Everyone should love animals, especially cooked animals.

Save water and try to take a shower with your girlfriend.

Love your neighbor, but don't let his husband know.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman; Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two women.

No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Happiness is not permanent.

Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.

Success is a relative term, which will bring you many unrelated relatives.

Don't wait until tomorrow to make excuses for not putting off the work, but do it today.

Love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.

Something will happen to the children in the back seat, and so will the children in the back seat.

The dream now determines the future, so let's sleep for a while.

There should be a better way to start a day than getting up every morning.

Hard work won't kill me, but I won't prove it with myself.

Work fascinates me. I can watch it for hours.