1, I dare to brag because I have this strength, and I dare to hit you with money because I have this wrist strength!
2, the language should be classic and conspicuous, and be a low-key person!
3, please remember the principle of numbness, we will let the person who tripped me never get up.
I'm saying I'm good at kung fu, and the electric cannon has been knocked down!
5. Put a special-shaped ring around your neck. You and I pretend to be good partners of two wolf gods!
6. The greatest pride of a man is not how many women he has slept with, but that there is a woman who is willing to let you sleep for a lifetime.
7, be a person must be embarrassed, even fart is louder than others!
8. Where can I not order BBK lighters?
9. Corporate culture is a tool invented by capitalists to "make horses run fast and not let them eat grass".
10, ask what money is in the world, that is, people commit suicide!
1 1, women in society must use social methods to solve it!
12, I think you are on the road of two, walking step by step and never getting lost.
13, when you can buy back your face with enough gold, you have succeeded.
14, money is like dirt, but you can't pee anywhere.
15, this place is not generally desolate. I saw a bird yesterday and wanted to shit here. Seeing this situation, I don't even have the courage to fly.
16, our family usually eats noodles at noon, at night, and at major festivals in the morning.
17, pick up my man and let him never fall.
18, let's see what it means to be "different", and my wife said "different is the opposite sex" and "moving is moving", ok! I want to move to his house when I meet the opposite sex.
19, three elements of success: persistence, shameless, and shameless persistence.
20. The development of men who are not rogue or abnormal.
2 1, upturned neck, screaming at the sky, calling himself big brother.
22, you can do justice for heaven, but you can't fuck when you are forced!
I didn't sleep well last night, and the snoring of the girl next door bothered me all night.
24. People say Togo has many friends, and I want to tell you! Friends are like RMB, really!
25, mix fame, play character, legendary people, that is the master!
26. Teacher, your qq space question is "Why do birds fly up and down?" What's the password? "Because it's lonely." .
27. Wear an energy collection ring around your neck. You and I are good partners of two wolf gods!
28, hey buddy, pay attention, I suggest you clean the leeks between your teeth before grinning.
29. Put your neck up and say that you are the big brother.
30. A woman's greatest pride is not how many men she has had, but how many women a man turned down for you!
3 1. At the current rate of rising house prices, I don't want to afford a set of affordable housing. I just hope I can afford an affordable grave when I get old.
32. The mantra of the judges of the Four Senses (describing the entertainment talent show as uncultured) is "three-dimensional picture, layered texture".
33. I only like two kinds of flowers in my life. One is a rich flower, and the other is a vibrant flower!
34, Edison Chen fooling around with girls, this is called each to his own advantage!
When you can buy back your face with enough gold, you have succeeded.
Looking at the girl's calm appearance, I suddenly found the feeling of tempering my will in life.
37. Confucius said that human nature is good at the beginning of life, and it must be done when you grow up!
38. I dare not say that the earth revolves around me, but the yin and yang elements are definitely in my hands!
39. According to divination, "your feelings were very dull in the first 30 years". Thinking of 28 this year will definitely improve in the next 30 years. The other party said, "You will get used to this blandness in the next 30 years."
40, not to mention that the poor have been forced to break the river for 30 years!
4 1. Teacher, the question in your qq space is "Why do birds fly up and down?" What's the password? "Because it's lonely."
42. The greatest pride of a man is not how many women he has slept with, but that there is a woman who is willing to let you sleep for a lifetime.
43, BBK lighters, where will not order.
44. You can't do this problem. If so, 1 is very contradictory. It must call "Who am I" in its mind a thousand times.
45. When the hero is angry, he is a beautiful woman, and the beautiful woman smiles and asks for money.
46, forced to pretend to do things, and now everyone is looking at me to see how I can be a good China person!
47. This question is so creepy that it is outrageous and crazy.
48. When you think that gold is more important than face, it means that you have matured.
49. Pay attention, man. I suggest you clean the leek between your teeth before grinning.
50. Friend, don't take your youth as the reason for 2B.
5 1, don't sleep late every day, just sleep at night; Don't get up too early in the morning, just get up.
52. I still want to say those three words in the face of the woman who once abandoned me!
53. What should I do if I get pregnant unexpectedly? Get rid of the baby and continue to do it.
54, the three elements of success: first, persistence, second, shameless, third, persistence shameless.
55, the mouse touches the cat residue, that is the feeling in place.
56. "If you are handsome, you must be a man. Look at me if you can't figure it out "(the teacher thinks he is very handsome). The student said, "Then I can't figure it out."
57, forced to pretend to do things, now show me how to be a good China person!
58, wearing a mink, holding a bag and hugging a little sister can be exciting.
59. "Nanjing! Nanjing! This film uses a lot of personification techniques.
If you are not my enemy, don't fight with me.
6 1, women are not coquettish, but have a face bag.
62. Don't pretend to force me to be an ancient civil servant!
If you are not my enemy, don't fight with me.
64. The greatest advantage of my brother is that he has no advantages.
65. No one should look down on anyone! I just want to tell you a word from the heart here!
66. When the hero is angry, he is a beautiful woman, and the beautiful woman smiles and asks for money. ( m.taiks.com )
67. No one should look down on anyone! I just want to tell you a word from the heart here!
68, the mouse touched the cat residue, that is the feeling in place.
69, desperate to climb into the cabinet of 29.8 cents a catty, I burst into tears, thinking that you are too fucking self-motivated!
70, pretend that the old salesman can do it, don't play with my brother, I will send you a word to fuck off! ! !
7 1, in the face of women, if you have difficulties, you must face them and not create difficulties!
72. I can be shameless for money, and I can be desperate for face!
73. People say Togo has many friends, and I want to tell you! Friends are like RMB, really!
74. "A handsome guy must be a man. If you can't figure it out, look at me. " The teacher thinks he is very handsome. The student said, "Then I can't figure it out."
75. My greatest advantage is that I have no advantages.
76. When you think that gold is more important than face, it means that you have matured.
77. In the supermarket, I saw a crab tied with flowers. In the refrigerator 10 cents a catty.
78. I must be embarrassed to be a man, even farting is louder than others!
79. Mixed society No matter how hard you try, you will still be a hero by success or failure.
80, beauty, relax, I'm not a good person.
8 1, mixed society No matter how hard you try, in the end, you still judge heroes by success or failure.
82. Introduction to Happiness: There are no patients at home, no relatives in prison, and no enemies outside.
83. In the face of women, if you have difficulties, you must face them and not create difficulties!
84. I saw a black man yesterday and said out of courtesy, "Look, nigger!" " The other person smiled very gentlemanly and said, "Mom, this is B".
85. Don't pretend to force me to be that ancient civil servant!
If you are not my opponent, don't tell me what to do.
87. There are no villains in the circle, no bad guys around, seemingly no lovers, noble people for promotion and acquaintances for work.
88. Don't sleep late every day, just sleep at 2 pm; Don't get up too early in the morning, just get up at 5 o'clock.
89. Women in society must use social methods to solve it!
90. There is something wrong with your understanding. For example, if a man is obscene and his girlfriend is beautiful, you say "it's really a flower inserted in cow dung", and the other person naively says "* * dares to say that my girlfriend is cow dung".
9 1, the language should be classic, the appearance should be conspicuous, and life should be low-key!
92. Pretend that the boss can do it, don't play with me, I will send you a word to get out!