Guan gu's quotations

Sekitani Kamiki's Classic Quotations

Sekitani Kamiki: I think my relationship with China people is just like my girlfriend. I love her very much, but I can't control her.

Sekitani Kamiki: I used to think that people in China were modest, but now I don't think so, because all I walk around are "China's construction is very good", "China's agriculture is very good" and "China's industry and commerce are very good". I know that China is developing well now, but it doesn't have to be like this. ....

Sekitani Kamiki: Describe a person as very happy. Jiuquan smiles.

Guangu: Isn't The Promise a romantic film?

Guan Gu read Princess Zhu Huan: One day, the duckling met four brothers.

The May 4th Movement said, "You are heartless, cruel and unreasonable!"

The duckling said, "Then you are not heartless, cruel and unreasonable?"

"I'm ruthless, cruel and unreasonable! ?

"Where are you not ruthless, where are you not cruel, where are you not unreasonable! ? " ...

Guan Gu (singing): Long Long, you are missing two years, forever and ever. ...

Guan Gu (singing): I'm not a locust, I'm not a centipede, I just want a cheap brother and perfect love. ...

Meijia: My period came early, and now my waist is very sore and my stomach is very uncomfortable.

Guangu: Meijia, your period is really good for you. Otherwise, she will sleep in my room and I will sleep on the sofa today.

Wan Yu: Guan Gu, what you said about menstruation is not the same as what she said.

Guangu: Oh, does Meijia have many menstrual periods? Your grandmother is really fertile. I only have one, but I have three young aunts!

Guangu: It's so touching ... The little dragon girl is really beautiful ... but Yang Guo doesn't know how to cherish it. He only has an aunt in his heart!

(Zhan Bo: Well, Little Dragon Girl ... is his aunt)

Guan Gu (surprised): Ah! It's so sinful. Is it okay for Yang Guo to do this?

(Zhanbo: Er ... no uncle, to be exact)

Guangu: Oh, my God! Then Yang Guo ... became his uncle! ! The little dragon girl ... became her niece! !

(Wan Yu: Xiaolong girl was raped)

Guangu (crazy): Nani (what)? ! That will be a day!

(Wan Yu (smiling): Yes, Yin Zhiping did it)

Guan Gu (continues to be mad): Stop it! Stop it! ! (Suddenly calm) ... Is Yin Zhiping Yang Guo's uncle?

Guangu: Honey, what shall we eat today?

(Xiao Xue: Whatever. )

Guangu: Shall we eat hot pot?

(Xiaoxue: No, you will get pimples on your face if you eat hot pot)

Guangu: How about Sichuan food?

(Xiaoxue: I just ate Sichuan food yesterday. What about today? )

Guangu: Shall we eat seafood?

Xiao Xue: Bad seafood can cause diarrhea. )

Guangu: What did you say you wanted to eat?

(Xiao Xue: Whatever. )

Guan Gu: E! ~ ~ ~ Then let's stop eating and do something else.

Xiao Xue: Anything will do. )

Guangu: Then let's watch a movie. I haven't seen a movie for a long time.

(Xiaoxue: What's interesting about movies? This is a delay. )

Guangu: How about bowling? Exercise. Exercise.

(Xiaoxue: What's your luck on a hot day? Aren't you tired? )

Guan Gu: O! ~ ~ ~ ~ Then let's have some more coffee.

(Xiao Xue: Er ~ ~ ~ Drinking coffee affects sleep. )

Guangu: Then what do you want?

Xiao Xue: Anything will do. )

Guangu: Then let's go home.

(Xiaoxue: (laughs, then takes the bag) Look at you. )

Guangu: We'll take the bus and I'll walk you.

(Xiaoxue: The bus is dirty and crowded, so forget it. )

Guangu: How about taking a taxi?

Xiao Xue: It's not worth the short walk. )

Guangu: Let's go. Let's go for a walk.

(Xiaoxue: What way are you going with an empty stomach? )

Guangu: Then what do you want?

(Xiaoxue: Look at you. )

Guangu: Let's eat first.

(Xiao Xue: Whatever. )

Guangu: What to eat?

Xiao Xue: Anything will do. )

Guangu: ~! # #

(Child: Where are you from? )

Guangu: Far away, far away.

(Child: Is it Altman's hometown? )

Guangu: Well, I'm from Altman's hometown.

Child: You should be my child. )

Guangu: I found that I fight landlords and win no matter how I fight ~

Guan Gu: No, please call me Guan Gu from now on ~

Guangu: Ceng Laoshi, you haven't participated in our group activities for two months.

Ceng Xiaoxian: No, The Devil's Stepmother has only 24 episodes.

Guangu: But what about my mother who watched 40 episodes before?

80 episodes of divorce without crying, 160 episodes of getting married as a daughter-in-law,

Congratulations, you have experienced a woman's life.

Guangu: You talk to them until midnight every day. How can they have time to create human beings?

Zhang Wei: My brother will be at the Crowne Plaza Hotel tomorrow at noon 12. This is my wedding invitation.

Guangu: I see. No wonder you dress like you're going to an interview.

(Hu Yifei): What's the relationship between these two things?

Guangu: But you are engaged. At most, you escaped from the monk. Can't you escape from the abbot?

Guan Gu: Wait a minute, this is a serious act of self-harm. Children in front of the TV must not imitate. Sister, he is different. He-he practiced.

Guangu; In fact, many things are dual-line, with dual-core computers and dual-card mobile phones. You see, I can steal food while painting.

Youyou: So I'm also dual-core.

Zhang Wei: Don't you look tired without subtitles?

Guangu: Because I am Japanese.

Guangu: It's a stamp (poster). I often make mistakes when I first learn Chinese. (Singing) I can't tell a stamp from a poster.

Ceng Xiaoxian: The latest news is that people no longer mind being your second wife.

Zi Qiao: Ah, that's all right. You'd better follow Guan Gu.

Guangu: What? Two rooms. Do you mean two rooms and two halls?

Zi Qiao: Let's go and play table tennis with Guan Gu.

Guangu: Aren't you two just right?

Zi Qiao: I'm kidding. How do two people fight?

Guangu: Do you want a table tennis threesome?

Zi Qiao: Officer, this is too much. We are ambitious young people who are about to release their ideals on the streets of New Year's Eve, and you caught us here without any evidence. You are killing our ideals. I demand our immediate release.

Guan Gu: You ask, officer, is his head caught by a door or an iron gate? We don't have any requirements. I just want to explain that the fireworks rack is really not ours. We, he, took a look at it temporarily.

(Police officer: People who don't watch the Spring Festival Gala at home on New Year's Day will know that you are not simple. )

Zi Qiao: Of course, we are not simple. We are two ambitious young people, who are about to fly their ideals in the streets on New Year's Eve.

.............

Yifei: Ceng Xiaoxian insists on making progress, not to mention you.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Can you get rid of those rhetorical devices before making progress?

Guangu: Flying means that you are different from Ceng Laoshi. You have a foundation and expertise, and all of us have confidence in you.

Ceng Xiaoxian: That sounds strange.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Zi Qiao wants girls all over the world to wear low-cut dresses. Am I trying to make his interview successful? A little sacrifice doesn't matter.

Guan Gu: A small sacrifice. Should you dress like this for the interview? She can go straight to a heart transplant dressed like this.

Guangu: You must tell me, well, who is the killer and who is the killer bear?

Youyou: Hey, you are still struggling with this matter.

Guangu: I didn't sleep last night. All this must be a conspiracy. I think the real killer should be selling fried dough sticks.

Youyou: I really don't know this. I have to wait for the next episode of the script.

Guangu: What do you mean?

Yifei: His TV series was written, filmed and broadcast at the same time, and the script after that has not been finished.

Guangu: You mean even the author is not sure who the murderer is? It is really a conspiracy. It's evil. Please tell the writer for me next time. If the murderer is not selling fried dough sticks, I will draw a circle to curse him.

Guangu: Lisa, I'm a fan of the TV series "Reversing Heroes". I watch every episode.

Lisa: Really, it seems that we can consider putting it on the Japanese and Korean markets.

Guangu: This play is really good, especially your screenwriter, who is really talented. He graduated from a school with mental retardation. His plot is worse than sheep's voice. Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard he touched. The biggest difference between him and a pig is that a pig can't become a human casually, but becomes a pig from time to time. I guess he wrote the script with pig's trotters. I suggested that he take some hemorrhoid medicine to treat his foot-and-mouth disease.

I haven't updated it for a long time, alas ... school will start tomorrow.

(About the sudden appearance of children in Guangu and Youyou)

Fairy: When we were away, we just. ..

Guangu: You think laying eggs?

Guangu: Hotel? Can I have a baby for candlelight dinner? My girlfriend has to take care of the baby. We were not pregnant before marriage. The baby is not mine. No, no, the cuckold is not mine. No, no, the baby is not his. No, we didn't steal it.

Qin Yumo: It's messy enough. You were not here last night. ..

Guangu: We are basically on the sofa.

Qin Yumo: Wow, this is crazy.

Guangu: That's crazy. We played a very interesting game yesterday.

Yumo: I know this young couple liked playing games at first.

Guangu: The name of the game is ... We are all dull, not talking, not moving, and no one is crying.

Yumo: The last one should be not laughing.

Guangu: Hehe, I'm going to laugh.

Yumo: Why, the world between them is not harmonious.

Guangu: Harmony, harmony, and triangle is the most harmonious shape.

Yumo: Who is the third one?

Guan Gu: Who else, Zi Qiao's child? Have you ever seen anyone take a baby on a date? I want to know.