It started when Lu Xiucai saw Ji Wuming on the stairs.
Lv: "Don't come here, Zi once said that force cannot solve any problem."
"What son?"
Lu: "Lüzi"
Ji: "How you want to die, I will make it happen for you."
Guo: "It's overwhelming, ouch."
Ji: "Next time you attack, there's no need to shout first. Take your life."
Lu: "Wait a minute, you can kill me, but you have to Let me explain first, whose hands did I die in?"
Ji: "Nonsense, me."
"Who am I?"
Ji (confused): "How do I know who you are?"
Lu: "Here comes the problem."
Ji: "What do you mean?" < /p>
Lu: "This has to start with the relationship between man and the universe. There has been a problem haunting you for a long time."
Ji: "What problem?" Yeah?"
Lu: "Who am I?"
Ji: "I already know this"
Lu: "No, you don't know, Do you know? Who are you? Ji Wuming? No, this is just a name, a code name. You can call me Ji Wuming, I can also call them Ji Wuming. What if this code name is removed? Who are you?"
Ji: "I don't know, and I don't need to know."
Lu: "Okay, okay, then you answer another question for me. Who is it?"
Ji: "This question has been asked before"
Lv: "No, I just asked about the ego, now I ask about the self"
Ji: "Is there any difference?"
Lv: "For example, when I use my code name to have a conversation, your code name is also me. What does this mean? Well, does this mean that you are me and I am you?"
Ji: "This question is meaningless"
Lv: "Then let me ask a few questions. Where did I come from and where will I die? What does my appearance mean to this world? Did the world choose me, or did I choose the world?
Ji: "That's enough!"
Lv: "Is there an inevitable connection between me and the universe? Is there an end to the universe? Is there a length of time? Where is the past time? Disappear? Where will time stop in the future? Is the question I asked at this moment the same question you heard just now?
p>Lu: "Who killed me, and who did I kill?"
Ji: "It was me who killed me"
Lu: "The answer is correct, let's do it ”
Ji: “Ahhh...” and then hung up.
1. God, do you have high myopia, amblyopia and astigmatism, or glaucoma, presbyopia and cataracts? Why don’t you do retinal repair surgery?
2. I am born with talent. There must be something useful, and I am happy~~
3. The scholar’s ??self-promotion: “Read more, read good books.
This martial arts biography records the history of the martial arts for thousands of years. The stories of grievances and resentments are so heart-stirring and exciting that they make you sleepy and sick.
This book has not yet been published. If you are interested in cooperating, < /p>
Please come to my place for a serious interview and a long sleepless talk.”
4. Scholar: Zi~~ once said...
Everyone. :Pooh! !
5. The scholar pointed to the durian: "The Master once said...this is...(discussion)...root carving...(another discussion)...represents the invincibility of the benevolent~ ~! ”
6. The road is slowly and far away ~ I will go up, down, east, west, north, south, and in the middle, and I will search everywhere I go.
7. Guo Jing and Yang Guo, Slightly inferior in literary talent;
Qiao Feng and Duan Yu, a bit old-fashioned;
A generation of heroes, undefeated in the East, only knows the embroidered bird in the house
8 . Scholar: The bracelet should reflect the sense of history, art, vicissitudes... It should fully show my cultural taste
9. Scholar: to be or not to be, this is a question. < /p>
10. Xiao Guo, how are you doing lately? If you have any difficulties, just say it.
If there are no difficulties, just say it. Even if you create difficulties~! ~!
11. The world is so wonderful,
I am so irritable.
I am filled with indignation if I don’t take out the good stuff and enjoy it.
I don’t have any good things but I came out to appeal. I surrendered in five places.
I don’t know how many times have passed. Let the storm come more violently!!! ; p>Yo yo yo, yo hurts, it hurts. . . .
13. "Sir, please save me!"
After being clicked by Wushuang, the scholar said in his heart: "Here, help me, who can hear my voice? ?”
14. Furong: Brother Hou, get out of the way!
Xiucai: Bajie, be careful!
15. Xiucai: (unconvinced) Huh~~I’ll do it Are you messing with me? ! Knowing that this was the case, I might as well have chosen Wushuang...
Old Bai: (turning to the door with a wicked smile) Hey, Xiao Guo, when did you get here?
Xiucai: (Raising his hands and covering his head, he knelt down and huddled in a ball) Oh my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my is my fault! !
You sir don’t remember the faults of villains, the prime minister’s belly can punt a boat, the moon is setting, black hoofs are all over the sky, the husband and wife both return the home~~~~~~~~!
16. Scholar: Boss lady, I can help you
Boss lady: My good scholar
Scholar: But I don’t know how to make (dumplings). But I can help you give it a try later...
17. Endure the calm for a while, and take a step back to destroy the sea.
18. Big Mouth: They laugh at me for not studying enough!
Xiaobai: This is nonsense, you haven’t read the book at all!
19. The scholar approached Xiao Guo and wanted to get back the
But he was too shy to speak out directly, so he had to resort to indirect ways.
He reminded Xiao Guo in a roundabout way. Guo keywords:
Well, have you been to the second spring in the world? I've heard people talk about it
guan next to the
Quan Ying Yue...?
20. The scholar sighed: It would be great if she (Xiao Guo) was as virtuous as you.
Wushuang: Isn’t she (Xiao Guo) virtuous?
Scholar: virtuous, virtuous, idle at home, knows nothing~~~
21. Big Mouth asked: Which is more important, brothers or women?
The scholar replied: Brothers are like brothers and sisters, women are like clothes!
Big mouth praise: What a brother!
The scholar said calmly: Centipede limbs, winter clothes~~~~
22. The legendary and terrifying Guo Juxia (Guo Furong’s father) is coming to inspect Furong The marriage to the scholar,
After seeing her father, the timid scholar... fainted first. Lao Bai helped the scholar up and said to him: "Hurry up and call someone (father), brother."
The scholar stood up staggeringly and went straight to Guo Juxia: "Brother, you are here..."
Fu Rong: "Please, that's my dad..."
The scholar smiled awkwardly: "Dad...wait a moment (ask Furong) what is your father's surname?"
Guo Juxia: "My surname is Guo"
The scholar smiled: " What a coincidence, I have the same surname as Fu Mei, haha, ha... I'll make you a bowl of tea..."
... After pouring the tea, Guo Juxia said: "The child lied as taught by the adults, then the adults Lie, who taught you?"
Xiucai: "No one taught me, self-taught, Zi once said..." (Everyone coughed)
Xiucai: "Who? Which one? Grandson or son?
Never heard of it (staring at Guo Juxia).. What’s the matter? Two cups are good..." Everyone was stunned... < /p>
23. Guo: Are you sure?
Lu: I don’t deny the veto and negation! ! !
24. Lu Xiucai: Confucius said, Shakespeare said, While there is life, there is hope. As long as the green hills remain, there is no need to worry about running out of firewood.
Zi once said; Mo Zi said
Have you ever been to the
Lu: I stabbed you once and you said four words. I stabbed you twice and you said thirty-six thousand words. Why?
Guo:...
Lv: The first time I stabbed you, you said, "My hero, spare your life." The second time I stabbed you, you said, "Thirty-six thousand words." ! ~ (Fu Rong Xiucai PK)
Those who steal can take it without telling them.
Confucius said: Knowledge is power. Which Confucius? Which dynasty did Bacon Zi come from? Britain, that means Britain's bacon said you are the most powerful person in our Tongfu Inn? In a sense, it is like this
I am born to be useful, and I will be happy if I can’t buy it with a lot of money
I will come back after all the money is spent, and I can use it however I want ( Xiucai)
Fu Rong: Brother Hou, get out of the way!
Xiucai: Bajie, be careful!
Very affectionate:
Why is Heaven? Blue, because of me!
Why is the grass green? It’s because of me!
Why does the butt stink, because of Lao Bai! (hilarious) - Xiucai
Son, please take me away! (Scholar)