1, you can go here, you go by the table.

2. She has a face on her wart!

In the future, if I mind my own business, my name will not be Hao Jian. My name is very cheap.

4. My biggest shortcoming is that I am too nosy.

5. Zhang Guoli: You come to a show yourself. You are so approachable! Jackie Chan: You are also very approachable. Do you talk to each other in person when you host the program?

6. I guess if you take part in the duet, neither of you will make it into the top three.

7. Singing is ok, but don't make any noise.

8. ouch, mom, ouch, mom, you won

9. You are not an umbrella, so don't be lonely.

10, crows know how to feed back. Xiaogang Feng as busy as a bee, and Xu Fan wits.

1 1, Bajie's Zhu army

12, Pig put a needle in his mouth and led Feng Gong.

13, the pickle jar is connected with Xiaogang Feng thread.

14, I can't swallow this tone, so when are you going to die?

15, is it warm? Andy Lau, can you still feel the cold ice and rain?

16, you look like a manhole cover.

17, it's okay, you're not afraid of boiling water.

18, what? There is only a circle of curly hair left on my head, Friar Sand!

19, you are a grandson, and you are also a grandson. You are really a grandson!

20. Our old lady selling popsicles downstairs is surnamed Fan.

2 1, 500 into 4900, you are the knockout.

22. If a person falls, he can still get up; If people's hearts fall, how to help them?

23. Do I want to hang myself? Do I have a chin? Can you hang up?

24, fans send you garlic, which means forget it!

25. Go, go, go, we will become toilets.

26. Mr. Dong Guo and the wolf, the farmer and the snake, Hao Jian and the old lady.

27, my story is so miserable, the whole body is broken. Then you are scum!

28. Son, your education is prenatal education.

29. You really grinded a bitch for ten years.

30, you let people pedal once a day, you let people pedal once a day, your bike!

3 1, is this a gift? This is called bribery. This model is on sale.

32. I'm a writer and Nobel Prize in Literature laureate Mo Yan. No, I shut up!

I won't go to the place where you live on the eighteenth floor underground.

Aunt, you ride too fast. You're competing.

36. You jumped too high in the toilet.

37. Nobody hit me. I flew 10 meter. If you hit me, won't I fly abroad?

38. Can you make some noise? That's dolphin sound to me. Do you know what dolphin sound is? The sound of your hips during the audition.

39. Do you know the names of my fans? Six in the snow! Six people in the snow? Damn you!

40. Your heart was eaten by a dog.

4 1, this is easy to find, easy to find, feather duster.

42. Where are you going to blow up the bunker?

43. I really have no choice but to play you a replay!

I'm over 50, and I still like 20-year-olds? People in their 80s still like people in their 20s.

45. I hit three children. So what? I used to drive a big Ben. (Riding a bike now)

46. My car was rear-ended. Oh, my tailbone!

47. My buddy's girlfriend is pregnant. Whose is it? Honey, would you stop being so helpful?

48. I am premature. I was nine months premature. You're not pregnant! (classic lines)

49. Who is it? I'm a worker, grandpa? Are you a eunuch?

50. Can you speak slowly? Your mouth is rented. Are you in a hurry to return it?

5 1, you have to get me a room full of gourds. Do you think I'm a snake spirit?

52. Your mother, your mother, your mother, your mother, do you intellectuals talk like swearing? What should I say? I should say your mother is your mother.

Aunt, does your family know that you are so naughty? (Classic Quotations)

54. Aren't you filial to your mother? You are my mother, my mother, can you talk in succession?

55. You are a good boy. It's time for someone to beat me up and run away.

56. I write Huang Yi, write Huang Yi, and people call me Huang Yi.

202 1 inspirational catchwords

20xx inspirational catchwords

1. One of the great advantages of outstanding people is that they persevere in unfavorable and difficult encounters.

Adversity is like sand in a clam, and it always shines like a pearl in the end.

Most enemies become comrades-in-arms for survival, and most comrades-in-arms become enemies for money.

The calm lake has long produced capable sailors, and the comfortable life has never produced great men of the times.

5. Frustration is actually the tuition that success should pay.

6. Your idea is very creative. It seems that you are seriously considering it.

7. For those who are afraid of danger, the world will always be dangerous.

Nothing is impossible, it depends on whether you want to go or not.

9. People miss the past because they have a relationship that they can't bear to end.

10. Diligence is the best stage in life, and laziness is the biggest stumbling block in life.

1 1. Successful people never show off their immediate fame and fortune, but remember the bitterness behind them.

12 Never give up what you really want. Although it is difficult to wait, it is even more regrettable.

13, don't let anyone destroy your soul, you should make yourself strong, just for yourself.

14. The world belongs to the strong, and the strong should be above everything else.

15, a pure-hearted person, life is full of sweetness and joy.

16, riding a horse can't jump ten steps, and you can't give up.

17, that love lingers in my memory, who promises who will die?

18, if you leave at my low tide, please don't come back when you ask me for glory.

19, youth is not a period of life, but a state of mind.

20. I am grateful to all those who deny me. They made me who I am.

2 1, rather than pursuing a glamorous appearance, it is better to have a heart that loves learning.

You know, we don't just live for the present, but fight for the future!

I know what labor is: it is the source of all joy and beauty in the world.

24. If you are strong enough, you are unprecedented.

25. The highest enjoyment is to accomplish what others think you can't do.

26, often, spontaneously adhere to the balance, in fact, there are plans.

If you encounter difficulties in your research, don't back down. Believe in yourself, you can do it!

28, look down for a lifetime, look down in anger, it is better to look up and compete!

29. If you live honestly, you will have a clear conscience.

30. Happiness is to look at your watch when you wake up every morning, but you can sleep for another half an hour.

3 1, there are three things in life that cannot be redeemed: time, opportunity and what you say.

32. Hope is dependent on existence. Where there is existence, there is hope, and hope is light.

What you have to do is that others can't change it, then you can't blame anyone, that is, you are useless!

34. A passionate life is a life full of satisfaction.

35. If people have no mistakes, why do you use erasers for pencils?

A person who can learn from others is a person who wants to succeed.

People ask you to criticize, but what they want is praise.

38. As you become more understanding, no one will care about your grievances and disputes.

39. Without ideals, we cannot achieve our goals; Without courage, you can get nothing.

40. Sailors are more adventurous than spectators, but there is hope to reach the other shore.

4 1, wind and rain can't destroy our firm hearts, and growth must be after the rain has cleared up.

42. The most important thing in life is to choose a career, but we often decide by accident.

43. How far is forever? No one knows, because when you know, it is no longer forever.

44. Deception can only be temporary, and honesty is the long-term policy.

45. Pursuing perfection means pursuing beauty and light.

46. There is no absolute happiness in the world, only a heart that refuses happiness.

47. The premise of a person's luck is actually that he has the ability to change himself.

48. One day, you will smile and say something that makes you sad.

49. Where there is extraordinary energy and working ability, there is genius.

50. The person who can't sigh the least is the youngest person who has time to adjust his life.

5 1, with expectation, pleasure will come to you; If you have a dream, chances will cover you.

52. Be filial to your parents. It's not just lip service, it's also good to make more phone calls.

53. Weakness is not the key, and strength has no edge; I see my best self every day.

54. Decent failure is ten times better than disgraceful success.

55. A person can grow old, but not tasteless.

56. No matter how beautiful it is, it can't stand forgetting, and no matter how sad it is, it can't stand time.

57. How can you learn without reading? Without hard work, how can you have a brilliant career?

Sunshine is always selfless, it always illuminates those who need warmth.

59. above people, treat people as people; Under people, treat yourself as a person.

60. Try harder, success will not be too far away, laziness and failure are just around the corner.

6 1, when your talent can't support your ambition, then you should settle down and study.

62. Learning means equipping an ordinary person with weapons, not aiming at a big ship.

63. There is no road in the world, and more people will become roads.

64. Ambition begins in junior high school, and brilliant life begins today.

65. To learn Buddhism is to be good at resolving troubles and seeking spiritual stability.

66. Many things are beyond our control, but we can control ourselves.

67. Live your own style in modesty and climb the peak of success in low-key.

68. Labor can rest the body, and labor can rest the mind.

Holding hands is like holding your right hand with your left hand, but it hurts when you cut it!

70. Dare to take the lead. Victory is in it, and fear is also in it.

7 1. Will is a unique power possessed by individuals to correct their own automaticity.

72. If love can fly with a thread, then the person who flies it must be honest and brave.

73, a person for a long time, even like a person is so difficult.

74. The success of a career depends on the system design.

Even if I am a little star, I will make it shine!

76. Smile at life and treat others with a smile. As you sow, so you reap!

77. Don't be afraid to pick roses for fear of being stung.

78. Many times, our motivation comes from the fact that we are about to finish.

79. The joy of life lies in life itself, not in work or place.

80. Cowards regard difficulties as a heavy burden, while warriors regard difficulties as a ladder for progress.

8 1, why parents always don't like to play with mobile phones, because their favorite people are around.

82. If light is the first object of love in life, isn't love the light of the heart?

83. Write the words one by one, step by step.

There are as many people in your company as you are responsible for.

85. Pain won't make me depressed, it can only stimulate my stronger fighting spirit!

86. What others say is in your mind, and yours is in your heart.

87. Disabled people talk nonsense, ordinary people speak Mandarin, and successful people say success.

88. There are two tragedies in life. First, despair; The other is complacency.

Nothing is more important than falling down and getting up.

90, smile, can ignite the enthusiasm of darkness; Suffering can reflect a gentle life.

9 1, if you don't have the courage to start, how can there be a crazy process and how can you know the ending?

Network buzzwords 202 1

1. A tailor who doesn't want to be a chef is not a good driver.

2. After all, happiness is not Cao Cao. How can you say it?

I like school, but I just don't like class.

4. I want to fall in love early, but it's already late.

I would rather be proud of mildew than humble love!

6. After all, you have to get hurt yourself before you learn to be smart.

7. I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I didn't expect to hit the wall.

8. There is no other god in this world except me.

9. We walked so fast that our souls couldn't keep up.

10, love is art, marriage is technology, and divorce is arithmetic!

1 1, no matter how beautiful it is, it can't stand forgetting, and no matter how sad it is, it can't stand time.

12, you are the first of all birds, and I am the statue of kings.

13, a past, some people, ups and downs all their lives, a grave.

14. Be a boy and marry a girl like me in the next life.

15, if I hadn't hit you, I would have turned against you.

16, house prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men.

17, one day I will proudly say to you: Go away, I don't need you.

18, come out to mix, my wife will change sooner or later.

19, life is like chess. I am willing to be a pawn. Although I am slow, who has seen me take a step back?

20. I didn't mean to be different, how can I have outstanding taste!

2 1, don't make people crazy in the future, because the human brain 100% is water.

22. We can't be born together, but we can hurt each other for life.

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

24. I depend on myself for everything, so you don't have to look up.

25. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

26, people can't help but grow up, growing up is like rushing, and the scenery is always changing along the way.

27. Eating food is kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to count others.

28. I like smoking, because smoking will hurt my lungs, but I won't be sad.

29, the front is a dead end, eager to be around the corner.

30. I am a mute, and I usually speak in disguise.

3 1. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money.

32. My life is limited and my food is limited.

Remember, the people who love you the most in the world are your parents.

Fortunately, love is not everything. Fortunately, nothing is love.

35. Rich people hold a money field, and those who have no money go home and take money to hold a money field.

36. How dare you join the beggar's gang! Dressed up very well!

37. Rich people are grandfathers! But even more people owe money and don't pay it back.

38. I have planned how to spend 5 million yuan, but I didn't win the prize.

39. I'm going to make a download software called Muer. Because lightning is inaudible.

40. There are two me in this world. One pretends to be happy and the other is really sad.

4 1, do you feel like underwear when farting, do you, do you?

42. Life is a big tree, and I am a small leaf. I shook it, and I was happy.

43. Hugging is really a strange thing. We are so close, but we can't see each other's faces.

44, men are used to rely on, so be strong; Women are for love, so they should be hateful.

45. Life is like a maze. We spend the first half of our lives looking for the entrance and the second half looking for the exit.

46.make a man cry. Yes, you won, but you played too much.

47. Be optimistic about the future and be philosophical about people's hearts.

48. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

50. Sorry, the signature is too personal, which makes the system unable to display it. Please refresh.

5 1, every parent has jet lag, obviously he just wants to say 8: 30.

52. Sometimes it is better to do everything for one person than nothing for others.

You have to live in a complicated society, not a university or a paradise.

54. While others are holding hands, I take my dog for a walk and swim to see who is not happy to bite.

55. I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were all scratched and there was no spark. .

56. If you live, you will die sooner or later; If you die, you will live forever.

57. On the top of the high mountain, there is a girl. Oh, my god, my god, it's beautiful.

58. In fact, the happiest fairy tale in the world is nothing more than spending the years together.

59. There may be many women who don't eat, but there is not even one woman who is not jealous.

60. When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

202 1 popular quotations

1. Love in winter, blossom in spring, bear fruit in summer and mature in autumn.

Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth. Unfortunately, youth is a gecko.

3, some people, when making masks, look much better than real people.

4, in order to wait for someone, but keep a city, in order to keep a city, and suffer for a lifetime.

5. There is no scenery in familiar places, but there are traps in unfamiliar places.

6. I am so desperate to shut up the people who once looked down on me.

7. Since I bought insurance, I don't have to look at the traffic lights when crossing the road!

8. People always cherish what they don't get and forget what they have.

9. I want to be as strong as a cactus and learn to stab bad people.

10, obviously not a stranger, but pretending to be stranger than a stranger!

1 1, your appearance is more toxic than fake milk powder, which makes my head bigger.

12, that was the first time you stood me up, and once you stood me up, it was a lifetime.

13, smart women deal with men, stupid women deal with women.

If you have ever sung the praises of the dawn, please ask embrace the darkness.

15. I am an animal when I take off my clothes, and I am the devil when I put on my clothes.

16, I really want to point to my heart and proudly tell you that there is a substitution here.

17, even if you want to cry again, smile and say, damn it!

18, what's so sad? Cry and make everyone smile!

19, the difference between a boss and a wife is that the former is easier to get rid of.

20. Maturity is not the aging of people's hearts, but the ability to smile when tears are spinning.

2 1, true love is like a UFO, only heard of it, no one has seen it.

22. To avoid excessive drinking, please stay awake when you are drunk.

23, even if you want to cry, you should smile and say: you are a grandfather!

24. Hello, the number you dialed is out of service. Please dial again in your next life.

25. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

26. There is no despair in the world, only desperate people.

27. It's mine. Do not move. It's not mine. You put it there, too

28. Every day now is the youngest day in the rest of my life.

29. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid I'll be surprised if I open the lid and enjoy another bottle!

30, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me?

3 1, if you can choose, don't end a love with hate.

Everyone says you deserve to be sad, but no one really understands your feelings.

One day, I was defeated by Lei Zhen, and I became a shocking person.

34, the tree will die if it is not peeled; People are shameless and invincible in the world.

If the poor don't provide food, the rich can only eat paper money.

36. I thought you were decadent, only to find that you have been heartless.

37. Really letting go is not letting go of others, but letting go of yourself.

38. After marriage, men are like tablecloths, which only appear when eating.

39, a cup of hot tea, warm is the body; An understanding word warms the heart.

40. As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent. If you are fat, everything is useless.

4 1, the most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the roof you use to shelter from the rain.

42, a meter of sunshine, a cup of coffee, a mood, a life.

43. Who are you to say that I have changed? What have you experienced with me?

44. I am an animal when I take off my clothes, and I am the devil wears Prada when I put on my clothes!

45. Men are excellent because of loneliness, and women are lonely because of Excellence.

46. Thank God for what I have and what I don't have.

47. How many children who are tone-deaf gain confidence from a song?

48. I thought it was a pledge of eternal love, but later I learned it was a mirage.

49. People who understand me don't need to explain; If you don't understand me, why do you want to explain?

50. Greetings need not be serious, but they must be sincere and touching.

5 1. Peace is luck, contentment is happiness, purity of mind is wealth, and no desire is just longevity.

52. Only women and English are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find!

53. It's mine. Do not move. If it's not mine, put it there for me.

54. The so-called successful woman is: B is awesome during the day and B is awesome at night.

55. Be kind to others, be considerate, love life and work hard.

56. The worst thing in life is to talk about people; Life is so stupid that I have heard of it myself.

57. Be kind to yourself when you are alone; When two people are together, be kind to each other.

58. Helping the poor is a good thing. Not boasting is a virtue!

59. Inadvertently, your smile became the whole world.

60. People have just studied in Russia, so why not play with diamonds?

202 1 popular quotations

1, earn other people's money and go to hell with poverty.

2, not bad money, just poor wallet.

3. Without loneliness, who will accompany me?

4. Dong Fangbubai, what about the West?

A strong family is better than a rich businessman.

6, how far is the thought, how far you roll for me!

7. The world is so chaotic, who is pretending to be pure?

8. A wife with a heart, but no love.

9. Relax, I'm not a good person.

Children without umbrellas must run hard!

1 1. Would you like to be my next ex-girlfriend?

12, get on the thief boat and follow the thief.

13, love is so short, forgetting is so long.

14, get on the thief boat and follow the thief.

15, local tyrants, let's be friends!

16, shake, shake to Naihe Bridge.

17, fooling around, you will get bored sooner or later.

18, excessive desire, excessive dreams.

19, water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

20. Just love and don't hate, just laugh and don't cry.

2 1, don't talk to me about ideals, and quit.

22. Listen to you and save me ten books!

23, even believe in advertisements, you are stupid to read!

I don't want to leave you alone. Like you.

God, my clothes have lost weight again!

26. Take other people's road and leave others with no way out.

27. Sleeping means getting up tomorrow.

28. You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.

29, you are not brave, no one is strong for you!

30. I like you, which is none of your business.

3 1, the ideal is full, and the reality is very skinny.

32. God, my clothes are thin again!

33, piano, chess, painting and calligraphy can't, washing and cooking are too tired.

34, come out to mix, the wife will change sooner or later!

35, the world of flowers, I am too serious.

36. Keep a low profile! It's the best b show.

37. Why don't you take me with you when the earth turns?

38. Everyone is here except you.

39. If you want to hang out in the Jianghu, you'd better be single.

40, with a grain of salt, it is the sea that loses his temper.

4 1, I never lie, except this sentence.

42.MLM means that rabbits eat grass next to their nests.

43. I hate that my grandfather is not surnamed Li, and I hate that my father is not straight.

44. I really want to call you grandpa; Dad.

45. I can resist anything but temptation.

46. The ideal is beautiful, but the reality is very skinny.

47. Happiness is the same, and there are thousands of kinds of sadness.

48. When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.

49. If you mess with me again, I will spit in your face!

50. Right and wrong happen every day. If you don't listen to nature, there will be nothing.

5 1, the more arrogant online, the more kind offline.

52, life is like a play, all by acting.

I'm not allowed to grow flowers, but I grow cacti.

54, people are not smart, but also learn from others baldness!

55. Nothing, nothing, you are not afraid of boiling water.

56. eat small fish, big fish, eat shrimp.

57. It is not difficult to drive, and I am afraid that there will be new people!

58. It is better to learn Chinese for one year than to talk about QQ for half a year.

59. If you can't catch the sand, just lift it.

60. I hate others, but it is myself who suffers.

202 1 sentimental popular quotations

1, we all pretend to be smart in front of people, but we still cry at night.

2. I am used to the crowded city, but I can't let go of my memories.

3. Maybe it's really inappropriate. There is no such thing as affection between us.

4. The process of people who are most afraid of going further and further is really a heartfelt pain.

Now we are not what we were when we first met.

6. Pretend not to care about your ridicule and leave with a smile.

7. What will last forever and what will last until death do us part. Are just excuses for icing on the cake.

8. If you want to cry, you can cry with excitement. Smile happily's own growing character.

9. Because of you, I learned to care and be grateful.

10, I love you very much. I want to be close. Why waste time not hugging you?

1 1, no matter how beautiful the words are, only originality can understand how hurtful they are.

12, sometimes I just care too much about other people's feelings and ignore myself.

13, ability is like a check, unless it is cashed, it is worthless!

14, what makes women forget is feelings, and what makes men forget is feelings.

15, give time, let the past go and let the beginning begin.

16, the same thing has been said too many times. It will only be more hypocritical.

17, write love as the immortal legend of Enemy at the Gates. So ... will you go through the ice and snow?

18, no matter how hard one person tries, it can't support the sky for two people.

19, I restored the remarks to your name, with a first name and a last name.

I miss you with my youth, but you forget me with your time.

2 1, I really want to hug you, but it's a pity that time has passed and people come and go between you and me.

22. If what you gave me is also for others, I'd rather not. It's not terrible not to get it, but it's a joke not to stay.

23. Why can you still drink tea quietly and crush this scene, the bustling fireworks?

24, tired, really tired, this hypocritical mask, used for a long time, reluctant to take it off.

I don't love him very much, but I love to leave him.

26, who knows my original intention, irritability is also a dream, but I really hurt.

27, who all don't say, let Russia a person to hide.

28. Memories keep repeating. This kind of life really makes me tired.

29. Sometimes, it's not that others deliberately neglect you, but that you abandon yourself in a dark corner and leave yourself alone.

30. I don't even know who to cry for.

3 1, some pain, I can't say it, I can only endure it until I forget it slowly.

32. Friendship is like a flower, it is best to be faint. The weaker the fragrance, the more attached it is, and the longer it lasts.

33. Time is a terrible thing, which can be taken away by your lover.

34. The world is too big and life is too short. You can live as you want.

35. I still remember the good times. At that time, the moon has turned into sunlight.

I will never forget the day when we met.

37. On an opaque night, tadpoles in the pond are basking in the sun!

38, the heart has been broken, why bother to think about who; Dreams are awake, so why think about them? Let bygones be bygones, everything is just a cloud.

39. If I start my next relationship, I just want three things: eyes to stop crying, mouth to stop lying, and inexhaustible love.

40. I want to know what I am after I disappear, whether to enjoy in heaven, suffer in hell or disappear into the world.

4 1, loneliness is a stubborn disease, no matter how far you go, you can't cure it.

42. Vows are to be broken and love is to be betrayed.

43. The class teacher said that the school uniform will be worn next Monday. Press graduation photo! The room was instantly quiet, and there was no sound for a long time.

44. The saddest love is not having countless opponents. On the contrary, you have no enemies.

45. Persistence today will cause regret tomorrow. You can have love, but don't be persistent, because separation is inevitable.

True courage is not overwhelming, but not being overwhelmed by everything.

47. Take your memories out to bask in the sun once in a while, so that moldy memories can become fresh again.

48. The best tacit understanding in the world is not that someone understands what you mean, but that someone understands what you want to say.

49. The light of temptation masked my sadness. Too many extravagant hopes are finally as light as a feather.

50. What can be lifted and put down is called weight lifting, and what can be lifted and put down is called load bearing. Unfortunately, most people's feelings are heavy.

5 1. The future is brand-new, and no one is allowed to look back.

52. If the moon falls, will the stars be lonely?

I laughed my head off with tears in my eyes. In the end, I was not as good as her eyebrows, and I was sad.

54. What was deliberately forgotten is the most wonderful in retrospect.

55. Why is there only sadness after joy?

56. Relationships are sweet, and we will be torn apart by her words.

57. There is a sad breath in the moment of summer, like someone's warm eyes.

58. Tears blurred my vision, and your back disappeared around the corner.

59. In love, if I can only choose a period of time, I will walk in the middle, without the embarrassment of acquaintance and the pain of separation.

60. Always hold back your tears and say to yourself: I'm fine, I must be fine.