Second, the difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!
You are the biggest pencil box I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?
Fourth, you are not only lucky, but also beriberi!
5. Your name fills my heart ... Let me love you forever!
A and B are both girls. A is slimmer than B, but shorter than B. A whispered to C: B is so fat. B simply said: Being fat is a temporary thing, and being short is a lifelong thing.
Seven, you think you are Halley's comet, and 6 billion people all over the world have to pay tribute!
Eight, I stand only to see you down and out.
Nine, the mosquito flew to the sleeping baby's ass, and Dad drove the mosquito away and put toilet water on it. The baby woke up and shouted, Mom, the mosquito just peed on my ass!
Ten, military training, the instructor joked with us: What is the girl opposite? A great male student in the class replied: Power Ranger. There was a burst of laughter. The instructor asked again, what are we? Wonderful man replied: anti-terrorist elite.
Eleven, the weather is hot in early autumn, and the mood is really wonderful; You can see that your body is hot, and you can run around in shorts. When it is hot, insert an ice cream and the bathtub will bubble; Watermelon and melon are chewed indiscriminately, and sweat is used as glue. Let go of your troubles on the spot and be happy and happy.
The rooster and hen are husband and wife, and they are busy incubating chickens all day. There is something wrong with the chicken's brain. It doesn't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are anxious, so they hide to see the chickens. Silly chicken didn't pay attention, secretly looking at his mobile phone.
When I first met you, I felt that I had known you for a long time. I have never said anything so certain. You may not believe it, but it's true. Do you really look like my home? Lost pig!
Fourteen, you are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty!
15. The photographer asked Dai Xiao how many seconds it took to prepare. Dai Xiao obviously held out three fingers. Why did the photographer press the shutter immediately? Because idiots are sticking out: middle finger, ring finger and little finger, which also means OK!
Sixteen, the farmer's uncle planted corn in the field and harvested a lot of corn in autumn; I planted my husband in the field in spring, and now it's autumn. Oh, he's dead!
17. Could you please see clearly what goods you are talking about?
You are the biggest pencil box I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?
Nineteen, the price of green onions doubled. Onion asks garlic: Why do we have a pile of one yuan? Garlic: Singles are popular now. I've never seen a garlic or a nobleman! Onion: I am single, too! Garlic: Your name is onion. Go abroad for development!
Twenty, measure the window and measure the wall, jump on the bed and measure the bed against the wall. The wall is longer than the bed, the bed is longer than the window, the window is longer than the bed, and the bed is longer than the wall, so the wall is longer than the bed. If you don't study hard, you will hit a wall.
Twenty-one, the simplest IQ test, please see the following passage: Sister, you go forward boldly! The river flows eastward. Wow, the stars in the sky join Beidou! Those who have music hum can go to the hospital for psychiatric registration in the near future!
Twenty-two, where there is plenty of grass in the end of the world, there are few generations. Now the only child is a treasure, and it is hard to find without a car or a house. The skin is white and beautiful, why doesn't anyone pick it? Where can I find a reason to be single? Well done in family planning!
Colleague: You have so many pimples on your face that the tractor will turn over when driving! Me: If the pimples on my face are as few as the hair on your head, I will be satisfied! Relax, I'm not a good person.
Twenty-four, you just came to the world from eighteen layers of hell, met Brother Chun, and was trampled back by Brother Chun, right?
At the age of 25, your old man was possessed by Ma Yu, or did he come from the Stone Age?