When I first watched the NBA: Denver Plateau’s Nuggets Double Gun, Texas Death Triangle, Dallas’ Old Driver, Three-Headed Cow’s Demonic Sports Car, Old Liar, and Houston’s Forever Chinese Home, New Jersey’s Three-Headed Monster, Cleveland The Little Emperor, Miami's Flash, the Sun's seven-second offense, Minnesota's Wolf King, Garnett, Orlando's Warcraft Howard, Boston's Leather Team, Toronto's Dragon King, Bosh, Sacramento's Princeton offensive system, the Warriors' Oracle Center, tens of thousands of people roared out " We Believe” The home of Utah’s craziest and most vicious devils, the Queen Bee Cannon in New Orleans, the Yellow Mamba in the Rose Garden, the roses in the Windy City, and Kobe Bryant in the City of Angels. I'm watching the NBA now: Are there any Cavaliers/Spurs/Warriors today? No? Oh, don’t watch it, it’s not interesting.