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1 since ancient times, people who have no shit have shit without paper. If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your fingers.
2 everyone else uses Chanel bags, lv bags, Dior bags ... and I, I use emoticons!
3 Many people say that I can eat by my face, but I don't. I will eat by my mouth.
4 people who say that girls won't admit that they are wrong are all lying with their eyes open, so my wife confessed to me: "I was wrong, I shouldn't have married you in the first place!" "
5 you should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.
6 what's wrong with my short stature? I'm short. What's wrong? I'm short. What's wrong? I'm short, and you can't lift your head standing in front of me!
7 you look serious, just like a roadside sticker.
8 Yes, the cheating in this exam was very successful, and it can have a perfect ending.
9 money is paper if you don't spend it. If you spend it, it's called money. If you burn it, it's called paper money.
1 you can't satisfy everyone, because not all of them are people.
11 everyone else is holding hands, but I'm holding a dog in my hand. I'll take a walk and have a look to see who doesn't like to bite.
12 being burned to death is the most painful thing, because you can't eat the barbecue when you smell it.
13 do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!
14 Snow White is not necessarily a dwarf, but also a gourd doll
15 Our goal: to look at money and play with thick money
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1? I will make you cry rhythmically ...
2, or even 1,, only-usury.
3 believe it if you believe it, but don't believe it if you don't believe it. Return the whole WeChat.
4 men hate people who seduce their wives, especially those who give up halfway.
5 when the mind has changed, no matter how much regret, it is just empty talk.
6 tiny happiness is around, and easy to satisfy is paradise
7 It turns out that our biggest rival in love is not mistress. It's time.
8 when the mind has changed, no matter how much regret, it is just empty talk.
9 Beauty is dangerous, like a tooth dies, and a fox dies because of its skin.
1 You are a typical male crowd lacking female hormones
11 You even make me sick when jumping. Even if I can't explode you, I really despise you! !
12 when thoughts have changed, regrets are just empty talk.
when I was p>13 years old, my worst dream was that I was looking for a toilet. The most terrible thing was that people didn't wake up and found the toilet.
14 even if I'm not around, I'm still obsessed with you.
15 Singles Day, with friends! ! !
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1 men say that they will give you happiness for the rest of your life, but in fact they will give you sexual happiness for the lower body.
I wanted to tell my mother to scratch my shoulder, but I just said, Mom, scratch my wings. .
3 if there is nothing, I love you!
4 when thoughts have changed, regrets are just empty talk.
5 How many truths have been told in a joke in my life?
6 After tomorrow, I will finish my eight-day class. I must get enough sleep on Saturday, and even if there is a fire, I will never get up.
7 I heard the ticking of the clock. Time flies.
8 people in adversity may still survive, but I never have a home for love.
9 *** Breast augmentation surgery, don't pollute the last safe milk source!
1 people are tired because they can't put down their shelves, tear off their faces and untie their complex.
11 Some women wear * * *, which makes them look good. There are also some women who wear * * *, which shows that * * * is of good quality. "What is the widest in the world?" "The scope of the exam."
12 God closed the window of mathematics for me, closed the door of English by the way, and blocked the sewer of comprehensive management, even blocked the dog hole of Chinese for me.
13 I have given you my mobile phone number, why don't you understand my mind! Charge me a few tens of dollars if you have anything to do.
14 when thoughts have changed, regrets are just empty talk.
15 A man will never refuse any woman who feels good, even if he has a woman.
16 What makes people crazier than falling in love is lovelorn.
17 if you say that elder sister is a parallel product, then elder sister is a parallel product that you can't afford.
18 What is a ghost story about starting school? Are you scared? Don't you go to school as usual?
19 children. There is a virus in your computer another day. It means you've grown up.
2 one day, I changed the automatic reply to "then"? As a result, someone talked for an afternoon.
21 Record the teacher's voice and listen to it before going to bed, so you will never lose sleep again.
22 In order to find out why I couldn't sleep last night, I can't sleep again tonight.
23 A happy day is to go to bed with a full stomach.
24 I always wake up every two hours for insomnia recently
25 Coping with fatigue: sleeping. Coping with fear: sleeping. Deal with a cold; Go to sleep. Deal with lovelorn; Still sleeping.
the alarm clock every morning wakes me up, but my body would rather die than surrender, so I still sleep until noon.
27 A wrong hand-holding and an absurd decision make a devil's soul.
28 No matter how warm your eyes are, you can't hit a blind person.
29 Only the sky is not taken away by anyone. As long as I raise my head, he will always accompany me.
3 Your name is so common that my heart will be shocked only when I hear it.