1, the sky didn't give me much responsibility, but I was still hungry and tired.

There was a way to do things, but more people left and were blocked.

3. I can only use one word to describe your "good", both horizontally and vertically.

It's not your fault to be ugly, it's your fault to come out as a ghost to scare people.

I find that I can't live without you and want to lie in your arms forever: a pillow.

6. China Wukong is the most charming, with a slim waist and a leopard-print skirt.

7. You are not me, so you don't know what I am thinking. Now I want to slap you.

No matter whether the sky is blue or deep, everything a person says is true.

9. Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and every word a man says can be believed.

10, men have money and everyone is destined, so they form a mistress.

1 1, Confucius' teacher is a drill. Where did Confucius come from without a drill?

12, people are cheap all their lives, and pigs are cheap.

13, the home of the rich, that is called humble abode; Rich people are depressed, which is called melancholy.

14, those who have no money are called stingy, and those who have money are called energy saving. Can you compare it?

15. In the end, I'm still the one who treats you well, not the one you care about.

16, don't mess with me, I will let you die rhythmically, and I will give you another one.

17 I'm crossing the road. Where are you? I can't see your back.

18, you don't want me. So you're gay.

19, I want to eat you when I look at you. I can never resist your scent, dear braised pork.

20. The mouse becomes a bat at night, and the bat has a hair on it. What kind of bird are you?

2 1, you are the most beautiful person in the world, even the lice on your body are double eyelids.

22. My annual salary is 8 million, and my monthly salary is 800,000. I am dreaming.

23. One of my classmates is Liu Jiayi and the other is Deng. It adds up to six plus one equals seven.

24. Don't be infatuated with your brother, who is just a legend; Don't worry about me, I'll make you vomit blood.

Girl, I have waist-length hair. Remember I said I would be your sling.

26. Push me again and I'll play dead for you.

Of course you didn't have a girlfriend in your last life, but you will get used to it in the next life.

28. Get up in the morning and open the window. It's a beautiful day today, with clear skies in Wan Li.

29. The greeting person patted his ass, only to find that he mistook one for another.

30. Mom said: Give me the lucky money and marry you when I grow up.

3 1, I asked my colleagues where you go to school. He said he was in TV University.

32. The alarm clock only rings my body, but it can't call back my spirit.

33, fat man, your figure is really standard, fat but not greasy.

34. If you don't want me, I will go to your house as a virgin in the middle of the night.

35, I only have one heart, look at the injury.

36. No one has died in life since ancient times. Bad guys die first, good guys die later.

37. I wish the teacher how old he can live as many points as he gives me.

38. When pretending to be a trend, I think of the silly appearance in front of the monitor.

39. As beautiful as flowers and jade, the water disappeared as soon as it passed, and finally they all became old women with crow's feet.

40. How can people not get shot when they are walking in rivers and lakes? People in the world, how can not be stabbed.