You know, what I want to do is not my brother.
The wolf is in the alley, watching the girl and the dog.
4. The future is confused, and I want to rush with strength and courage.
Boys with small eyes can also be very attractive.
6. Boys like hedgehogs to watch boys in Shuai Shuai!
7. Bald men are more disgusting than having no money.
My daughter-in-law is a child, and I want her to grow up with me everywhere.
9. During the exam season, please call me "Guo Er".
10, how can you have money without means?
1 1, the text has Guanyin protector, and the martial arts has Sir Zhong protector.
12. On the day of parting, a big man cried in the street all night.
13, as long as girls take the initiative, they will always touch boys.
14, I don't collect junk, so don't come back after I leave.
15, learning is my wife and my mobile phone is my concubine. I often think of concubines when I am with my wife, and I feel guilty about my wife when I am with concubines. I am not a qualified husband!
16, the strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.
17, how beautiful your smile is like the sea, but you can't touch it.
18, when my exam results go up, I'll walk sideways.
19, men always say one thing and do another, and bring one at a critical moment.
20, brothers are more important than Mount Tai, and daughter-in-law is supreme!
2 1, my wife told me that explanation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonesty, and dishonesty is to be cleaned up!
22. I don't like you having an affair with others. I don't like you being spoiled with others. I don't like the sentences you have said to others and to me, although you are not mine.
23. What if you lose and you win the world?
24. The pupil changed from a brat to a goddess, and I also changed from a brat to a big boy.
25, I am the flower of the motherland-cannibal flower.
26, boys holding hands called gay friends, girls holding hands called relationship iron.
27, the internet is full of lovely sister papers, how come there is no one on the street!
28. She doesn't love my intestines, but I treat her like a life.
29. Turn off the mobile phone computer. If anyone can find me, I'll go with her to get a marriage certificate.
I can't be defeated by reality, because I still have a great dream.
3 1, one is more dangerous to wear and the other is safer to grow.
Don't wake me up She said she loved me.
33. Beautiful boys have bad intentions.
A brother is affectionate, but his friendship will never change. Broad-minded, great love lasts forever, and the spirit of rainbow is heroic.
35. The most touching thing for a mature man is that my daughter-in-law is wrong.
36. Bedclothes Jun, electric blanket Jun, warm baby Jun and scarf Jun are also called the four warm men in winter.
37. Don't make out with me. A hypocritical face makes people sick.
38. Big underpants eat hot pot and sing love songs with their voices.
39. Men who don't work hard have only two results: endless low-grade cigarettes and endless manual labor.
This guy is not very nice, but he is never rude.
4 1. Men should put career first, and love should be based on economy.
42. When I grow up, I will make a movie "The Girl We Haven't Chased in Those Years" to see if it is on fire.
43, small cotton-padded jacket, flowered shirt, that guy is definitely not ordinary.
I admit that I will envy you for smiling at him.
45. When you are my brother, you must be worthy of the word brother.