1. The math teacher took us to swim in the ocean of knowledge. He went ashore, but we drowned in the sea.

2. I'm sure your mother was in a hurry when she gave birth to you.

3. You're dressed so fresh, and you look so ruined.

4. Don't shock the world with lewdness, but move the world with coquetry! Ask who is the most coquettish in the world and tell me to do my part!

5. Your disfigurement has seriously affected my mood this day.

6. The ancients said that flowers were inserted in cow dung because cow dung had extremely high nutrients.

7. No matter how you turn around, your eyes are always in front of you.

8. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.

9. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

1. I regard money as dirt. My father regards me as a septic tank.

11. Be a carefree foodie, and be a fool with no attachments.

12. What is your vital capacity? You can blow cow B so big.

13. It is God's business to forgive you. All I can do is send you to see God.

14. Why can't I understand your heart after reading it for so long? Because. I am nearsighted.

15. Showing half your ass doesn't mean you are sexy, but it only means that your underwear is small.

16. You pretend to be forced with me just because you didn't, and you pretend to be pure with me just because you are impure.

17. I don't care if you don't love me. There are many beautiful women in the world, and she will be gentler than you!

18. What era is it now? At first glance, it is sure enough.

19. Your unkind face is enough.

2. I'm not a descendant of a rich man! But I want to be the ancestor of the rich!

21. I awake light-hearted this morning of spring, don't bother hanging Q. I suddenly heard the QQ sound, what is the truth.

22. Men are like the food in the canteen. Although it tastes bad, it's gone too late!

23. Want to step on my head? No way! Unless you're wearing a skirt

24. I'm going to thin into a flash of lightning to illuminate all the wretched fat people.

25. I'm actually in good shape, fat but not greasy.

26. I wake up every day and change my hair style. Either Altman or Super Saiyan.

27. Tell you a story: A pig is telling a story! The other pig smiled.

28. If you do this again in the future, don't blame me for not being human!

29. The person I secretly loved changed his hairstyle yesterday, and I suddenly felt that I had changed my mind.

3. You're not my Cosmetic Contact Lenses, so why should I put you in my eyes?

31. You should learn from others and call me dear as soon as Tencent goes online ...

32. Who doesn't know that you are playing with your mobile phone in class and someone is giggling at your crotch?

33. Why does Superman like to wear underwear outside? Because you're wearing it. Who knew you were Superman?

34. I remember when I was at school, a teacher said, "I'll slap you to death"

35. Don't be so attached to me for homework. I hate you very much.

36. If I can control myself, I will definitely hold back my heart of eating goods.

37. The more scenery you have experienced, the less sincerity you have. These days, sincerity is out of stock.

38. Five menstruation told four menstruation and three menstruation that her second aunt's period is coming.

there are so many beauties in the country, but it's a pity that men in the world only love beauty.

4. There is a woman who is still charming without makeup. There is a kind of woman who is afraid to see people without makeup.

41. Little sunflower mother's class begins! Lu Guan, the child, never shoots, and most of them are useless!

42. Who, like me, always likes to write homework on the last day of the holiday.

43. Others are holding hands, and I am holding the dog to see who hates to bite him.

44, daughter-in-law has gone up, how can you be ashamed not to go up?

45, don't use your breathtaking appearance to test mortals

46, love is an appreciation, not a possession and transformation. ! !

47. When can a man love me as much as money

48. I often do things that hurt my eggs, for example.

49. surfing the internet really hurts. Three seconds a card, the card is chic. Stop in five seconds, and it's tangible.

5, the most painful thing in the world, I was awakened by a good sleep. 221 nonsense funny personality signature

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1. No matter how it will end in the future, I just want to leave you early

2. I will decide my comfort and my woman.

3. Being lovelorn is not necessarily a bad thing. It can make people grow up, become mature and sensible.

4. I just want to accompany you to see the beautiful scenery.

5. I'm just a child, but I'm very sensitive and delicate.

6. The vague city slowly flew out of my sight, and I was curled up in your imaginary.

7. I have been running with you. However, you run fast. And I got lost.

8. Life has taught me; Love, but don't love too much; Pay, but remember to keep some points for yourself; Strive for, but still know how to give up; Crying but still going forward

9. If you have some troubles, you will have a chance to lose them.

1. Who will tell us that we love to meet there, but I think you speak first to the left, and stubbornness will only leave a wound

11. Cry to yourself and laugh to others. This is the so-called life.

12. I can't help being sad, so I slowly learned to hide.

13. I didn't realize that my tears were not for you until I made friends with you for many years.

14. I am trying not to delay, keep or treasure things that can bring laughter and glory to our lives.

15. Love is like multiplication, one of which is zero, and the result is always zero.

16. Only those who have really loved will think that tears are the cheapest thing in the world.

17. People who like to be in a daze must have another pure world in their hearts.

18, whether we must hurt each other, you will understand how dependent we are.

19. Love is like two people pulling a monkey's rubber band. The one who hurts is always the one who gives up.

2. Don't judge others easily, because you haven't experienced his life.

21. Some memories are always fixed in those sweet smiles.

22. Am I afraid to give up, or am I unable to beat myself?

23. People are really sad. When they were young, they wanted to grow up and want to die.

24. It's never our looks that get old first, but our desperate enterprising spirit.

25, don't hate others, you have nothing to remember, even if you are fragmented.

26. If this is a gambling game, I will gamble myself. Win this life, lose this life

27. If you can't forget the person you want to forget, how about learning to let go?

28, persistent desperate love you, but in exchange for your ruthless abandonment.

29. What is really expensive is not the house price, but the woman's heart.

3. Hello, I'm not in for something now, and I won't contact you now.

31. There are three kinds of new unfilial, which are said to be learning literature, taking the postgraduate entrance examination and having no object.

32. It is said that Taobao shop owners hate the idiom: no friends.

33. Friar Sand: If you die in troubled times, you don't want Wen Da to be a pig or a monkey.

34. Warm reminder from the Internet cafe: Please fasten your seat belt because the speed of this Internet cafe is too fast.

35. To live in Beijing, you must watch the weather forecast every day. If there is a rainstorm forecast, you must bring a swimsuit.

36. Going to work is like marriage in the old days. If you are unhappy, you have to stay together.

37. If you meet more ghosts, you dare to walk at night.

38. Showing half your ass doesn't mean you are sexy, it only means that your underwear is small.

39. Ever since I left you, people have asked me: Do you always soak your eyeballs in tears and disinfect them?

4. You can say that human life is cheap, but once you enter the hospital, it is extremely expensive.

41. It's not the mistress who hates it, but the little beggars who can't stand the temptation of the mistress.

42. The less things you have in your head, the more tricks you have.

43. I was afraid of heights when I was a child, so I am not tall now.

44. You have the right to remain silent, but I take everything you say as a compliment.

45. Even gases are inert, so why can't people be lazy?

46. Girls with big breasts all have mental derangement, because the peripheral nerve is necrotic, and the upper edge is suppressed.

47. There is a kind of love that makes me indifferent, and there is a kind of being loved that makes me unlucky.

48. There are two factors that prevent me from achieving success: first, I feel sleepy when I am full, and second, I feel hungry when I wake up.

49. Ask me about my weight? Just kidding, real fat people never get on the scale!

5. Mosquitoes are gods. If you don't buy some mosquito-repellent incense to burn, it will always sting you.

51. If you think that God is nothing, you are heartless enough.

52. Every time I succeed, I am always aborted by failure.

53. The feeling of reviewing now is that there will be a big wave of zombies coming in soon, but I haven't even planted sunflowers.

54. I once passed a man, and I almost touched a brick.

55. Even if I die, I will leave a widow for this world.

56. Having no lover and no enemies makes people lonely.

57. Looks determine fate. No wonder my fate is so bumpy.

58. True trust is when you say: I farted a fart that doesn't stink, and she will never cover her nose.

59. Life ideal: drink eight-treasure porridge, eat eight-treasure rice, taste eight-treasure tea and sleep in eight-treasure mountain.

6. A man's meticulous attraction is second only to a woman's nakedness.

61. I often wet the quilt when I was a child, and I often cry when I grow up.

62. Why does the rain have to stay with me when I'm not with my umbrella?

63. DOTA is ruined for life, and Warcraft is poor for three generations. If you don't touch the two, you will become Gao Fushuai.

64. The early bird doesn't necessarily catch the worm, and it is likely to let the overnight bird get there first.

65. When you are alive, you will be laughed at first, then you will smile at others, and then you will die with a smile.

66. If there is an afterlife, I will be a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun.

67. I've been so busy these days that my hair began to fall out. My friend comforted me that it was a season change, and I always felt that it was likely to stop production.

68, alas! Now there are more and more billionaires, but I only have one hundred million, or memories!

69. Did you have a boy or a girl? I really want to know whether I am going to be an aunt or an uncle.

7. I recently read a book that taught people how to forget, and I benefited a lot. I forgot the title and the content.

71. If you stay at home for a long time, natural to stay will naturally sprout when you stay in the depths; Meng to the limit easily married, married with others to continue the house.

72. The most familiar stranger, girlfriend before makeup, and boyfriend after marriage.

73. The hardest thing is an animal like a woman, who has to bleed a little every month.

74. It's quite quick for the child to admit his mistake, but it's damn wrong.

75. Nothing in this world can be relied on, only I can rely on it. Abbreviation: Holy shit

76. The most tragic thing in the world is that after opening the wallet, Chairman Mao is gone and people of all ethnic groups are still there.

77. In that faraway place, there is a slow sheep. Hehe, it's home for dinner.

78. Hello, everyone. My full English name is Followheart, and my full Chinese name is unintelligent.

79. Li Bai was about to walk in a boat when he suddenly heard the singing on the shore. It is the most dazzling national style to make a big noise.

8. I am a principled person. My principles are only three words, depending on my mood. Cute, funny and nonsense. qq's funny personality

1. Swallow, obviously wolves and tigers, and swallows.

2. If you want to learn stinky tofu, smell it and eat it, that's the connotation.

3. When you are swimming, it suddenly rains, please hide in the water to avoid the rain.

4. Don't ask me what you answer. In fact, life really plays with you

6. Don't tell me that you are virtuous, because you are simply idle and can't do anything

7. Who doesn't like daytime, because you can daydream during the day

8. When you go out, please remember: Be sure to return Niu B to Niu

9. Drink some water! Now the river is seriously polluted, have some meat! Bajie is more expensive than Tang Priest

1. How big does it take to support your aggressive soul?

11. If you say it, you never explain it, and you don't know how to find a mother. It's true.

12. I want to lose weight, but my wallet that I want to gain weight is slowly getting thinner.

13. When my boss uses you, Often do something domineering

15. As a lonely chivalrous man, killing people is to go to the police station

16. I have taken everything I can, please burn what I can't take away

17. Death is more important than Mount Tai; Lighter than diaosi

18. Qian Shan is always in love, and I can't even close my eyes.

19. I have taught others how to buy goods all my life, but no one has taught me how to die.

2. When I leave with my eyes open, you will certainly not live.

21. Please don't bring anything of value, for I am afraid my hands will itch.

22. A land of geomantic omen. Is Gou Jian, the King of Yue (cheap enough)

24. Are you the monkey? What Hong Haier said to Wukong

25. Does the meat hurt when liposuction is performed? No, when you check out, you will

26. Find a way to get money without money, and drag you to buy meat "pigs"

27. Mengpo soup is delicious. What's the taste? Forgot < p