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1. Every time someone attacks me, I think there is something wrong with this person. He can still lose his temper at such a lovely me, speechless.

I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can.

All things must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can eat more with you.

You always say that dreams are out of reach, but you never go to bed early and get up early.

Life will make you miserable for a while, and then make you miserable for a lifetime after you get used to it.

6. Silence is golden. Don't talk to me. I want to save money.

7. At the same age as flowers, they have grown into fleshy ones.

8. When I don't want to talk to you, it's useless for you to coax me. At this time, you should give me a red envelope.

9. When you get married in the future, and the marriage partner is not me, I will move next door to your house and be a quiet old king.

10. I wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps.

1 1. "How do you feel about the avalanche of work?" "You got my man, but you didn't get my heart."

12. I don't know how others turn pressure into motivation. Anyway, I will only turn stress into appetite.

13. Everyone is "I don't know what to do, but I'm different. I "don't know where to go, as poor as a church mouse".

14. This summer, not going out feels like a waste of life, and going out feels like life is worse than death.

15. Don't envy that we didn't have homework during the holiday. Do you know how tired it is to play all day?

16. still dream, or you will talk to people if you drink too much.

17. The lovely me has long since disappeared, replaced by a more lovely me.

18. I am single because no one can easily deserve me as the successor of the proletariat.

19. I only need three steps to do the math problem now: look at the problem, write the solution, and start crying.

20. Dead vine, old tree, faint crow, air conditioner, WiFi watermelon, Ge You sofa, I put it aside at sunset.

2 1. Those nights that stayed up all night will be repaid by a morning when you can't get out of bed.

22. What if the object message is slow? I'll be back soon.

23. Being lazy and doing well is called enjoying; Persistence in doing well is called persistence; Playing the fool, if you do it well, is it called playing the fool? Don't play tricks on me, or I'll play along.