2. After reading the personalized signature, I feel more energetic and get good grades, so it is not a problem to be admitted to Tsinghua Peking University.
3, even if you want to cry again, you should smile and say: you are a grandfather!
I lit Aladdin's magic lamp and said to the floating lamp god: I want to satisfy your three wishes.
The only difference between a friend and an assassin is that the assassin stabbed you in the back, and you turned around and said painfully, Ah, who are you? A friend stabbed you in the back. You turned around and said in surprise, Ah, it's you!
6. I ordered a bowl of noodles at noon and arrived in half an hour. I'm a little sorry to have kept you waiting. I said, as punishment, I will eat you.
7, finished, I got dissociative hysteria, I think this disease is cool, Shi Ang is very happy.
8. You think I am invulnerable. I think you are invulnerable.
9. Good news: Reading my jokes can release your stress and make you happy. The bad news: All this is bullshit.
10, play a Qiong Yao-style name and do what bin Laden did. ...
1 1. Whenever I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, and there is the Great Wall.
12, you have never been lovelorn once, and you don't even know how cheap you are!
13, just sleeping, I suddenly found someone pulling my quilt, and I kicked her out of bed. Now ghosts are getting bolder and bolder, fighting with Lao Tzu for quilts.
14, three laws of the workplace; : either bear it! Either hard! Or get out!
15, you have the right to secretly love me, but you are not destined to be my girlfriend.
16, 2B became NB SB on the way to loading B.
17, I'd rather pretend to be free and easy than humble and demanding.
18, don't look at the information, look at the chat effect,
19. How many people can be silenced by borrowing money?
20, the motherland has not been unified, not in the mood to study.
2 1, you cried and told me that fairy tales are all lies, but they are all lies.
Every time I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
23. As long as there is a class in my heart, there is you in my heart. No matter where you go, you don't skip class. I love you everywhere.
24. I said I don't care about passion. I ask you: Are you fragrant or jade? It's not incense or jade. Why do you "love" and "like" you?
25. You are the first person to make me pay so much, and you will be the last one.
Don't lie to me all my life, I feel sick.
27. If one day you tell me that you don't love me, I will solemnly tell you three words loudly: get out of your calf.
28. Did I owe you in my last life? If I owe you in my last life, I will pay you back in my life. When will you pay back what you owe me in my life?
29. Being abandoned by the world is not terrible, but liking you is sometimes terrible.
30, don't give me a discharge, because I have a caller ID here.
3 1. There are fewer and fewer kinds of animals and more and more kinds of people.
32. You are cheap, mistress is there, infertile, you are two, two is there, no three, no four.
33, small purity: strong is to install B with yourself.
(Brother, I am pure-handed. Here, thank you. )