2. Have you considered the feeling of underwear when farting?
3, work hard, work tired, it is better to join the thief team. Not dirty or tired. Eat it for a few days and it will come out!
4. Don't torture yourself with past memories.
5. Sadness is hard, but sadness is a heart.
6. The third is beautiful, and the fourth is charming. The government always recognizes the original match.
7. When couples are all over the street, being single is the most popular.
8. God has deceived everyone, and only hell is the best. The Buddha knew this truth, so he said: whoever goes to hell, I will not go to hell, and whoever goes to hell.
9. Always be young, always be act young, never be grateful, and always shed tears.
10, your smiling back startled me.
1 1, watching you wriggle lovingly in front of me, I want to leave my gentle baggage behind and send you two a bunch of scuds. ......
12, it turns out that the world of love is very small, so small that three people are crowded to suffocate.
13, friends pay attention, parents take their lives to be filial.
14, the headwind direction is more suitable for struggling to fly.
15, get up where you fell and fall there forever. I suspect there is a pit there.
16, vicious life has turned us into hooligans with such a high degree of education.
17, I often hurt you because I believe in our relationship.
18, as a handsome guy, the highest level is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick you up.
19, between us, more perfunctory, less cherished.
20. In the past, I was dumb and couldn't sing the ends of the earth I wanted to sing-
2 1. Every time you change your signature, I can't help thinking about it.
You have nothing to hide, but you think he will wait for you forever.
People are realistic now, but can you spend money realistically?
24, men smoking and drinking is like a woman shopping is an interest, it is difficult to quit.
25. Know the time, regardless of the length, just look at the feelings and release the development; My friend, I only care about quality, not quantity.
26. One of the most tacit things we do is that I don't contact you and you don't contact me. Finally, we really became strangers.
27. Making money is harder than eating shit, and spending money is faster than having loose bowels. This is the real society!
28. In this society where prices are always in line, my favorite sentence is to increase the quantity without raising the price.
29. Time makes new things old and old things disappear.
30. Animals still have a little compassion, but I don't, so I'm not an animal.
3 1, you are ashamed to break up with me. Why am I ashamed to stab you in the back?
32. When you fall into the street, you will see many friends you think are very good.
I passed with my future father-in-law, but I didn't get her daughter's QQ number.
I don't want to owe you anything I collected all the cold water you threw at me. I'll pour it back to you after boiling.
35, stop on the way to work, stop on the way to work, don't answer the phone, you write instead, you are classical enough.
36. If you are well, it will be sunny. According to the weather, you should have died.
37. I was infatuated, too, and it rained. . Drowned. .
How can you say that he is crazy? Only if you have a brain.
39. I won't do anything I regret. I only do things that you regret.
40. If I'm so hot. Air conditioning must be installed in the coffin.
4 1. What made you and me change from brothers to rivals in love?
42, forever, not at all. The seas run dry and the rocks crumble. This is complete nonsense.
43. Is love like changing clothes? If you are fresh, who will pay for it?
44. Life is like an electrocardiogram. Smooth sailing proves that you are dead.
45, wake up every morning to see the time, not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.