Don't drink water if you lose money, or you will get dirty.

3. "What is the biggest shame in life?" "Cheated, failed!"

Fourth, Korean descendants used it to pick up girls, and China Houyi used it to shoot the sun.

Fifth, the moment of seriousness is a bit like a roadside film.

6. At the age of teenage flowers, you grow into a succulent plant.

Seven, I have the ability to pick up girls, but unfortunately I am a sister.

Eight, I swear I will chop my hand if I buy things online again. Now I'm looking at prosthetic limbs online.

9. When I fell down in the street and people around me laughed at me, I got up and fell down several times, laughing them to death.

I used to be a thin man until a sentence changed me. You eat, eat, you are not fat. I mistakenly thought I was really not fat.

Eleven, spring sleepy, summer tired, autumn tired, hibernating, four seasons like a dream, how can I listen carefully.

12. But all the delicious food is winking at me, and I can't help but take chances.

Thirteen, when I have long hair to my waist and cover my body fat, I will be cold and arrogant, even if I have a tiger's back.

Fourteen, you did badly in the exam! It broke my heart, not to mention my parents.

15. The most hypocritical sentence in Chinese New Year is: Hey, come as soon as you come, bring something!

Sixteen, I am so poor, why am I fat? I don't know how this meat grows. This problem has puzzled me for many years.

Seventeen, everyone is not a vegetarian, and vegetarianism is fake.

18. Deliberate unhappiness is also a kind of hypocrisy, and the degree is not small.

Nineteen, when the waist flashes, it is not youth that causes trouble, but stress.

Twenty, people die by mistake, which is the highest level of killing. Even the medical examiner can't identify the cause of death.