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Qq personalized signature boys are very cute.
1. Stone, cloth, scissors. If you lose, you must go all out.

You can be very expensive or free.

3. What should I do if the egg hurts? Keep licking the egg.

4. You are so jealous, a thousand-year-old jealousy jar.

I don't care. I have always liked money since I was a child.

You are like a shrimp, and red days are the saddest time.

7, now understand that it is over! Why did you go early?

8. You should be under the car. I should be in the car. Let me run over you with my car

9. The height of standing does not necessarily mean that the distance of urine does not necessarily produce beauty.

10, you are my super happy insole, let me step on you.

1 1. The day after tomorrow we will know what will happen tomorrow.

12, don't give me a sweaty look, or I'll pay you back with my nose.

13. I heard that waste is being collected outside, and sometimes I really want to sell you.

14, I don't look down on you, but I don't care about you at all.

15, when the weather is hot, it is not enough to change pants.

16, trust will only bring deception, sincerity will only bring harm.

17, it's over. You ignored me, too. I turned into a dog.

18, once you go out, there are no birds in the mountains and no footprints in the thousands of roads.

19, it seems that you are very ill. It's okay. I have medicine here.

To celebrate the success of quitting smoking today, I decided to smoke another cigarette.

2 1, some people say that the person you can see with your eyes closed is the person you love the most.

22. People who don't wear clothes are animals, and those who wear clothes are the devil wears clothes.

23, flowers and cow dung are a perfect match, because cow dung is fragrant and flowers are bright.

24. What I call dreaming is dreaming at night and daydreaming during the day.

25, to play all over the world soy sauce, let others envy.

26, two male turtles fight, the most ruthless trick is to turn each other over.

27. My brother smokes and spits out loneliness.

28. Don't make me angry! Or a tofu will knock you out! Drag it out and feed it to the pervert!

I love you without explanation, because explanation is a cover-up.

30. In this world, killing a Q pet is more difficult than killing a person.

3 1, sometimes being fat is also a kind of beauty, at least I am fat but not greasy.

I don't love anyone this summer, but I love you, dear air conditioner.

33. Nowadays, men are becoming more and more feminine.

34. How can I sleep in this empty life full of deception?

When I am handsome, you will all marry me like flowers.

36. If I am not mistaken, you are a vulgar person.

37. Looking through novels every day, the toilet is like a hole.

38. The greatest advantage of maturity is that you didn't get it before, but now you don't want it.

39. No matter how heavy the rain is, it will eventually stop; If you stab someone, you will scab, too.

40, big head, thick neck, stupid action like a pig!

4 1. If you get married, don't marry anyone else, and don't marry me.

You wait for me at the next intersection, and I'll come to you by bike.

43. If you hide from me with invisibility, I will help you with online invisibility.

44. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually!

45. Wages are like a period. Come once a month and end in a week or so.

46. My future is not a dream, but a nightmare.

47. Since I gave you my heart, you have kept it and don't want to give it back to me.

48. Because you are unwilling, even if you are wrong, will you continue to do it?

49. Even if the sky falls, there are people who support it.

50. There will never be happiness in the world, only entertainment objects.

5 1, benefactor, if you bully being original, you will disgrace Jesus!

52. A day is really short. As soon as the computer is turned on and turned off, it will pass.

53. Good life is short, bad life is cheap, you are a short-lived guy.

54, your greedy friend, quietly mapped your shameless.

55. Your lies are like airplane brakes, train flat tires and elephant shit!

56. With the arrival of darkness, we are slowly swallowed up by it.

57. Why don't you wear boxer shorts? This is a waste of money and cloth.

I don't mind you lying to me. What I care about is that your lies can't fool me.

59. I just want to have you by my side to warm my air.

60. When you fall asleep, you fall asleep with ideals and saliva.

6 1, I miss not that person, but those who can't go back.

62. No matter how much water you have, you can't drink enough loneliness.

63. Even if you finally get a hug, it's worth it.

64. Persistence is victory, victory is fart, and fart is strength.

65. The happiness you insist on is not the bride of others in the end.

Happiness lingers in the distance, but you block my sight.

67. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

68. Does it itch? Itching is right. When the wound is growing, so are the nerve endings.

69. If you treat me as a game, I will kill you.

I didn't stop loving you, I just decided not to show it.

7 1, Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp!

72. I chased it with Cupid's arrow, and you flew away wearing a bulletproof vest.

73. Don't push me, or I will lose control.

74. Youth is like toilet paper. Don't talk too much if you have nothing to do.

75. Close your eyes and see the bank, which is where I hide my money.

76. The most brilliant moment of Apple was hitting Newton on the head.

77. The motherland has not been reunified, so I am not in the mood to study.

78. It is not a hero who is not grinded by the sky, but a mediocrity who is not envied.

79. Life grinds us around and makes us roll further.

80. It is said that the Monkey King is driving a somersault cloud, then God is driving a floating cloud.