2. Why am I always funny in the eyes of others? Because you don't look like a goddess.
3, the head is as big as B, and a pair of 2B are born. Even a pig will be ashamed of you.
4. Love can be an instant thing or a lifetime thing.
5, everyone loves you, flowers bloom and fall, and everyone opens a coffin.
6. That on my brother's face is definitely not acne, it's called youth.
7. Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.
8. You never turned your back. Why should I gamble on my happiness?
9. I have short hair. Don't make me get married again.
10, some people rely on strength in exams, others rely on eyesight, and I am the one who relies on imagination.
1 1. If you are destined to depend on others, choose an ideal environment.
12, people like us who are ugly but like to look good deserve to be alone.
13, sincerity is scarce in this world and should be thrifty.
14, since QQ has the function of anonymous message, I found that many boys began to confess to each other.
Don't use the "honey trap" on me, or I will accompany you.
16, next life, be a national protected animal. At least, someone will care about Tanabata.
17, dear, since there is no future. Please don't remember me again.
18 you know, even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.
19, as the saying goes, men don't care, unless they have menstruation, women are not coquettish enough and their grades are not high enough.
20. It is said that the most useless thing in the world is the salary slip, which makes me angry and too thin.
2 1, in fact, life is like your uneven face, full of defects.
22. Do all the bad things that you didn't do when you were young. It's only been a few years.
A hunter killed a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said, ha ha ha, I am a reflection fox.
24. I am not invincible, but I can be invincible in anything in your name.
25, more and more heart-to-heart, mating earlier and earlier.
26. When you are lonely, sharpen a pencil, sharpen it, chop it, and shout while sharpening: I killed the pen, I killed the pen, I killed the pen.
27, the night is as cool as water, but the bed is gentle spring scenery.
28. I am not afraid that the enemy is like a tiger, but I am afraid that my teammates are like pigs!
29. The school is better than the palace. The headmaster is like an emperor, the teacher is like a concubine, and the students are slaves and ravaged by the concubine.
30, many times, I like others, but she doesn't know; More often, I hurt others unconsciously.
Take care of yourself when it's cold. After all, I can't give you a hug or borrow your coat.
32. Guarantees are the most ineffective in the future, the most useless in time and the least convincing in people's minds.
For those who miss me, I can only send them three words: blind.
34, don't take the test of Beiyou, just take the test-you must also fall in love first!
35. True strength is not overwhelming, but not being overwhelmed by everything.
36. Please don't accept my money. I have no money and can't afford caller ID.
37. On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew, boil and steam it, and then lie in your gentle belly.
38, some mistakes, once is enough, never make a second time.
39. Be patient and strong; One day, your suffering will help you.
I didn't say I hate you, but if you get angry and I have water, I'll drink it in front of you.
4 1, the growth of every teenager changes because of a girl.
42. With a lighter, my mother no longer has to worry about my study, and she won't order food there.
43. Principal, your son hasn't finished his homework. Can you postpone the start date?
44, the college entrance examination is coming soon, and there are days when the object's children are lovelorn.
45, unrequited love, is a beautiful corner scenery, the line of sight has not left, but the heart is full of scars and fatigue.
46. Only if you are deceived will you know such a hypocritical person.
47. Those who curse me for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets, I curse you for buying instant noodles with seasoning packets!
48. I can only love you. What can you do to keep me?
When you are ready to give up on me, don't plan that I can still remember you.
Since you are all white, we are all white.
5 1, God is fair. Although you are ugly, you want to be beautiful, haha!
52. I will tell you with practical actions that I like you.
Damn mosquito, I'm not your father. Why do you always eat mine and drink mine?
How happy children will be if their homework can be copied and pasted.
55. At a certain end of the city, are you staring at the rain and fog like me?
56. In fact, I really want to forget, but I miss it repeatedly.
57, don't expect, don't assume, don't force. Let nature take its course, destiny takes a hand, just as you wish.
58. Looking through the previous conversation, I suddenly found that I used to be like this? ?
59. Don't wait until your life is dying to remember to look up at flowers and cherish them.
60. Four tragedies in life: being too poor to do bad things, too familiar to be lovers, too hungry to know what to eat and too sleepy to sleep.
6 1, people are most afraid of not knowing two things: neither this nor that.
62. I was very young. What about you? Are you old?
63. When arguing with others, take a step back and broaden your horizons; When chasing a girlfriend, take a step back and go to an empty building.
64. You walk like Chaplin and look like Picasso.
65. In a few words, comfort yourself, dig at yourself and stick to yourself!
66. What makes me happy when waiting in line is not that there are fewer and fewer people in front, but that there are more and more people behind.
67. I think the earth is too dangerous. I miss Mars.
68. When I was a child, I always thought I was a superhero, but when I grew up, I found that my superpower was teasing.
69. Teacher, just follow the old woman! After a long time … teacher, please give me a break!
70.i don't understand. Why do women kill each other for men?
7 1, handsome is my life's work, you can't control it.
72. Even if you are a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day.
73. The price of graves is rising so fast that it is impossible to die.
74. Why do you always say that I have a high vision? I really haven't met anyone who feels right.
75. I need him as much as I need to breathe air.
76. Marriage certificate is red and divorce certificate is green. It turns out that the good ones are all red and the bad ones are all green.
77. You are great. Why don't you hang your photo in Tiananmen Square?
78. Because no one hurts, there is another reason not to cry.
79. Women live more freely and make others look up to them.
I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.
8 1, I finally know why military training should turn left and right, because it will get a uniform grandson.
82, Confucius can't solve the problem, Lao tze to help you solve!
83. Part I: Envy, jealousy and hate; Part II: Emptiness, loneliness, indifference, and horizontal criticism: paralyzing my single life.
84. The seven-year contract ended this summer vacation! And ushered in the next three years.
85. In love life, what is more terrible than not finding a sense of security? I can't find a condom.
86. I don't want to be influenced by anyone at an impulsive age.
87. I don't want you to hold it in your hand. Someone else's temperature.
88. I'm not very talkative. If there is anything offensive, come and hit me.
89. It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see a couple.
90. When you are angry, you must coax me, buy me food and kill you when you are full.
9 1. Once upon a time, there was a student in China who wanted to finish his homework before eating. As a result, he starved to death
92. After the exam, I feel that it is beginning to snow.
93. If you dare, run naked and chase me for two kilometers. If I turn around, I'm a hooligan.
94. Flowers bloom and fall. Love is so beautiful that it will last a lifetime.
95. There is a kind of person who is not CTM, and he will never know that you are his father.