Damn mosquito, I'm not your father. Why do you always eat and drink my food?

The weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

We were all passers-by. Fortunately, we didn't knock each other down!

We make money, have a career and fall in love in order to be happier, so happiness is the real wealth of life.

It is said that more money is a numbers game, but this game is definitely fun, otherwise, why are so many people scrambling to play

Wukong, and catch a demon for the master to play!

No matter how big the difficulty is, it is easy to decide. No matter how small the difficulty is, it is also a big problem that stops you.

I don't want to be gentle for a short time, I just want your company all my life!

Promising people pay bank interest, while unpromising people wait for bank interest.

As an adult, it's nothing more than going to nightclubs without feeling guilty and having a baby without hiding!

There is an animal that looks like you.

Standing at the crossroads of life, I am even more confused.

others gave you face, but you lost it yourself.

Every time I see a handsome guy, I always feel guilty, and I always wonder how I can have something to do with him.

The wife is a big tree, and the lover is a grass. Planting a big tree is good for enjoying the cool, and raising a piece of grass is good for walking birds, which is a harmonious society and green.

When I saw your face, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

In real society, low-key people, low-key guys are the most charming.

I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But, man, you made me do this.

Love and gambling are the same. Everyone who is red-eyed bets on his organs.

Life is like a shooting star, which comes shining brightly. When you make a wish, it has passed quietly.

Businessmen, businessmen, and people who specifically hurt others are called businessmen.

I graduated from the specialty of handyman, and now I specialize in handyman.

It's calm, flat like a weaver girl's chest and quiet like a cowherd's lower part.

Waiter, give me a cup of milk tea, put more tea leaves and less milk ...

Curse those who bully us and eat their snot when eating noodles.

I am a smart girl digging clams … draw a circle to curse you

I dance on the tip of the knife, whether heavy or light, from the soles of my feet to my heart, it is a spreading pain after all

I have paid so much for you, but you have turned a blind eye.

Can Hua Tuo's reincarnation help us understand each other?

As the saying goes, if people don't commit crimes, we won't commit crimes! But as the saying goes, the first move is strong, and then the second move will suffer

You play with your customization, and I play with my formatting.

I shook my head after a handsome break-up, and my wig was thrown out

Even if a woman is like a dress, my sister's golden underpants are beyond your reach

Hair is gone, and dandruff is more outstanding.

Feelings are never right or wrong, only love or not.

It's just the skin of steamed stuffed buns. Everyone should be good at finding a kind of love in the minced meat through the skin.

No matter how smart I am, I can't get it all.

Meeting without fate is an accident.

I don't know anything about being serious, but I am a walking dictionary.

Being in love is like playing mahjong, which is not fun if you are serious, but it will hurt your mind if you are too serious.

I think that time may dilute my love for you, but I ..

Time stops at this second. When you say you don't love me, my heart is broken.

Even if I have never been in your heart, I don't want to try now.

(There is no end, and the loneliness of wandering alone will eventually be empty ...)

I think I don't love you enough, otherwise I won't tolerate it.

I'm used to so many unaccustomed things. I'm used to so many things that I shouldn't be used to.

The world hurts me the most except you. It's me. Are you kidding me?

When I was at school, I went shopping with my boyfriend. As soon as I got out of school, I happened to meet my brother with something to see me. After seeing me, my brother greeted me happily: Girl! Where are you going? What is this? My boyfriend was stunned, but before I could speak, my brother's nose was bleeding with a fist: boy! How presumptuous! The scene was once very embarrassing ...

In view of the fact that the first blind date was rejected by me, my mother was unfaithful and found a boy from a relative's house, which was demolished by a large family. It is said that the whole building belongs to their family. My mother said very enthusiastically: talk about it, register immediately, and get a suite. When she said this, I saw a wolf with red eyes, which could hardly be visualized. Did you raise your daughter to sell it when you grow up?

LZ's family opened a fruit shop. Every day, a sister came to buy fruit and asked me how much apples and peaches were. I said apples were 5 yuan and peaches were 4 yuan. My sister will think and say, shall I each raise some and press 4 yuan and 5%? Let me think about it. Okay. As a result, my sister happily began to choose, Nima, and when I weighed it, I found a big bag of apples with a small peach on it. . Are you kidding me ...

When I eat at home at noon, my mother eats fish heads when there is a plate of fish. I look at it silently and leave tears. I ask my mother: Mom, why do you just eat fish heads? My mother said: nothing, my mother loves fish heads. But mom, this is a fish head with chopped pepper! ! It feels different from what I saw in my childhood. I suspect it's a fake fish.

There is a classmate in my class named Tan Geng. The monitor called the roll for the first time and looked at the roster and was about to cry. She held back for a long time and asked, "Who means' the west is not big enough'?"

An old man and an old lady got on the bus together, and there was only one seat. When the old lady sat down, the old man stepped forward and asked her, "How old are you this year?" The old lady replied, "Sixty-eight!" Hearing this, the old man said happily to the old lady, "Hehe, I'm seventy-three! Older than you, get up and give me a seat! " Unexpectedly, the old lady smiled and said to the old man, "Sorry, I'm pregnant, with a second child!" "

My son bought a pack of crispy noodles with 5 cents, which contained a card for another pack. . . After another pack for three times in a row, the shopkeeper quit. My son said to me: it seems that I can support my family!

Have you ever eaten instant noodles? ""yes, what's the matter? " "Do you know what's wrong with instant noodles?" "One pack is not enough to eat, and two packs can't be finished!"

I went out to travel with my best friend and rested under the tree when I was tired. Suddenly a few drops of bird droppings fell on my face, and before I knew it, my best friend was good at wiping it evenly for me. While wiping, he said, "You haven't touched your sunscreen evenly."

I've been thinking a lot recently. There are so many women in the world. I think I will sell sanitary napkins in droves in the future, and I'm sure I can make money. Creating a brand by yourself is called "Shuer". I've thought of all the advertising words, that is, "the skynet is long, and Shuer doesn't leak."

When my sister saw that I had been eating lotus roots at dinner today, she said that she likes to eat lotus roots, but I didn't know how to eat them often! My sister said it was because you lacked too much! ..... Classic Quotation: Are you kidding me?

When I was at school, I went shopping with my boyfriend. As soon as I got out of school, I happened to meet my brother with something to see me. After seeing me, my brother greeted me happily: Girl! Where are you going? What is this? My boyfriend was stunned, but before I could speak, my brother's nose was bleeding with a fist: boy! How presumptuous! At one time, the scene was very embarrassing ...

Since the first blind date was rejected by me, my mother was unfaithful, and she found a boy from a relative's family, who demolished a large family. It is said that the whole building belongs to their family. My mother said very enthusiastically: talk about it, register immediately, and get a suite. When she said this, I saw a wolf with red eyes, which could hardly be visualized. Did you raise your daughter to sell it when you grow up?

LZ's family opened a fruit shop. Every day, a sister came to buy fruit and asked me how much apples and peaches were. I said apples were 5 yuan and peaches were 4 yuan. My sister will think and say, shall I each raise some and press 4 yuan and 5%? Let me think about it. Okay. As a result, my sister happily began to choose, Nima, and when I weighed it, I found a big bag of apples with a small peach on it. . Are you kidding me ...

At noon, when there is a plate of fish at home, my mother eats the fish head. I look at it silently and leave tears. I ask my mother: Mom, why do you just eat the fish head? My mother said: nothing, my mother loves fish heads. But mom, this is a fish head with chopped pepper! ! It feels different from what I saw in my childhood. I suspect it's a fake fish.

There is a classmate in my class named Tan Geng. The monitor called the roll for the first time and looked at the roster and was about to cry. She held back for a long time and asked, "Who means' the west is not big enough'?"

An old man and an old lady got on the bus together, and there was only one seat. The old lady sat down, and the old man came forward and asked her, "How old are you this year?" The old lady replied, "Sixty-eight!" Hearing this, the old man said happily to the old lady, "Hehe, I'm seventy-three! Older than you, get up and give me a seat! " Unexpectedly, the old lady smiled and said to the old man, "Sorry, I'm pregnant, with a second child!" "

My son bought a pack of crispy noodles with 5 cents, which contained a card for another pack. . . After another pack for three times in a row, the shopkeeper quit. My son said to me: it seems that I can support my family!

have you ever eaten instant noodles? ""yes, what's the matter? " "Do you know what's wrong with instant noodles?" "One pack is not enough to eat, and two packs can't be finished!"

I went out to travel with my best friend and rested under the tree when I was tired. Suddenly a few drops of bird droppings fell on my face, and before I knew it, my best friend was good at wiping it evenly for me. While wiping, he said, "You haven't touched your sunscreen evenly."

I've been thinking a lot recently. There are so many women in the world. I think I will sell sanitary napkins in droves in the future, and I'm sure I can make money. Creating a brand by yourself is called "Shuer". I've thought of all the advertising words, that is, "the skynet is long, and Shuer doesn't leak."

at dinner today, when my sister saw that I had been eating lotus roots, she said, "You can make up whatever you eat. I like the long-term mind of eating lotus roots. I said that I often eat lotus roots, but I didn't know it!" My sister said it was because you lacked too much! ..... I miss talking about mood phrases and formatting myself just to delete you

First, many times, when I clearly don't think like that in my heart, I can't control myself and say the opposite. Are we too obsessed with the so-called self-esteem, or are we all used to duplicity?

second, if the years are quiet, you can rest your body and mind; If the time is dark, then have more experience. Every excellent person has a period of silence. During that time, I made a lot of efforts, endured loneliness and loneliness, and even I was moved. It is better to suffer late in life than to suffer early. Only when you are tired can you have leisure. Only when you are bitter will you know that it is sweet.

third, smile reluctantly, only you know how tired you are.

Fourth, it is not lonely to watch TV alone at home, but it is really sad to sit pale among lovers.

5. Will you be there at the next stop?

6. The real fate is not only to attract the other person's eyes at that moment, but that the other person still appreciates you after getting to know you, not just to feel the feeling of meeting you for the first time, but to express the truth that it's good to know you after going through many vicissitudes. The real fate is not to come early, but not to leave after coming.

7. I was told that the most painful part should be wrapped in the most beautiful way? How can they know that what hurts me most is my heart?

8. When you were young, any sadness felt like the end of the world. Actually, it's not. It's just the beginning.

9. No matter how many people you have loved, how much love you have suffered and rejoiced. On the day when you truly understand love, you will know that all this is not teaching you how to fall in love, but teaching you how to love yourself.

1. Without you, how can my signature be sad?

Xi. The happiness that you try to piece together can no longer be complete.

12. Our life does not exist to please others.

XIII. A man may not be rich, tall or talented, but he cannot be low-level. A woman can be beautiful, enchanting and graceful, but she can't live without style.

14. Many people ask if I can not get married. In fact, as long as you are willing and you have enough strength in your heart to face the external pressure. However, life is for us to explore, not to avoid problems. Sometimes we really need to face difficulties bravely and explore. The fruit after hard work is the sweetest, so is life, love and marriage. Zhang Defen

XV. Whether we forget in vain or remember in vain, we still can't figure it out. The past has passed.

XVI. If there is an afterlife, I expect not to meet you again

XVII. I guess what you think. You doubt my heart. I am tired. I just want to get along simply and keep the safest distance!

maturity is not that you can enlighten others with many great principles, but that you can convince yourself to understand the people and things around you.

XIX. Format myself just to delete you

XX. I keep changing my mood for you, and you keep changing my signature for her

XXI. I don't want to go out and see couples in the street. Because? I'm afraid I can't help it, I can't help cursing and I can't help crying.