1, people who can't pretend to be forced, people who can pretend to be forced.

Although I am not in Jianghu, there are legends in Jianghu.

3. People can't bring money into the grave. But money can take people to the grave.

I don't sell myself, so please respect myself.

5. Life is to drown yourself bit by bit in time.

6. What English do you learn? Learn English. See which of the nine Standing Committee members graduated from English major. There is no future in learning English.

7. Women are not onions, men are not ginger, and fate is not that pepper, but it has become a bowl of soup.

8. Boss, don't talk to me about standards, because my salary is not up to standard!

9. Some people say that if you have a child, you won't have dysmenorrhea. Have one!

10, you're not even pretending to be forced.

1 1. I used to believe that I could turn my life into a joke, but now I just hope I don't turn my life into a case.

12, the problem that can be solved with money is not a problem, the problem is that I am poor.

13, to increase learning, reduce pride, seize opportunities, and put an end to laziness.

14. Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the smile with tears in your eyes.

15, life has geometry, so why learn geometry? Have you studied geometry? Don't learn geometry and geometry! !

16, the European Union has always accused China of failing to crack down on piracy, because only seven Ferraris were produced in China.

17, God created women, and women hurt men.

18, don't like me too much and don't dislike me, that's all, good.

19, I am not as perfect and powerful as you think. Money and beauty are enough to conquer me!

20. Cow dung is cow dung after all, and it will not become sweet cake if steamed in a pot.

2 1, beautiful women who look coquettish are not necessarily bitches, but they may all be salesmen.

22. Love is like a joke. It killed others and hurt itself.

23. Only memories can show off, even if it is just talk.

24. I am a mute, and I usually speak in disguise.

25. Modern people's living conditions: attend today's class, sleep yesterday's sleep and spend tomorrow's money.

26. In today's society, it is difficult for rich people to have no money.

27. Don't think you are an angel with bird hair.

28, don't dawdle, be careful to mix you up.

29. Disabled people like Yang can get a little dragon girl, but people with healthy arms like me can't get one now.

A smart woman will marry a man who loves her. A stupid woman will marry the man she loves.

3 1, people never know who inadvertently said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.

32, work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and get scolded every day for no reason.

In fact, I am handsome from one angle, but you didn't notice it.

34. I died humbly. Please live bravely!

35. A person's greatest sorrow is his unwillingness to be himself.

36. Sad people love to drink, while lonely people love to sing old songs.

Honey, let's raise a monkey together and wait for him to become a human.

38. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

39. I'm not afraid of beautiful women treating me like a pervert, but I'm afraid of ugly women treating me like a hooligan.

40. Wushu has a routine and lives on the point. There are routines in officialdom that harm countless people.