Girls all like humorous and bad-tempered boys. Girls really don’t like dull-witted boys, because women need to have fun in their lives. As long as you can bring fun to girls, let them Laugh and you've succeeded. I have given you as many as 55 quotes, some of which come with comments.

1. MM: Do you have any faith? GG: You ask me if I have any religious beliefs, and does narcissism count?

2. Don't use your Trojans to challenge my password.

3. Don't look back, I only love your back. (implying back-shooting, relatively fierce suppression)

4. A look of false prosperity.

5. I'm ugly, but I'm not ready to be gentle either.

6. My child, a fool cannot be resurrected. (Patting the girl’s head and saying softly, it was very lethal)

7. Show me those gentle fangs of yours. (Pushing involves pulling.)

8. I am mute and I usually speak in disguise. (If a girl says that you are quite eloquent, how do you respond? Don’t say it a second time.)

9. I'll excuse you. Go and cleanse yourself. (from Wuli Pingshen)

10. Your way of speaking is called "pulling" in rhetoric. (Comrades, the hooligans are not to be feared, but the hooligans are to be literate. We must not only rip off the eggs, but also rip off the culture.)

11. It's okay if you step on my feet, but don't step on my shoes! (The head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the leather shoes must be greased.)

12. The doctor told me to carry out photosynthesis and stop staying up late. (Phone and text message QQ, the last sentence is enough for mm to taste.)

13. You scold me now because you don't understand me yet. When you understand me in the future... you will definitely hit me.

14. When time and patience have become a luxury, we can only rely on horoscopes to understand each other. (If MM wants to talk about the horoscope, tell her back. The zodiac sign is an excuse for being unscrupulous.)

15. You are too short! Let me lend you a telescope and see more clearly. Am I not handsome?

16. When I have money, I will buy a bus, use the dedicated bus lane, and park at the bus stop. When someone wants to get on the bus, I will say: "Sorry, this is a private car." (Let the girl I feel happy riding the bus with you)

17. If this is not love, then I would rather sell cabbage.

18． Women should not think that being good-looking means they can stop studying, and men should not think that being good-looking means they can be ugly. (To deal with girls who think they are beautiful.)

19. Others always see us holding hands happily, but the truth is: once I let go of my hand, she will run to buy something.

20. Raising fish is quite troublesome. I need to change the water once a week, which I often forget. Later, I had to change the fish once a week.

21. You are so stupid, I didn’t plan to have you anymore, but who made us so compatible, so I just accepted it reluctantly.

22. You are so lewd, my niece will be shy after hearing this.

23. Wow, you are so smart. You are at least in the first class (kindergarten). How about I give you a PSP to develop your intelligence?

24. Be good, otherwise I won’t like you~

25. ...Yes, how can I conquer you otherwise?

26. (Chatting on mobile phone at night) Come here... Come here... I need to change my clothes, why is there no one waiting in the dormitory~

27. It is your honor to chat and talk with me. , You think, wait a few years before I become famous, and you say to others, "I used to be familiar with XX (your name)", it's so embarrassing, isn't it~

28. Handsome Guys' Boutique, Originated from XX (Leng Ai’s sign, personally I like it very much)

29. I’m warning you, don’t seduce me, I’m a well-known gentleman...

I’m warning you Ah, don’t seduce me with your charming and ambiguous eyes. I am the most lecherous among the famous gentlemen in our film (enhanced version)

30. (You accidentally said or did the wrong thing After making a mistake) A wise man will surely make a mistake after thinking a lot.

31. Why are you alone today? (Don’t underestimate this sentence!)

32. What should I give you as a reward? ...Let’s do this, first, I’ll be kissed by you; second, I’ll kiss you,

33. Ah, you said that, didn’t you want me to take responsibility, did you just blackmail me like this?

34. Hey, no, I’m not at ease. I’m always worried about you trying to trick me...

35. I’m drunk in my dreams and have no intentions outside my body. How can I wait for ordinary people to understand it? ! (MM scolded you for being able to sleep)

36. Wow~ I just happened to dream of a beautiful woman, and you woke me up... I hate you... You pay me!

37. ...I think you can make do with it, so I’ll just make do with you.

38. Little girl Jiajia, why are you so not shy? My niece listened. You will be embarrassed (repeated with the one above, choose to use)

39. (After striking up a conversation) Did it scare you today? ...That's good, but you still have to thank me. I created such a good opportunity for you to build up your self-confidence~

40. Although you are very beautiful, you are not my type.

41. Nowadays, beauties owe three lives: to charm people from behind, to scare people to death from the front, and to choke people to death with their mouths.

42. I don’t think you’re a bitch~

43. (MM said you are narcissistic) This is not narcissism, but a fact.

44. Although you don’t have the image of a pig, you have the temperament of a pig!

When you ask me, I will say: I won’t tell, I am determined not to tell. I didn’t say a word in front of the ten tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty, so you don’t want me to speak unless it’s a honey trap.

(Continuing the topic) Hey. Recalling that I was tortured to extract a confession, I fainted when I saw the torture instruments, so I didn't say a word.

You can’t find a man like me even if you spend a night in a public toilet with a lantern. (Gah, this is a reply from a buddy below. I found it good so I brought it here)

46. Everyone in the world only sees my bohemian appearance, but who can understand my fiery and sincere heart!

47 Let me test you~. A drop of water on the pig ***, a song title~. . . The answer is "Your Eyes with Tears"

48 (when talking about friends)

Me: When we were in high school, the class president was a girl. She was very annoying. What? No matter what, just tell our class teacher if you have anything to do

MM: There seems to be a lot of that

Me: Well, there is a buddy in the class who is the best with her, so we thought of a way.

MM: What method?

Me: Let’s work together to tell the squad leader a happy birthday at 12 o’clock. Each person sends him a word, and he draws the second word, but then we None of the 3 were sent.

MM: Haha, you laughed so hard, why are you so bad?

Me: Later he fell out with our monitor

MM: How could he? I got the second one

Me: Because all four notes are the second one, so he can pick which one~

49. I said I miss you. Believe it... Believe it... Then should I say that you are confident or narcissistic?

50. It is better to spend money and spend money to spend the day~ (This should be used with caution)

> 51. Female: What are you doing?

Male: Why are I telling you? I have principles

Female: What principles?

Male: I only tell you 1 Girlfriend, 2 Wife, 3 Lover, 4 Soft Girl...Which rank are you in mine?

Female: Forget it. I am nothing

Male: Ah, wrong word. 1 2 is the girl’s friend. 2 is the old lady. 3 is the person to fall in love with. 4 is the younger sister.

Female: Then I am number 1...or not.

Male: Wow, You secretly took advantage of me~

52. (MM made a small mistake) Well, since this is your first offense, I will give you another chance, thank you~

53. (Talk about body shape) Actually, you don’t have to give up on yourself. If you are twenty centimeters taller and twenty pounds lighter, you will definitely be at the level of an international supermodel~

54. They all say Women are reliable, sows can climb trees... it is true

55. Ga, I have nothing to repay, I can only repay with my body~