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QQ is very funny. Your mouth is really poisonous. Did you grow up drinking pesticides?
Before 1, I didn't know what regret was. After marrying you, I finally know what regret is.

Travel is to walk from where you are tired to where others are tired.

Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

The person I love is very famous, and the person who loves me is terrible.

You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

You said, I'm sorry I don't love you. Please forget me. I said, I never remember, let alone forget you.

When I was 7 years old, I thought there would be a future in my study. When I grow up, I know that relationships are the way out.

We don't need cotton-padded jackets this winter, which makes children who want to be polite very happy.

In glorious days, all friends _ In desperate days, there are no dogs.

10 mouth is so poisonous, did you grow up drinking pesticides?

1 1 It is said that the more a mother-in-law looks at her son-in-law, the more she likes it. No wonder every time I have a parent-teacher meeting, my aunt always giggles at me.

12 I told you to keep a low profile, but you had to clap and scream for me.

13 as long as you are still on the earth, don't underestimate yourself too much.

14 I have been stunted since I met you. ..

15 You know my length and I know your depth.

16 Don't make me angry, I get scared when I get angry.

17 I am not a bone. I can't let every dog run after me.

18 the highest level of cold, blowing bubbles with your nose. . .

19 lovers who separated the two places, you have no result.

When I woke up, I thought the time had stopped and there was no need for class. I didn't expect the alarm clock to be broken.

2 1 It is not necessarily your angel who wears a ring on his head. Maybe it's Wukong!

I know from your appearance that your parents were not serious when they made you.

If my leaving can make you happy, I'd better not leave you.

The advantage of news simulcast is that you can watch a whole news, because you are constantly changing channels.

There are plenty of fish in the sea, so why not look for them in this class? There are few beautiful women in this class, and the quality is not good.

I am lonely, and no one needs comfort and hug at this time.

Find the person you love, so that you can find the person who loves you, but you can't.

Brother 28 is a civilized man, and all the dirty words have been disinfected with saliva.

Don't think that tanning can tear off the fact that you are an idiot.

No one can control its direction, no one can adjust its melody, no one can calculate its frequency …

3 1 The person I love is annoyed that he doesn't love me and the person who loves me.

Your mouth is so poisonous, you must have a lot of bitterness in your heart.

Sometimes you have to understand that some people can stay in your heart, but they can't stay in your life.

2. A woman's greatest failure is bravery. However, men believe it.

The night gave me black eyes, but it made me fall in love with the pain it caused me.

At night, facing the lonely lamp, I fell into an indescribable yearning. When I can't get rid of it, I wander on the beach and grass where we are walking, calling to the stars and the moon.

5. On the way to success, there will definitely be failures; For failure, we should treat it correctly, and we will succeed if we are not afraid of failure; If you are afraid of failure, you are useless and will fail more.

6. The happiness of a woman lies in: he really loves me; A man's happiness lies in that she deserves my love.

7. If you shed tears, my heart will be wet first.

8. There is nothing soft in a hard city. Love, life, not Lin Daiyu, will not be amorous feelings because of sadness.

9. The loneliness we are experiencing is called confusion. After those loneliness, we call it growth.

10, why do you feel how strong love is when you lose it?

1 1. I like you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now, I want to leave, even longer than a long time.

12, water is flowing, fish is swimming, there is no reason to love you; The wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I will accompany you to the end of the world; The sky is gray and wild, I want to fly with you; You have love, I have love, I love you forever; We will never part!

13, every time I feel depressed, I will think of your smile and your encouragement, which makes me face it firmly. Thank you!

14, true love is not a simple effort, but also includes appropriate refusal, timely praise, appropriate criticism, appropriate argument, necessary encouragement, gentle comfort and effective urging.

15, don't spy on me with mysterious words, don't look at me with suspicious eyes, you have to know me and trust me, and my love for you will remain unchanged in this life.

16, we can compare wealth to sea water. The more we drink, the more thirsty we are, and so is our reputation. -Schopenhauer's The Wisdom of Life

17, I wonder if you are ok now? Is it so easy? If you are enjoying happiness, please don't tell me. Please tell me if anything happens to you.

18, if we are all children, we can stay where time is, sit together and bow our heads slowly, while listening to the story of never getting old.

19. In fact, women are very enthusiastic. Do you love her or not? She can tell at a glance, but some are playing dumb, some are deceiving themselves, some are wronged, and some decide to play with you.

20. Those things that we once thought were unforgettable were forgotten by us in the process of remembering.

2 1, people are sometimes very strange. They like to shed tears to people who don't love them, and they like to spend money on things they don't need. Sometimes, I just want someone to hold me tight until my mood really gets better.

22. We started with a smile, but ended with a cry.

23, sweet talk, romantic flirting, I won't, but I have a heart that will love you.

24, many people, because of loneliness and love a person by mistake, but more people, because of love a person by mistake, and lonely life.

25. Sometimes, we change our signatures too often, just to let others know how you feel, but forget that maybe others don't care about you at all.

26, to be honest, my best friend and Lan Yan are both good, and I can't help feeling a little distressed.

27. Pick a thousand stars to light up your future; Plant a thousand roses, intoxicated with your mood; Fold a thousand paper cranes to keep you happy; Find a thousand reasons, I hope you have no worries!

28. Sometimes I'd rather you were bad to me, and I hate hanging on this love-hate relationship. I often challenge my temper with your dissatisfaction, so that I can hate you comfortably, but your kindness to me occasionally makes me unable to hide my concern for you and drag you back from the bottom of my heart. Either be good to me with all your heart or be bad to me with all your strength. I like the feeling of clear love and hate.

29, your mouth is so poisonous, you must have a lot of bitterness in your heart.

30, it's cold, I want to send you a coat: it's warm in your pocket; The collar is called care; Sleeves are considerate; Buttons are called missing; Let this coat accompany you through every minute, and be sure to be happy.

3 1, choose a few people that you think you can rely on to form a good, stable and strong interpersonal core. The first few people can include your friends, family and people close to your career. They form your internal circle of influence, because they can give full play to your strengths, and each wants the other to succeed.

32, a person can be happy, but occasionally feel lonely; A person can also play around, just calm down and feel lonely, but he can't find a happy feeling when he is alone. You are the source of happiness.

33. If you have a big goal, you must make big moves; Great pursuits require great changes.

34. Every day we wear similar masks to please others. After a long time, we forgot the face under the mask and finally became the last person we wanted to be in our original intention.

35. A woman who can only read is a dictionary. No matter how good things are, people will only see them when they need them. A woman who can only dress up is just a vase, and she will look like that for a long time. Dressing up beautifully is a necessary condition to be a good woman, not a necessary condition. You need to read more books. In this way, you will find life better.

Qq is funny, funny, and 2020.

1, school, you can get my people but not my heart.

2. Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

Do you think I am afraid of gossip? What I'm afraid of is that you listen to those right and wrong.

A dull life is not what I want, it will make me feel like a dead man.

Traveling with my husband and meeting my ex-boyfriend, I exchanged a few pleasantries. On the way back, my husband asked me, "Who was that talking to you just now?" Me: "I am an advanced worker in the following units!

6. Sister, I'm not sentimental. My sister just likes beautiful things.

7. For me, 8 13 is not Valentine's Day, but the day of school.

8. You are tired if you have a heart. If you have no heart, it doesn't matter.

9. I planted a girlfriend in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

10, slash my heart and say you love me, lover. You have a good sense of humor.

1 1, once I went to the subway with my boyfriend and played a trust game on the way. I closed my eyes and he led me away. I got on the subway smoothly, and finally he helped me sit down. Then he said, "Don't drive, this seat was given by someone else."

12, north nose, oil injection.

13, my husband caught a cold and coughed badly these days. My wife found medicine for him. The husband said, "Can I take medicine to relieve my cough?" My wife said it would work! "My husband came home at night, and his wife asked him how the effect was. Honey, it really works. Cough, pull the trouser pocket, cough, pull the trouser pocket, I cough with fear. ...

14, my friend sent a message saying that she was hit by a car, and I expressed concern. She answered. She was scared. It's okay. I mean, did she miss it? As a result, this damn intelligent input method was typed as "Aren't you dead?" And it's out, I can't even pull it …

15, I heard today that my neighbor's sister had an affair after only one year of marriage and eloped abroad with a rich second generation. This makes me, an unmarried person, have a little fear of marriage. What should I do if I don't meet the rich second generation after marriage?

16, bears can save America @

17, "In order to lose weight, I reluctantly spent 3,000 yuan on a fitness card. Although I didn't go once, I didn't have money to eat. I really lost 10 A Jin month. " -It really works!

18, I heard a woman say loudly in the hospital: "Doctor, I want to take off the ring you pressed for me yesterday. The doctor asked why. She said, "Stab people. The doctor asked how to tie it? She said, stab her husband. Then I saw her husband looking for cracks in the ground.

19,-No matter how awesome, you can pick it up with your mouth when it falls from the sky.

20, diaosi will eventually counterattack, and the fungus will not return to powder.

2 1, the death squad is: no food during the day, no sleep at night, military training to death.

22. Wife: Honey, I want to eat an apple and wash one for me. Honey, I'm not going. Honey, you don't listen to me. Honey, I'm not a voice-activated wife. I patted her and her husband left obediently. Honey, that's a touch screen.

23. Notice of commencement: Your school was rebuilt in a different place and was forced to postpone its commencement. Because your school collapsed innocently, the school has a special holiday for one year.

24. I watch TV with my sister. My mother came over with two apples. My sister grabbed them and said, "It's all mine." Mother said angrily, "One for each person." Then Lz happily grabbed one from her sister and said with a smile, "It's still mom." My mother snatched it from me again, took a bite, and said with a straight face, "It's not you.

25. It doesn't matter if you destroy me, because others will destroy you in the next second.

26. Just after dinner in the evening, a rich second generation kept talking and boasting about how great he felt. I looked at him silently, thinking that I was a descendant of the dragon and a socialist successor, and I didn't say anything, what to drag, huh!

27. Loneliness in excitement, excitement in loneliness. The feeling of missing you is to drink a cup of coffee with wine ... will you miss me?

28. What we like in our mouths is our habits! It turns out that eating chocolate is addictive!

29, waiting for the bus after school, the bus came, I want to use the bus card to wave, indicating that I want to sit, I took out a menstrual towel, (menstrual towel and bus card are put in the school uniform, the school uniform pocket is very large) I will never forget everyone's eyes …

30, the bathroom is newly opened, and the discount is big! The customer asked, "What's the price?" The boss said, "Men's bathroom 10, women's bathroom 100." Customer: "Why is the gap between men and women so big!" Boss: "That's right. Excuse me, which bathroom do you want to go into? "

3 1, can I have sex with my chest hair and waist?

You'd better leave me! Go as far as possible. Please stop pestering me. I really can't stand you. You will only hurt me. The more you love me, the more painful I am ... dead mosquito.

33. A man's hand was cut by a kitchen knife, and his girlfriend was preparing to bandage it. The man said contemptuously, you help me suck it and disinfect it. His girlfriend asked him why, and he said it proved that you love me. His girlfriend said, "Does feeding you blood mean loving you?" ? He nodded, and then his girlfriend slowly took off her pants and said, "I'll give you another chance to prove that you love me!" " My period is coming!

34. Don't say that personality is incompatible, don't say constellation, don't tell lies in your eyes, the key is face and background, right? I'm right, right?

Interviewer: "Your resume says that you are quick in mental arithmetic, so let me ask you, 13 times 19?" I blurted out, "45!" Interviewer: "This is far from it." Me: "But soon?"

No matter what dog I am admitted to, I believe I have a bright future.

37. During the Spring Festival, you will blow money, rain money, hail gold and silver, make diamonds and ice, grow Yushu, hang pearl cream and bear agate fruit. Be careful! Send you three chocolates in the new year: the first dove-I hope you get all the happiness in the world; Di Chin's second chapter-I wish you a golden age imperial life; Cadbury's third thing-I wish you all the best in the new year!

38. It's not our fault that we don't want to do our homework, but it's people who are to blame for setting summer vacation and winter vacation in the hottest season and the coldest season.

39. Forgive me for saying something funny. Although my tears have been flowing, it's just because you said that you are also very important.

40. Come to school early every day. It seems that we love studying, but a few people know that we are here to copy our homework.

4 1, the pens I bought last summer that are particularly easy to write are finally used up. After a day of class, I feel my body is hollowed out. Lack of sensory ability, real timidity.

42. On the park bench, the girl sitting next to me eats ice cream so cute that I can't help imitating it. Every time she licks the ice cream, I make it. Seeing my sister's angry and disgusting eyes at me, I smiled and explained, "Don't get me wrong, I am definitely not a pervert!" " "My sister is even angrier when she hears this:" But that's my ice cream you're licking! "

43. They are a group of little stars. There is love in their place. If the memory is as strong as steel, should I laugh or cry?

44. I warn you that you have three seconds to go out at once. Well, three seconds have passed, and you haven't rolled. Then you will want to leave me for the rest of your life!

45. He said I was funny. Who knows my heart hurts?

46. The life of Khan.

47. I have a small chest and save cloth for the country.

48. My advantage: I have the courage to admit my mistakes; My weakness: I will never change.

49. Don't think a boy is too naive, because he likes you. If he doesn't like you, he is more mature than your father!

50. Santa Claus came to China and fell down. No one dared to help him. He froze to death.

Chat interesting things about qq

1. I really want to live in a movie. The next shot is a subtitle: many years later.

2, obviously reluctant, obviously unable to let go, but also to let go; Clearly in my heart, I clearly care, but it doesn't matter.

Every touching fairy tale is followed by the words "This story is pure fiction".

Your happiness will end in tragedy one day!

5, the screen name is becoming more and more straightforward, because a lot of helplessness can't be concealed.

6. When I am tired, I really want to commit suicide.

7. Don't be jealous or envious. Without this life, there would be no such heart.

8, the psychological reaction of underage girls pregnant: my mother will kill me! Fetal psychological reaction: will my mother? .

9. On Valentine's Day, I'm going to the supermarket to crush all the chocolates.

10, friends are changing all the time. Maybe today is good, and tomorrow is a stranger.

1 1. Time goes by, but the memory remains.

12. It doesn't matter whether I get married or not. I want a child.

13, live my only posture, even if no one appreciates it.

14, maybe regret is always tied to youth.

15, you are not me, how can you know the road I have traveled and the joys and sorrows in my heart?

16, I don't need so many unimportant people to disturb my life.

17, sows can't climb trees, and netizens are unreliable.

18, being low-key and reading high-profile, so my mother has been emphasizing.

19. How many beats have you had in your life? When will you not call at this time?

When I grow up, I want to be a thief. I don't steal from good people. I only steal from thieves. Damn it, me? .

2 1, you have a contemptuous smile on your lips and can't control your thinking.

22. Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

23. What I have now was bought with what I lost.

24. What is happiness? Happiness is to look at your watch when you wake up every morning and sleep for half an hour.

25. Money should not be the purpose of life, it is just a tool of life.

I just want to kill love.

27. If I lose someone I trust, I won't give him a second chance.

28. I miss you repeatedly every night and doubt that I am better than the repeater.

29. A true friend is when you blind everyone and see through your true appearance and heart? .

30. The worst performance of a man is to make a woman cry.

3 1, either you die or I live, choose one.

I hate it when my parents compare me with others.

33. The reality is so cruel and a little sad.

34, there is always a person, has been living in the bottom of my heart, but disappeared in life

From the day you left, I lost my way, pretending to be indifferent on the surface, but I was confused inside.

36. It turns out that when we were young, we were so sexy that we didn't even wear underwear.

37. Your ordinary name has affected so many emotions.

38. No matter how serious a gentleman is, he can't resist the fox, and no matter how tough an old lady is, she will have her period …

39. Be more calm and less childish.

40. Who cried his eyes red and who left with a smile? Love is a game. The rule is: shout it out.

4 1, for handsome guys, just take a look and turn around and tell yourself that my husband is better than them.

42. If only the result could be as fast as the rise in house prices. Interesting signature

43. You are not allowed to lose weight. All thin are bones. It's uncomfortable to hold. I like fat ones.

In fact, our country is not monogamous, but monogamous. No room, no wife, more rooms, more wives!

45. Losing someone doesn't mean losing love.

46. Generally, people who are worried will try to make themselves look happier.

47. Be a woman who doesn't need a man and has no shortage of men around her.

48. A person is used to it, a person is lonely, and a person is lonely. It's time to spend Tanabata alone.

You are so ugly, don't be afraid of disfigurement, because your disfigurement equals plastic surgery.

50. Don't be sad when friends ignore you. Everyone has his own life, and no one can always accompany you.