2, really naive! Everything wants to be solved by fighting!
3, also send poison gas! Dizzy!
4. During the onset of intermittent depression, strangers should not disturb and acquaintances should not find out.
5, speed is needed these days, otherwise you can't catch up with the heat when you eat shit.
6. In the countryside, chickens crow in the morning, and people in the city crow at night!
7. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.
8. Is the world too hypocritical or naive?
9. Laughter is just an expression and has nothing to do with happiness.
15, you have shit on your head! Who dares to step on your head
16, life is nothing more than smiling at others, and then making others smile!
17, the mood at work is heavier than the above pattern! Everything is a cloud!
18, the most painful thing in the world is that the goal is too ambitious to have the courage to start, hee hee! I'd better be a beef offal vendor!
19, I never talk about people, but I always talk about myths.
20, don't be infatuated with uncle, sister-in-law will hit you.
2 1, I'm really busy recently, and it's hard to guarantee even one 16 hours' sleep!
22. I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were all scratched and there was no spark.
23. If you sleep one minute less, you will lose 60 seconds of happiness.
24, dreaming, everything is possible.
25, I want to let the world know that I am very low-key!
The greatest happiness in life is that the person you love loves you at the same time!
27. I like your smile very much. It warms me every second.
28. I am sleepy most of the time and occasionally make a bitch.
30. Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing like this?
3 1, is it necessary to be big? Dinosaurs didn't go extinct as usual!
32. Women like bad men and don't like bad men.
Don't argue with a fool, or others will not know who is a fool.
34. Even if you are handsome, be reasonable!
35, if you want to die! I am willing to bury you!
45, life since ancient times, who has no shit, which shit has no paper. How cool! Three days and three nights, finally pulled out! I have to go home and kill the chicken!
46. In this era and this world, you are embarrassed to meet friends because of depression or something.
I like making friends, especially girlfriends.
48. For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, Brother Big Wolf will fall in love no matter how ugly he is.
49. How pitiful it is for a girl to have no scandal!
65. I think all bears in the world are like bears!
66. Mom said: Don't be cruel to others now, and others will be cruel to me in the future.
77. I am still very polite to you. Do you think too much?
78, salted fish turn over, or salted fish.
85, also handsome! Let's just say it has temperament.
87. If people don't commit crimes against me, I won't commit crimes; If people attack me, exterminate the grass.
90, pig! The radish is still yours, isn't it? Go ahead! Do you want to die? Still don't want to live?
9 1, life is alive, and occasionally I should do something to surprise myself. I'm in a hurry! Tianma meteor fist!
92.do you really dare to do it? I'll hit you if I hit you! Do we have to choose a date? Did I shoot too hard?
93. Don't think too much after wrestling. Get up first.
94, can not extricate themselves, in addition to love, there are radishes!
95. Chopin of Niu B can't play the sadness of my old pig!
96. The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.
97. Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.
98, ah! I'm dizzy! I'm not as perfect as you think!
99. Mom said that people who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and miss the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistakes!
100, piggy, this flower of mine is made for you! If you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future!
10 1. I am not RMB. Why do you like me? !
103, is Xifeng's Jurassic beauty a classical beauty?
104, if one day I become a rogue, please tell others that I have always been innocent. In my world, I am still pure, and the only dirty thing is this world …
105 Alas, we can't afford to pay the heating bill at home, so we have to burn money. It burned all night! Still so cold!
106. Recently, there have been many social upheaval, and monsters appear frequently.
107, I have a blue wolf skin, who will recognize me! The whole world pretends to be a good person! Then I have to pretend to be the bad guy!
108, so naive, I want to solve everything by crying, alas! You are an old man! You can't face it bravely!
109, the beast is still a little pitiful! I didn't! So I'm worse than an animal!
Please put away your insincerity and roll all the way towards the sun.
1 1 1. Am I crying? But I am definitely not weak! I'm looking for a reason, not a reason to let the long-awaited tears flow out. Abandoned by my lover yesterday! First love is infinitely good, just hanging up early. Is this world too hypocritical! Or are you too naive! I am Santa Claus, but I don't want to be a leftover man!
1 12, we can play our cheeky spirit wherever we go! I am the best! I am not arrogant! You think I'm Ruby!
Life is like shit! Sometimes you have worked hard, or you may be farting! It's really embarrassing! At this time, you have to play dead or live! There is no hurdle, so let your posture be beautiful.
When I was a child, my dream was to be a hero! I will try my best to realize my dream and make up for the cow I blew when I was a child.
1 15, I've seen a braggart, but I've never seen anyone who can blow a cow to the sky!
1 16, the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead! Chihiro died on the beach!
1 17, one slip becomes a romantic figure.
1 18, the snow all over the sky can't hide my sun-like spirit. Come to this world game world, and finally covered in injuries!
1 19, Wu Dalang, when I saw your face, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you!
120, life is not an arcade, you can go on without a coin!
12 1, Dad, your old man's walking posture is so cool! Dad, I always keep a low profile! It's just that you always give me applause and scream! I didn't mean to be different, so I can't have outstanding taste.
122, Wang Cai, you don't have that many viewers, so don't be so tired!
123, huh! Big and weak! Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell the scum.
124, hello! Big and weak! Don't make me angry. Just because I'm not angry doesn't mean I won't be angry!
125, I am a rogue but I am kind.
126, the road is bumpy, give a shout and go on.
127, alas! Coward! If you say it, you will be invincible, but if you do it, you will be powerless! I really don't want to despise you with my toes! You forced me!
128, fighting is like talking on the phone. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first!
129, boss, I'm just joking with you. Why are you so serious in this world of flowers and flowers? Anger is punishing yourself with other people's mistakes. Why did you do that? I think you are also a highly educated hooligan! More temperament than ordinary hooligans! Bullying the little ones will be despised!
130, boss, look at your anger! You're angry! Drink herbal tea tonight to reduce the fire!
13 1, I want to puppy love, but it's already late.
132, the tragedy of life lies in: I worked hard to have a beautiful dream with fragrant content all night, and I couldn't remember it when I woke up the next morning.
134, give me a bed, and I can sleep until the world dies.
135, that dream is too unreal, but I want to keep dreaming like this.
136, sister! We're just supporting roles! Why are you so tired?
138, have a good rest during the day, because you have to sleep at night!
140, life is just waiting for tomorrow after today.
14 1. It is because of my low profile that your high profile has been achieved.
142, I looked down, not because I was afraid, but because I was looking for bricks.
143. If you are not strong, who will you show weakness to?
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