2. Ask the boy downstairs, where is the house price? The boy was speechless and pointed to the sky.
3, the motto of the fat man is: where to fall, where to make a hole.
4. I always want to turn around beautifully, but I always hit the wall gorgeously.
Life without creation is not life, but living.
6. Life is like a green spider, crawling forward slowly, but shedding bright red blood.
7. The deep beauty and loneliness in your gentle eyes need to be understood by one person.
8. One kind of anxiety is that the computer is stuck and QQ is still ringing.
I have never forgotten my ex-boyfriend. Because he owes me money.
10, you sent QQ, you said you wanted to see your left ear, you went to the cinema, but I ran into the hospital.
1 1. Don't worry about those who abandon you, because he abandoned you to prove that he didn't have this blessing.
12, if you dare to climb my window and sing uneasily, I will sing the onion song with you.
13, I came into this world crying, and I want to cry back!
14, I copied my homework and test paper, but I really want to do my homework.
15, ugliness is really hard for you, running out in the morning to scare people, and running out at night to scare ghosts.
16, life is like a coffee table. Although it is not big, it is full of tragedies.
17, do you know the difference between you and a plate of shit? Is that you don't have a plate
18, if I still don't let go, after many years, you will still be moved if you complain about me again.
19, even if my heart is the liver and lungs of the donkey, it is enough to feed the dog's stomach.
20. Where you fall, where you get up, you always fall there. I suspect there is a pit there.
2 1, Female: What do you think of sex Male: No, but there are many ways to do it.
22. The so-called high cold is actually a person's poor hearing, slow response and poor eyesight.
23, awesome people, not how many backstage, but how many backstage people can do.
24. If I fall in love, will you always be so kind to me?
25. Love is like protection money. If you don't fight for it, do you have to wait for someone else to deliver it?
26. Please don't call my name during the final exam week. Please call me Guo Er!
27. Don't worry about what is taken away, because all that can be taken away is rubbish.
28. If you ever sang the praises of the dawn, please embrace the night.
29. People can have no courage and temper, but they can't have beriberi!
30. We are all naive children, tortured by reality into madness.
3 1, the triangle is stable and the love triangle is detachable.
You can't rely on anything these days, you can only rely on yourself. Abbreviation: Holy shit!
33. I will go to the movies with male tickets at the weekend and help recommend some male tickets.
34. Life is too short to be sexy, and a hard life needs no explanation.
35. The corners of the mouth are full of sunshine, which makes people smile when they meet.
Tell me your home address and I'll change it into a public toilet.
Chris Lee and Yico Zeng are both my brothers.
38. Fairy tales are deceptive, and so is Andersen.
39, dust to dust, soil to soil, wave goodbye to 250.
40. "Ten Years" sang the fat man's heart: I wanted to be thin and shed tears.
4 1, fireworks can create beautiful scenes or ugly looks!
42. If you have money, hold a money field, and if you don't have money, inform you to hold a money field.
43. When someone appears in your dream, that person is thinking of you.
44. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!
45. A casual remark, a lyric. It will bring back all my old memories.
46. Missing memories, indelible memories, your figure keeps appearing in my mind.
47. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear underneath.
48. No matter how difficult this stop is, I decided to stay for the rest of my life.
49. When dry wood meets fire, it is called Ming Sao. Wet wood meets fire, which is a man show.
50. I work as a migrant worker, but my salary is not more than that of migrant workers.
5 1, blue curtains, glass-like heart, transparent to you, but easy to be sad.
52. Think about the Red Army's 25,000 yuan, and think about the female position last night.
53. I see you. I suddenly understood what Picasso was like.
54. I won't do anything I regret. I only do things that you regret.
55. We create habits first, and then habits create us.
56. I want to be one of your teeth in my next life. At least, if I feel uncomfortable, you will know.
57. There are always many accidents in life, and the kite in your hand will suddenly break.
58. Weather forecast: Recently, an expert on picking up girls was born. Please pay attention to them.
59. All your struggles today are to save your strength tomorrow, so don't give up.
Because you are in my heart. Then stay here.
6 1, if I can only meet you again instead of living with you, how can I be happy?
62. Some people make you feel terrible, while others owe you toothache.
63. You don't have to say anything. I understand everything. You want to say that I am beautiful!
64, the role of force is mutual, except the power of love.
65. The world is big, the woman is the biggest, and it will last forever.
66, how many years, my toilet seat has never been lifted!
67. Nowadays, money is becoming less and less valuable, and people are becoming less and less human.
68. Be a low-key person and read a high-profile book, so my mother has been emphasizing it.
69, although only the speed of a bicycle. However, there must be a heart of F 1.
70, hate, can provoke disputes, love, can cover up all faults.
7 1, that's just love for a man, but it's not love.
72. Pretend to drink soy sauce even if you are jealous, and don't let people laugh at you!
I don't want to get up because the quilt is sick and needs to be taken care of!
74. I just long for eternal love without lies.
I don't want what I can't have. Who are you? I want to smile at you.
76. If you ignore me again, I will become a steamed stuffed bun. I am the most famous in Tianjin.
77. Ask me about my weight? Just kidding, real fat people never get on the scale!
78. You can cut your hair short and start over. Then I guess I'll have to shave my head.
79. Dreaming is just a kind of intelligence, and realizing dreams is a kind of ability.
80. Perfect love makes people weak-willed, while imperfect love hurts.
8 1, two people's mistakes are not as good as one person's input.
82. A gentleman takes revenge for ten years, but a villain takes revenge all day long.
83. I am small-minded, but I don't lack it. I have a good temper, but I don't lack it!
84. Time has slowly destroyed my feelings for you, although it is a bit perfect.
85. I'm a celebrity now, so I can't just go to the hospital.
86, don't think about taking off the order, the object of this creature is not suitable for our single aristocrats.
87. Korean cosmetic surgery and Thai shemale are actually not as good as China's Mito Xiu Xiu.
88. I really want to point to my heart and tell you proudly that there is a substitution here.
Please find out the repetition of this sentence. Do you like me?
90. She can play the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. I can eat, sleep, play poker and mahjong.
9 1, I threw a glass of water in your face, which is equivalent to ruining your face.
92. I am immersed in my own world just because I want to.
93. I must be reborn as a woman in my next life and then marry a man like me.
94. I said don't chat with me. You have a responsibility to talk about your feelings.
95. The most romantic thing I can think of is that the son you gave birth to with her is especially like me.
96. The best decision in my life is to walk into your shop and buy a sandwich.
97. Put you closest to my heart, so that you can hear my irregular heart rhythm.
98. All unforgettable love is the moment when the soul is free in bed!
99. I come from China, but I adjust the time difference every day.
100, I can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.
10 1, I really don't like fairy tales because they are so beautiful in space.
102, I didn't puppy love because I told myself that puppy love is to raise a wife for others.
103 Except for love, any other reason for getting married is self-deception.
104, fate cannot be changed, but what can be changed is to try not to leave regrets in life.
105, looking for your beautiful face in the lake of memory.
106, I can be so strong that God has pity on me.
107, do you feel like skipping rope like QQ login?
108, broken glass, and then cleverly pasted, there will be cracks.
109, the advantage of doing homework is that it consumes brain cells, pen water and paper.
1 10, your man, I don't like it at all, my man, you can't afford it at all.
1 1 1. I thought you loved me, but you never paid for it.
1 12, God spreads wisdom to the world, and I hold up an umbrella with wit.
1 13 When tears are shed, I know that separation is another kind of understanding.
1 14, if you don't contact me, I won't contact you. We are so weak.
1 15, it is impossible for life to prepare all the ingredients before cooking like cooking.
1 16, before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.
1 17, I believe we will all be fine, just like when we met.
1 18, I can learn to call you LOL and kill you.
1 19, the mirror installed at the school stairs tells us that ugly people should read more!
120, if you tell me to get out, I'll get out. You asked me to come back, I'm sorry, go away!
12 1. In the eyes of fools, the cleverness of smart people is worthless.
Love is not everything. So don't blindly pursue eternal happiness.
123, awesome is only three meals a day, and it is still safe after death.
124, if there is no reciprocal love, let me love more.
125, how many people say what will happen when I get rich? I cried when I touched my pocket.
126, girl, if a man pauses the game in order to reply to your text message, marry him!
127, you don't love me, I don't love you, as you wish, everyone is happy.
128, don't like a person who is too dazzling, he can't see you.
129, the girl with thick legs envies all kinds of thin legs, no matter whether he is male or female.
130, the love I want is not a lifetime without quarrels, but a lifetime with quarrels.
13 1, don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you, the world doesn't belong to you.
132, you see how popular Ali is now. Spongebob is so yellow
133, some people rely on strength in exams, others rely on eyesight, and I am the one who relies on imagination.
134, I used to have a pair of wings, but I didn't use them to fly but to stew soup.
135, I don't know Wu Bai, but I know his brother.
The most awesome personality signature
The most awesome personality signature
1. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.
As a typical loser, you are actually very successful.
Don't be infatuated with elder brother, my sister-in-law will hit you.
Thank you for your rudeness, which made me learn to give up.
The mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave.
Don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!
7. It is said that women are clothes and big sister is a brand that you can't afford to wear.
8, brother, not lonely. Because I am lonely with my brother.
I never talk about people, but I always talk about myths.
10, knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important.
1 1. Only mom is good and dad is good.
12, gender: male, hobby: female
13, it was pulled out before it could be molested.
14, you are my Youlemei so that I can throw you away after drinking.
15, whose husband is a temporary worker!
16, I just want to turn gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall!
17, how far is it forever? Get out, boy!
18, after 90, you have a heart born after 80 and a face born after 70.
19, calcium deficiency in childhood, lack of love in adulthood.
20. I am L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it!
2 1. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my compulsion?
22, you engage in art, I engage in you, this is called deep art.
23. It turns out that Wukong has always been sexy: the strongest leopard-print skirt in history+red stockings+black boots+steel pipe.
24, unrequited love is a successful mime, and when it is said, it becomes a tragedy!
25. Hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, and life is full of fire and smoke.
26. Format yourself just to delete you.
27. I saw a coin by the roadside. I was just about to bend down and pick it up. It looks like phlegm! -I depend, who spit so round!
28. I didn't force you to grow into Maggie. You have no reason to force me to overtake Li Ka-shing.
29. Don't pretend to be beautiful and happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?
Tomb-Sweeping Day, buy flowers to pay homage to the lost love.
3 1, I passed a person countless times, and all my clothes were scraped without sparks.
Don't argue with a fool, or others will not know who is a fool.
33. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.
34. What's unhappy recently? Say it and make everyone happy!
35. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.
36. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you are online, I am invisible.
37. People say I'm thin, but I'm not obviously fat.
38. Confucius can't help you solve the problem, but Lao Tzu can help you solve it.
Every time I think of you, you are a grain of sand, so there is Sahara in the world.
40, for the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly, we must fall in love and talk about the world full of love ~ ~
4 1, nobody held my hand, so I put it in my pocket.
42. On the road of love, Russia always stops and goes. My mother says Russia can't walk.
43. Elder sister is elder sister and has never been surpassed!
44. Bus crowding is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.
45, life is actually very happy! Depends on which angle you stand.
46. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.
47. Even if you want to cry again, you should smile and say: You are an uncle!
48. If you are not a cactus, why are you so strong?
49. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people ~
50. Women love two kinds of flowers, one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible.
The most powerful and domineering qq personality signature
The most powerful and domineering qq personality signature
1, a gentleman's man is just a woman's crotch.
2. I'm not a salted egg superman. Why should I fight all over the world for you?
Don't use my tolerance as your shameless capital.
It's my pleasure to meet you. It will be your misfortune if you meet me.
5, playing with feelings, the girl will make you cry very rhythmically.
I hate hanging out with those hooligans. I didn't go out to play.
7. Don't talk to Brother Lang, who is also very open.
8. What is love? Love is either lust, caution or diamond ring.
9. Don't insult your ancestors just because you are alone.
10, I can't write the most beautiful ending, I can only give you the most touching beginning.
1 1, I really love you for a hundred years.
12, since I can't get into your eyes, I will let you leave my heart.
13, I'm so calm. If you want to hurt, you will hurt.
14, you are not my makeup contact lens, why should I put you in my eyes?
15, sweet talk, I won't, romantic flirting, I won't, just for your heart.
16, who didn't love one or two scum by mistake when he was young.
17, I want to tell you that you have always been in my heart and never left.
18, sometimes, I really want to get a terminal illness and see who really cares about me.
19, I don't know what love is, you and I are nothing.
20. I'd rather not humble the love I get.
2 1. I chose to watch the fire from the other side because you don't love me.
22, with my most beautiful smile, smile at everyone, fascinated by a count.
If you don't meet someone who can take you home, I'll take you away.
As soon as you entered the plastic surgery hospital, the dean said to you directly: Sorry, we can't change faces here.
25. If you dare to climb up my window and sing uneasily, I will sing the onion song with you.
I can let you go, but don't look back after you leave.
27. I looked up and saw that without love, the whole universe was in tears.
I want to give you the whole universe. You just need to give me the whole world.
29. Being beautiful is your advantage, and living beautifully is my skill.
30. You never know that you are my dream day after day.
3 1, if I move my heart, it is a dead end, a fair death honors the whole life.
32. I accidentally passed that street on purpose just to wait for your welcoming ceremony.
Of all those people, I can only regard you as my only fool.
34. Your arms can hug any woman, and my bed can hug any man.
35. Overbearing is a woman's nature and an advantage. If you love it, you will love it. You will not let go easily, and you will not allow others to touch it.
Baby, as long as you are happy, I am happy, no matter who you are with.
I don't like talking about love, only about money.
There are many women in the world, only one is like Russia.
Don't think that some white lies are really white.
Women, please don't use your rotten bodies to make money. Please use your hands to make money.
4 1, I need him as much as I need to breathe air.
42. Modern children's love trilogy: holding hands, kissing and making love.
43. I am the key and you are the lock. You'll never leave without me unlocking the lock.
44. I am not a princess, I am a queen. I don't need anyone to hurt me.
45, cosmetics for women, is confident; For men, this is an illusion.
46. Don't cry at my grave, it defiles my path of reincarnation.
47. Keep you forever and don't let your heart feel a little lonely. My love will always be with you.
48. If separation is the only way out, I would like to say something like zm.
49. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.
50. I won't be unreasonable in the future. You should look at me.
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20xx Best Personality Signature
1, at this age, it's too early to say love and too little to say love.
If an ugly woman stands next to Xifeng, then you are a beautiful woman.
3. How far is forever? Get out, boy!
Maybe only cold water can calm the fiery self.
5, sample, you dare to call a duck in the next life!
6. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.
7. Be a woman in the next life and marry a man like me.
8. I will live a good life, not for anything else, but because I owe myself these years.
9. My mind evaporates into clouds and then it rains. I can't bear to get wet with you.
10, whether it hurts or not, only you know whether it has changed, only you understand.
1 1, is it true that I just need to let go and hurt myself as you said?
12, failure, this word is not in my dictionary.
13, if I don't consider the height, I am handsome from the neck down.
14, life is too long, you are just a landscape!
15, life is like a trip, you may capsize somewhere!
16, in fact, I have been lying to myself. You love me very much, but I just don't know if it's true.
17, women are like clothes, but elder sister is the temperament you can't wear.
18, you can stop looking at me, but you can't belittle me.
19, man, I hold hands with you. You can only love me in this life.
Seeing you makes me feel back to nature.
2 1, how many ignorant little men were scared away by my sister's bottle of makeup remover.
22. You don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know who you love most until you are sick.
23. Hehe, I fell in love with the virus. Do you still think you can run out of the palm of your hand?
24. What about egg pain?
25, nonsense life, embarrassing nonsense.
26, don't take a person's past, to doubt a person's essence.