002- arguing with a MM about whether a whale is a fish, and finally I said, "I also have a personal word", and she agreed that a whale is not a fish.
003- Men have gold under their knees. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin!
004- I bury corn in the soil in spring, and I will harvest a lot of corn in autumn. I bury my wife in the ground in spring, and I will be shot in autumn!
005- If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you!
006- You're not old enough to visit brothels. Please use Huiren Shenbao.
007-Listen to you and leave me ten books!
Debut at the age of 008-0, every day 10. 20-year-old dream, 30-year-old effort. At the age of 40, it is basically oriented, and at the age of 50, it is full of popularity. Playing mahjong at the age of 60 and wandering around at the age of 70. 80-year-old lesbians are very common, and 90-year-old lesbians are hanging on the wall!
009- Take off your clothes. I am an animal. Put on your clothes. I am the devil wears Prada!
0 10- Teacher, just follow the old lady! ... after a long time ... teacher, please give me a break!
0 1 1- "Honey, I'm ... I'm pregnant ... for three months, but don't worry, it's not yours, you have no responsibility ..."
0 12- We have a little disagreement: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I want her to treat gold as dung.
0 13- read 10 years of Chinese, let's talk about QQ for half a year.
0 14- I was lazy in bed in the morning and took out six coins from my pocket: if all six were heads, I would go to class! Think for a long time, forget it, don't take the risk. ...
015-I spent 80,000 yuan on a pottery jar of the Western Zhou Dynasty. I went to Jianbao column for appraisal yesterday. The expert said seriously, "Where is this from the Western Zhou Dynasty?" This is from last week! "
0 16- I can tolerate fake bodies, fake faces, fake breasts and fake hips! ! ! But I just can't stand that money is fake! ! ! !
0 17- The scholar plays dead for his bosom friend, and the woman has plastic surgery for her lover.
0 18- I want to marry Tang Priest when I grow up. If I can play, I will eat him, if I can't.
0 19- Two tigers are not allowed in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.
020- Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly before you realize that you are really ugly.
02 1- If my friends can sell them for five dollars each, I can make a small fortune.
022- personals: The requirements are as follows: A is alive and B is female.
Give me some sunshine, I will rot.
024- Eat a little to lose weight.
025- Shake, shake, shake to Naihe Bridge.
026- fate shuffles, but it is ourselves who play cards!
027- Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!
028- Come back, I can't fool you alone!
029- Life is the mouth of Song Like Zude, and you never know who will be unlucky next ~ ~ ~
030- Fall, get up and cry ~ ~ ~
03 1- Besides teeth, there is love.
032- A dinosaur went to the toilet when passing by Xi Jiaotong University. When she came out, she sobbed, "555, I finally don't have to worry about getting married in my life ..."
033- raw, simple. Live, relax. Life is not easy.
034- My cousin is over forty years old. Starting from the text, I failed in the exam for three years. Then I practiced martial arts, and as soon as I made a move in the martial arts field, I was fired from playing drums. Change the medicine, write the prescription, eat it, and die.
035- How sad can you be, like a group of eunuchs who go to a brothel? ...