Whoever bullies me, my man and my man's man will not let you go.

Life is like Park Youchun's hairstyle, you never know what tomorrow will be like.

5. "When receiving the prize, my man is a leek, and the other family is a mushroom, and even the root of Flammulina velutipes is hard to find" (because of the height problem = =)

6. Pointing at Jae-chung, this is my man. He pointed to Hao Yun and said, this is my man ~ ~

7. Time is like Jung Yunho's big breasts, which can be squeezed and big. (poof ... but after four episodes, this title will be given to the middle = =)

8. Life is like a handsome PP, and there will never be an ordinary time; (I think of an embarrassing remark made by a quiet and lovely Xiufan opposite me on the train from Shanghai to Beijing: "When Junxiu stood on our side, I stared at his ass with my camera ...")

9. I put your shadow.

Add a little salt.

Pickle it up

air-dry

When you are old.

Drink wine (sweat ~)

10. In the next life, there is a group called Hou Xian, and their fans are called TVXQ!! .

1 1, girl, in fact, my brother is not surnamed Jin, but sexy (= = written by Xiufan)

12, leader of Xiao Jun, Qian Qiu Wandaishou and Tianqi (still a scholar, Qian Qiu Wandai ... turned into a good man).

13, that song, that person, that hip (or show rice ~)

14, witty remarks, Shen, a world-famous genius.

The United States is really beautiful (the first part ... Min's is really worthy of recognized genius IQ, and the second part ... Xiao Min is very handsome in sculpture ... which is a bit ...).

15, I am an IQ fan of Junxiu ... (Khan ~ ~ Xiu ... I mourn for you = =)

16, master, your pearls are as round as jade (= = because you are handsome and handsome).

By the way, add some embarrassing words of five.

1, Junxiu: Brother, why don't you like to eat pig tongue?

Zaizhong: Think about it, how dirty the tongue is in the pig's mouth!

Junxiu: So what do you like to eat?

In: eggs …

2. In the middle: On one occasion, Chang Min and I were so hungry that we couldn't sleep, so we went running in the street …

Changmin: I was so hungry that day. When my brother and I ran through a fancy restaurant, the smell of food floated out. My brother asked me, "Do you like it?" I nodded. My brother looked at me with loving eyes and said, "OK, let's do it again."

3. Agent: Can I eat together?

One day: Brother, you can … you can eat the seeds and keep the watermelon.

4. One day: Can this session be called Black Knight (instead of female guests being punished)?

Moderator: Yes! (Full of admiration for a day, encouraging girls to call themselves black knights)

Girl (gratefully): Black Knight! ! !

One day (@ _ @): ... What do you want me to do? I just want to confirm the rules of the game. .....

5. Chang Min: My religious belief is Junxiu's adult, and what Junxiu's adult says and does is my moral code. Long live Junxiu Sect.

6. Teacher: She is famous for being a teacher in a middle school.

Zaizhong: You will be more famous if you hit me. ......

7, in the middle: a man can only cry three times in his life, when he is born, when he breaks up with his girlfriend, when the agent does not give food.

8, in the middle: Yun Hao's face is very small, I am with him is the face of a pig and the face of a mosquito = =

9. Moderator: What's the difference between Japanese rice and Korean rice?

English: Japanese is spoken for Japanese food and Korean is spoken for Korean food.

Junxiu: What an advanced answer ...-||

10, Yun Hao: junxiu, do you remember the clothes your brother gave you on your last birthday? At school, remember the last time I gave you socks and scarves on your birthday; Chang Min, remember that I gave you food on your birthday. One day, I remember giving you the birthday sandals you wanted ... I really didn't mean to ask you to give me a gift!

1 1, autograph fans: Brother, please touch my hair.

Chang Min: Ah ... I can't ... I'm not ... a pervert.