First, sleep snoring, love coquetry, pull out, pull back, eat a biscuit, hide a piece, love you.

Second, a male friend asked me, do you snore when you sleep? I took a blank look and said helplessly, don't you know that you snore when you sleep? My boyfriend panicked, gave me 200 yuan, and quickly said, what should I do if someone hears me? Don't tell anyone. I'm going out to sell it. Don't tell anyone.

3. What's wrong with eating, slapping, sleeping, snoring, listening to songs, knocking on the table, taking a shower and playing music?

Fourth, in our village, you snore while sleeping, but you have to pull it out to soak the pig cage.

5. Are you getting old or something? Snoring in sleep, more and more pigment on the mouth, half broken teeth.

6. Girls can snore loudly. It turns out that metropolis fat people snore when they sleep.

Seven, eat, sleep and snore. People hate that you are so cute.

8. My dog brother snores so loudly that I can't help wondering if he is really enough.

I don't want to sleep with Green if he snores.

Ten, tomorrow with my colleague Lao Wang on a business trip, want to sleep in a room. When I went back at night, I told my wife ... My wife said: Lao Wang's snoring will affect your rest. Suddenly I feel that my wife is so considerate!

Xi。 Recently, the quality of sleep is too poor to have a good rest. If I don't agree now, I will lose my temper and apologize insincerely. You can throw it away without looking back, and then run out to sleep and snore. This is really annoying. My heart ached all night, and I couldn't sleep all night.

12. Every time I leave Chengdu, I feel fascinated and happy. When I take the bus, I always meet enthusiastic young people to help me with my bags and food. So am I unlucky enough? Today, a big fat man sat next to me, eating all the time and his legs were shaking. When you wear black clothes, you can see the stains on your clothes. When you sleep, you will smell sour and snore. I have to sit alone for one and a half seats, which makes me crowded to death.

Thirteen, after a year's night shift, the biggest change is that from sleeping with a pillow to dawn, it becomes difficult to sleep and easy to wake up, and any sound can cause insomnia. It's very painful, especially when a person touches a pillow and can snore and thunder. You can't shout because it makes others sleep, and you can't shout because others will scold. It is an extravagant hope for me to fall asleep and stay away from snoring at the moment.

Fourteen. I have been married for six years. Recently, I took my children to work during the day and snored at night. He even disliked me and slept on the sofa until midnight. Hehehehehe, do you know that you have been playing every night for six years?

15. Bao Xiao, Beibei slept soundly, even sounder in the middle of the night. Mom just finished eating a bowl of wonton, and her stomach acid is bad. She can't have porridge all the time for dinner. Eating less is really bad for losing weight. Before the meat falls off, my stomach can't hold on. It is easy to change the formation of a big belly. Mom wants to sleep with dad, and dad who doesn't snore is the best. She can go back in two days, and it's a dragon to go back. Dear Bao, mom wants you to love you. Good night

Sixteen, 2Y6M2 1D put my daughter to bed at night, and I pretended to be asleep and snored. She really said her mother was Peggy Piggy.

Seventeen, you lie on one side of the pillow, and the cat comes and lies on the other side. Zzz, cats snore a lot when they sleep. Look at him, a middle-aged male cat with folded ears, timid and lewd, with a round face that is very clingy. I wanted to tell him that the voice was terrible, but I thought about it. Now he puts that round paw in your palm, and the meat pad is facing you. On this rainy and cold night, you two have a faint little flame in your hands.

Eighteen, I took it! How can a woman snore when she sleeps like a train! How did you do it! What a fucking silence!

19. What is the experience of having a roommate who snores loudly while sleeping, and feels that the bed has been shaking and farting from time to time?

I can't find my own breathing rhythm when others snore in bed.

2 1. If you sleep with me and snore, I doubt if I will kill him in the middle of the night! ! ! I can't believe it myself! ! ! I'll go!

22. How narcissistic is Mr Zhu? Every morning when you look in the mirror, you should say to yourself: handsome again! I said he snored in his sleep, and he said it was the sound of nature without post-processing, so he had to pay if he wanted to listen. I said his toenails were too long like weapons, and he said his feet were too beautiful and his nails were round.

23. Confucius said that one day we will become the most annoying things in the past. I have started to sleep and snore.

Twenty-four, if I knew Garfield snored louder than barked, I would choose to keep it.

Twenty-five, I really don't like sleeping with snorers. !

26. Can those who sleep on the sofa in the library not snore? Do you know that your sleep affects the self-study of people in a region?

Twenty-seven, the cat is crazy, and the goods beside it are snoring! ! !

Twenty-eight, if a girl snores, grinds her teeth, drools and talks in her sleep dozens of times a minute, what will you do with her? Seriously ask (it can't be me).

Ma De, the earthquake was so severe just now that my dog slept like a dead pig and snored especially.

Thirty years old, I suddenly remembered dreaming! I dreamed that the boy in high school seemed to have all kinds of ambiguous upgrades, but complained about the story of me snoring while sleeping ... I can't remember the details, but overall it seemed to be a happy dream, like a pink bubble.

The hero snored all the time before going to bed, pretending to sleep and waking up, which was funny and irritating.

Thirty-two, snoring in bed is really annoying. I can't hide listening to pure music. I'm blx.

Thirty-three, others began to snore after sleeping for two minutes. I can't sleep in two hours and two hundred postures.

If the dog snores while sleeping, it is also a very fatal thing, and most importantly, it snores at me!

Thirty-five, I recite the text with a roommate. A roommate just woke up suddenly and said, go to sleep! I want to sleep, too, but I really can't sleep listening to snoring.

Thirty-six, I've gained 36 pounds since I was pregnant! My feet are swollen and my hands hurt. My husband said that I snore when I sleep now, and my name has become a fat girl, and my mouth is watering when I sleep because of indigestion. Go to a banquet or something, and my mother-in-law also has all kinds of dishes, all of which can be eaten. The result is more swollen every time. Well, the key is yourself. I can't control this glutton. I'd rather eat until I throw up. I don't want to avoid drinking ice cream and fat monosodium glutamate.

37. My sister said that I snored during sleep and recorded it for me. I don't believe it, but it's true. OMG, it was a bolt from the blue.

Thirty-eight, just like you don't dislike sleeping, snoring and grinding your teeth when you are drunk.

Thirty-nine, I don't know why, I hate it when someone snores, and I can't sleep well at all.

Forty, who can understand that snoring is like thunder in sleep, and it is getting louder and louder. I woke up.

Forty-one, one of my roommates snores loudly. This is the fifth day. I haven't been woken up in the middle of the night for a day. I am on the verge of collapse. What should I do?

I'm so annoyed. Tell me about it.

1, unrequited love is good. I don't have to worry about being lovelorn anymore. When you smile, I will be happy for many days. I remember your words for many years.

Some words are always stuck in the throat like fishbone, but it's hard to say.

I'm sorry, I overestimated my position in your heart.

How many years does it take to warm a heart, and it only takes a moment to cool it. Shoot me in the heart, and you will die, because you are in my heart.

Fate once made us happy, but after happiness, it was eternal darkness.

6. When you meet someone you like in the future, just shake your head and just be friends. It's really good.

7. The most beautiful thing in the world is a smile that breaks away from tears.

8. His space problem is my favorite person. I typed my name narcissistically, but I got the wrong answer.

9. Those who agreed not to be separated were finally polished into unconnected by time.

10, life is so short and forgotten for so long. Why should people who can't forget it be reluctant to part with it?

1 1. Maybe I will love others in the future, but I will never love others as much as I love you.

12, the old wound has not gone, the new pain has been added, and the sound of silk and bamboo has been heard. I think, at that time, the mottled water lane, Wu Peng boat and slate street were deeply branded with your brand.

13, I said I want to have long hair, but I still can't survive the summer, just like I said I would always like it, but I can't compete with time.

14, I only miss you when I do one thing, and that is breathing.

15, time will bite, and if you don't leave, you will be scarred.

16, I try my best to hide my unhappiness and distress in my heart, and I never expect anyone to sympathize with me and bear everything for me.

17, life is really ironic, a person will really become what he once hated.

18, you don't understand how important you were to me and how important it was to change your life.

19, I can't help thinking and moving. I'm sorry, I can't live without you.

20. It's not that I like playing with my mobile phone, but that I have no one to accompany me except my mobile phone.

2 1, some people inexplicably broke into your world, gave you the warmth and companionship you wanted, but inexplicably disappeared.

22. In fact, I often look at your space just to see if there is anything about me.

23. Two people who used to be very close have become far away, even farther away than before.

24. The most frustrating thing in a relationship is not quarreling, not the cold war, but pretending you don't care when you clearly like it.

25, love a person, don't be too serious, not a person has to let people live for a lifetime.

26. Romance is like my homesickness. How can I miss each other?

27. Have we finished talking all our lives? Is that why we are silent now?

28. You look like a loser. You can't accept your heart and forget the past.

29. Waiting is not because that person will come back, but because there is still love.

30. Some people come to your world just to teach you a lesson. After class, they left.

3 1, you just like you because of me, but that's the only reason that makes me humble.

32. Life is not a one-way street, one road is blocked, you can turn.

33. What God didn't give me, no matter how tight my fingers are tied, will still leak; For me, no matter how much I miss the past, I will have it.

34. When you are tired, stop and have a rest. Don't be silly and pay more in the future. Because the person who deserves your love won't make you cry.

35. I began to feel sad, choked, distressed, speechless and out of control.

Don't cry because you lost it, smile because it happened.

37. The road you walked has become the scenery behind you. You can't stay back.

38. If you can sell cute photos, you won't be so ugly.

Don't trust others too much, even your shadow will leave you in the dark.

40. Loneliness is because there is no one in my heart, and loneliness is because someone in my heart is not around.

4 1. Even if I am separated from you, my heart will still hurt when you are sad. So, please take good care of yourself and don't make me heartache.

42. Do you remember when we were together, you were always not used to calling my name, and then I smiled and said, I'll change my name.

43. One day, I will give up my struggle, let go of your hand and let you fly.

44. I am tired, but I don't know where I am tired. I am annoyed, but I don't know what is bothering me. I really want to talk, but I don't have a word.

45. Forgetting is the best memory we can give each other.

46. I practice smiling hard, thinking that I will become a person who doesn't cry.

47. The consequence of romance is bring disgrace to oneself, and the consequence of rekindling old love is to repeat the same mistakes.

48. You only told me to let go and be chic, but I don't know how much sadness and pain there is behind this chic.

49. You know you need to let go, but you can't let go because you are still waiting for the impossible to happen. This feeling is really hard.

50. The human heart can only accommodate a certain degree of despair. The sponge has absorbed enough water. Even if the sea water flows through it, it can't add another drop of water to it.

5 1. How many people have lost their feelings because of you? As a result, as soon as you left, they were gone.

52. The most painful thing in the world is to watch someone you love fall in love with someone else.

53. It's really tiring to take care of a person actively and find a lot of topics.

I remember everyone's promise to me, and then I watched them become liars one by one.

55. People who used to bring me a lot of happiness now speak even colder than in winter.

56. You don't know how much you care until you lose each other.

57. How afraid I am of getting used to a person's good, and then being mercilessly abandoned.

When you reached out to me, I thought I could walk with you for life.

59. Learn to be cold-blooded, learn not to care, learn to be happier than before, and smile even when you are sad.

60. When can I reply to my message as quickly as an automatic reply?

6 1, thinking that telling stories as jokes won't make you sad.

To be friends with yourself, be patient, tolerant and not demanding.

63. I won't reveal you in my diary at will. There are ups and downs, tears and tears. Your smile is a memory. Think too much.

64. There are two kinds of feelings in the world: one is caring for each other, but tired of death; The other is to forget the rivers and lakes, but miss crying.

65. If you are not rewarded, you should know that enough is enough. Otherwise, it will disturb others and hurt yourself.

66. Actually, you don't need to be so cold, and I didn't want to pester you any more.

It is useless to remember what has been lost.

68. The fatal past is a foreshadowing that you buried in my life.

69. There may be another trip when I leave, but the impulse to say love is gone.

70. Love doesn't have so many excuses. If it is not perfect, it can only show that love is not enough.

7 1. After you left me, I wanted to make myself excellent and make you regret not wanting me. But when I really get better, I find that I don't care about you anymore.

72. I feel sorry for myself. I always want to wait for others to comfort me when I am sick, so I just drag on. Later, I learned that no one would care, only my body was injured.

Although the ending is sad, the process is still unforgettable. Thank you for giving me so many wonderful memories; Thank you for all the happiness you have brought me.

74. Your favorite song ended up a little messy. How can I pick it up?

75. The accumulated thoughts welled up in my heart and suddenly choked my throat.

76. How much sadness you can have is like a river flowing eastward.

77. Those who agreed not to be separated were finally polished into unconnected by time.

78. You can forgive many excuses, but there are some things you should know in your heart, such as an appointment you really want to go to, and you will never be late.

79. As long as the person you love the most is around, everything except that person is ignored.

80. Thank you for leaving me halfway and letting me see things I didn't see before.

8 1, is that ok? What do you want me to answer? Do I have to cry and tell you that I'm not happy without you? Forget it. I'm fine.

82. Everyone is afraid, especially those who cherish it desperately, but in the end nothing can be left.

Talk in a very annoying mood.

First of all, I'm fine. I don't make noise or show off. I don't want to be wronged, I don't want to be laughed at, and I don't need others to know.

Second, the coward died many times before he died; A brave man only dies once in his life. Of all the strange things, people's fear of death is the strangest.

Third, forget those unhappy things! Even God thinks that sorrow and trouble don't belong to you. Try to go out, and you will see that tomorrow's sun is warmer than today! The sky tomorrow is bluer than today.

Fourth, love is precious until it is divided. Many people don't know how to cherish what they have. They didn't find it until they lost it. In fact, what they are most familiar with is the most precious.

When we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship. Later we learned that it was actually a lifetime.

6. There is no reason to like someone. As long as you can be with the person you love, it is considered worthwhile to pay without regrets.

Seven, in fact, people who love beauty just fall in love with themselves.

Eight, if there is no health, wisdom cannot be displayed, culture cannot be displayed, strength cannot be fought, and knowledge cannot be used.

No matter how hard you try, you won't get everyone's approval. Some people like you, some people don't like you, but what can you say, just put up with it? Even if you are upset and sad every day, face everyone with a smiling face. After all, they are not yours. Why are you angry with them? After all, they are not your parents, or even your parents. Why do you lose your temper with your parents? They raised you. Is it easy? After all, this is society.

Ten, this spring, I will never see the dead branches in the city grow buds and then dye them into green shade. I only see those trees whose names I can't name. When the spring breeze blows, they lose their leaves crazily. It was still the cool weather in March and April in Hunan, and I was almost immersed in the bleak season in September and autumn in Shandong. The same cool thin, the same sunny day, the same fallen leaves on the ground, and the same loss of self.

If you don't give yourself trouble, others will never give you trouble. Because of my heart, I can't let go.

Twelve, years have accumulated heartache, too many stories are hidden in the bottom of my heart, and the sad strings will be out of control if they are touched.

Thirteen, I want this day to cover my eyes, this place will bury my heart, all living beings will understand what I mean, and all Buddhas will be eliminated.

Whenever I look at the sky, I don't like talking anymore. Whenever I speak, I dare not look at the sky again.

Fifteen, ask how much you can worry about, just like a river flowing eastward.

Sixteen, the air is suffocating, flowers and plants are in tears, birds are always shrouded in invisible cages, and fish are destined to be humble. Ants under your feet, whether you have life or not is just a flash in my mind.

Seventeen, life is a practice without regrets. And missing is the beautiful loneliness in this practice. I use your joys and sorrows to moisten my pen and wander between the lines. Bury sadness in the corner of memory, fold up a thousand layers of worries, make your face beautiful and fresh, and render my colorful dreams.

Eighteen, there is no happiness in the world, happiness is man-made, just as trouble is found by yourself.

Nineteen, don't worry, don't make unnecessary hopes, don't make unnecessary sadness, try to stand on your own feet and maintain your own personality.

If the enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure to win him. Sentences that are troublesome in life.

Twenty-one, life is alive, and everything is autumn. Whether it is a happy time or a sad moment, time is advancing slowly. We will not stay because of anyone's nostalgia, nor will we speed up our pace because of anyone's boredom. Nine times out of ten, life is not satisfactory. I've been unpredictable all my life. I am experiencing big and small gains and losses in my present life. Some mistakes are irreversible, and some beautiful fragments have become dusty memories.

Twenty-two, there is a kind of love, knowing that there is no way forward, but the heart is already irreparable.

Twenty-three, how I want to gather a ray of sunshine, so that my depressed mood suddenly becomes clear. How I want to meet a breeze and calm my restless heart.

Twenty-four, face? Since there are more things than before, love? The kind that gets out of hand more easily?

Twenty-five, born optimists, no matter the troubles in life or the pressure at work, they can treat them with an optimistic attitude. Although they get upset occasionally, Sagittarius is more open than any other constellation. So, what are their chances of encountering setbacks? Much smaller. In addition, people who dare to try are often psychologically prepared for setbacks and failures.

26, looking for, abandoned, miserable. It's the hardest to stop breathing when it's warm and cold. Three glasses and two glasses of wine, how can you beat him? It's late. It's urgent. Guo Yan is very sad, but this is an old acquaintance.

27. mine is mine after all. I will always be a passer-by You never loved me. It is destined that you will be fine. This is predestined. It is destined that no matter how much I surpass it, no matter how much I want to be close to you, you will still leave me. I miss you so much, so much, so much to see you.

Twenty-eight, Gao Dong's hope in his twilight years, what does the migration depend on? Trees are all autumn colors, and mountains are only sparkling.

Twenty-nine, there was a smile in my life, but it finally dissipated like a fog. That smile became a swift river hidden deep in my heart, and I couldn't swim across it. The sound of that river became my desperate song day and night.

I'm so bored and tired. Tell me about it.

I'm so annoyed and tired. Let's talk about sadness again. Love is like a thorn. Once trapped, it is very painful.

I tried to get a smile back from you, but now I feel ridiculous.

I have ten thousand reasons to see you, but I lack an identity to see you.

4. Tired, miserable, thinking too much.

If you can't squeeze into this world, don't squeeze other people's eyes and tire your heart.

Life is full of meaningless things.

7. I am surrounded by darkness, no way back.

8. It is only the feet that are tired, not the heart that yearns for the distance.

9. Life is like a stagnant pool without any fluctuation.

10. Too many why, I am silent and don't explain.

1 1. In your dreams. He is too good to keep up with the speed, and I don't want to run any more.

12. You changed your password and lost the connection. I know what you mean. But as usual, don't pretend, okay? I am tired!

13. If you don't take the initiative, you will lose, but if you take the initiative, you will be really tired.

14. How can we start to work hard and pick up everything in front of us?

15. Blame me me for being too affectionate and hugging you too tightly. You said you couldn't breathe. Push me away.

I'm so bored and tired. Let's start with the popular article 1. I'm not lost in your indifference, I'm just a little tired. I know I'm bothering you. I'm sorry!

2. I'm tired of this game. I really want to tell my lacrimal gland: "Don't stay any longer, cry if you want.

3. When people are tired and my heart is tired, I will walk away and stop pursuing.

When I am tired, will you please keep me in your heart and let me have a rest?

Please let me know if you are tired and change your mind.

If my heart is tired, 24 hours of supplementary sleep can't refresh me.

7. My heart is broken because of you. Maybe when you are hurt deeply enough, I am already tired.

8. At first, you said you loved me, and I smiled sweetly. Finally, you said you were tired, and God smiled sarcastically.

9. During the Chinese New Year, my best friend lived in my house and was very tired. Lying on me for a while, she said, you smell like your boyfriend. You got it?

10. I'm not depressed but tired.

1 1. My heart is tired. It told me to have a rest.

12. Baby, whenever you are tired, come back. My heart will always be your home.

13. I put my rotten body in the coffin, and since then, the trivial things of the world of mortals have nothing to do with me. I lost to the internet and reality, and I am really tired.

14. I didn't write my signature because my heart was tired. I can't think of anything to write. That is when I am with you, I will write sweet words. Now I can silently wish you happiness.

15. Why can you stay with her until the early hours of the morning and tell me that you are tired and asleep! Don't forget, I am your lover ~

I'm so bored and tired. Let's start with the classic 1. Familiar songs are forgotten if you don't sing for a long time, and familiar people become strangers if you don't contact them.

2. What you wrote down before, you must have tried to read it, and you felt ridiculous and naive but distressed.

3. suddenly knowing that I overestimated my position in others' hearts is like someone slapping me derisively, which is not specific but painful.

It is painful to know that he doesn't like me and ask him who he likes.

5. Do you think that the more you accommodate a person, the more you push your luck.

6. Our youth life, like this, is gone forever, and there is no turning back.

7. In this world, only forgetting can cut off all the pain.

8. I love you and you don't love me. I love you. You don't love me. I love you, but you laugh it off. I love you. You love me, but we never started.

9. Let bygones be bygones for those songs that ended in misunderstanding Reed's feelings and dispersed with the wind.

10. When many things are understood in the morning, it is too late.

1 1. I really don't know how to describe you so selfish.

12. Your promise to me is like fireworks. Although it is beautiful, it changes when it is said, and it may disappear in the next second.

13. It is gradually discovered that silence is our only topic recently.

14. If you wear well, you will feel beautiful, but if you don't like it, you will feel very distressed.

15. I just suddenly want to reach out and hug you, but I can't even see your shadow, and I suddenly feel annoyed.

16. You are my confusion, and I am your indifference, just like restless weather and endless cicadas.

17. When you don't sleep at night, you are in a bad mood and easily upset.

18. Dull weather is more annoying than heavy rain. It is an extremely depressed feeling, such as my mood, which can't disappear and can't be released.

19. The moon is in the middle of the sky, like a charming night, and it is as annoying as me. Must be crazy, crazy.

20. Inexplicable irritability, fidgeting, what to remove.