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70 short and funny WeChat status sentences
The road under the setting sun is always full of love, and the romance will last until death. The WeChat status function is currently widely loved and sought after by young people. People can change the background image and use advanced copywriting to show their status. Do you know what WeChat status copywriting is? The following are 70 short and funny WeChat status sentences that I have collected for everyone. Welcome to read. I hope you can read and save them.

?1. Advertising space for rent

?2. If you like me, come and bother me

?3. The princess has escaped

? 4. Don’t worry, I love you

?5. Advertising space for long-term rental

?6. Currently participating in the Olympic Games

?7. In love, etc. We are about to break up

?8. Look who comes to see my circle of friends

?9. If you like weirdos, then blame others, not me

?10. Chatting charges ten yuan per minute

?11. No such person found

?12. Offline, send money if you need anything

?13. Already bald and invisible

?14. Not disappeared, I am loving life

?15. Holding an umbrella is also a person in the rain.

?16. Trying to grow up

?17. Human beings are in a daze every day

?18. Taking a nap in the Fairy Castle

? 19. About to become a rich woman

?20. Hibernating

?21. The boat is sailing across the sea, and the horse is in Kunlun.

?22. Tired of this non-billionaire life

?23. Lost

?24. Lost the bicycle

?25. Alone and cold after reading it

?26. Forgetfulness and low sense of humor are really the hallmarks of a happy life

?27. About tomorrow, the day after tomorrow We will know

?28. Don’t doubt the love I give you.

?29. Sometimes I can’t express myself with words, but I’m really happy to have you in my life.

?30. Be honest whether you love or not.

?31. I don’t want to miss this winter with you.

32. Record frequently because life is worth living.

?33. The sea can also be found on scattered islands.

?34. Let’s run to the rose garden together

?35. If you like me, come and bother me again.

?36. Time will melt away all sharpness.

?37. Please think about me at inappropriate times.

?38. From the moment you get it, love stops growing.

?39. If I am destitute, you are my last luggage.

?40. I tell everyone you are my rose when I meet them.

?41. I hope someone feels lucky to know me.

?42. Have the opportunity to watch the sunset together.

?43. When you are happy, you will love others casually

?44. You are the first and only one

?45. Always indulge in tenderness and concessions.

?46. I am full of thoughts and want to talk but stop.

?47. Drink more Yakult and be happy.

?48. Deer are seen when the trees are deep, and bells are not heard at noon in the stream.

?49. You have to live through joy and sorrow, so why not be happy.

?50. I am a crane on the sea, and I occasionally meet a visitor from the south of the Yangtze River.

?51. It should be noted that when I was young, I was ambitious and promised to be the best in the world.

?52. Thousands of mountains are in the same month, and every household is spring.

?53. It is necessary to be drunk now, but also to be drunk forever.

?54. Expect surprises in life and expect responses to everything.

?55.24 Go to the world’s grand banquet. You are April in the world.

?56. Don’t stop chasing the wind and the moon. Wherever there is plain grass, there are spring mountains.

?57. You are the limited-edition happiness of my universe

?58. Pull you into my arms, accompany you for the rest of my life, hold you in my arms, and protect you for your safety.

?59. It doesn’t matter if we meet less, just don’t fall in love with others

?60.Every good night I say to you is a code for meeting each other in a dream

? 61. The moon is hiding behind the clouds and I want to hide in your arms.

?62. No matter how good the telescope is, you can’t see the edge of happiness.

?63. I don’t miss you at all, I miss you every bit.

?64. Love is not about staring at each other, but looking in the same direction together.

?65. Be your favorite, sweet and well-behaved.

?66. Found my rubber band holder

?67. Even if the whole world doesn’t believe you, I am still here.

?68. Do you want to take a bite of my sweetness?

?69. Xiao Zhan’s girlfriend outside the circle.

?70. Fuck a graduate student.