1, I asked my mother how to chase my father, and my mother said: He walked in front and I chased after him.

2. Your eyes are more complicated than any Olympic math problem I have ever seen.

I like you very much, just like your mother hit you, which makes no sense.

The wind is so strong that it messed up my hair and blew off your wig.

5. The salary is like a big aunt, once a month, and it will be gone in a week.

6. A brain is a good thing, but if you have big breasts, you can do without a brain.

7. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!

8. When the whole world doesn't want you, remember that there is still me and I don't want you.

9. When I was a child, I always wondered whether I would go to Tsinghua or Peking University when I grew up. Later, I found out that I was thinking too much.

10, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light, right?