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1 I thought you loved me, but you never paid for it.

I like the way you don't like me and can't get rid of me. You bit me.

Your eyes are too small to get off the boat. Don't cry.

A person, except loneliness, everything is fine. Really.

Eat more lunch in the middle of the night so that you won't feel hungry.

Summer vacation is coming, don't stop showing off your grandfather.

Congratulations, the signature was published successfully. You can check it in the latest signature.

The weather is so dazzling that once you get into bed, you can't climb out at all.

9 guys are not handsome, all by temperament,

10 get out, get out, get away from me, dirty garbage.

1 1 Before I met you, my world was black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

12 A man's logic is always "If you love me, you won't leave." The logic of a woman is "Come to me if you love me."

13 Only when you are about to be late do you know how fast you are getting dressed.

14 Labor and capital are foul words, but they are better than your pretentious appearance.

Couple 15 if there are two rooms now, one with only wifi and one with only male gods, which one do you choose? I'll take the goddess

16 well, you'd better leave my brother alone, he will hit you.

17 Snow White's story tells us that seven silks are not as good as a kiss from a rich and handsome man. -

18 leave you, I am still strong, even if I have a heart of stone!

19 don't stay up late, don't be willful, don't sing, don't smoke, don't rebel, don't fall in love early. Did you feed your youth to the dog?

Don't discharge me, I am not an insulator.

2 1 When I get cold, it will be too late for you to talk to me again.

How can I set an example for you without pretending to be forced?

23! White snake; Ah! The Monkey King; Ah! Sister Rong; Summer vacation is coming!

Take down the enemy with bullets, take down the brothers with spirit Erguotou,

[The mobile phone is dead, at least it will prompt that the battery is low, but there will always be people who leave without prompting.

How did you pretend to be a B? Is it not by the light of Lao Tzu,

You want to blow up the school, I tell you, you are not fighting alone!

No matter how annoying you are, you are not qualified to be angry with the person who is good to you.

Eat more supper after lunch and you won't feel hungry.

30 force the back of the head, and shake it if you want.

3 1 ? I'll dry you in the sky with one shot, and you'll stand side by side with the sun.

I want to be as thin as lightning and kill those who laugh at me for being fat.

No matter how annoying you are, you are not qualified to be angry with the person who is good to you.

A good girl is like the sun, where it shines, it shines.

After 35 days, it cleared up and the rain stopped. Do you think you can do it?

36 either shines or reflects light, but the sun is still so strong.

I am willing to exchange my chastity and sentiment at my deskmate for my final pass.

My wife told me that explanation is cover-up, and cover-up is dishonesty. If you are dishonest, you will be punished.

As long as you dare to treat me like a game and watch me abuse you to death.

40 Xueba basks in achievements, goddess basks in * * *, local tyrants bask in money, models bask in figure, and Lao Tzu basks in the sun!

4 1 The person who cheated you with that sentence will be extra careful when he hears others say the same thing.

I should love you even if you are the wrong person.

You'd better stay away from my brother, because he is so persistent. He will hit you.

I just slapped my wallet, but it's nothing. I just hope it expands. ............

I didn't cry, but my tears are raining, but my heart is holding an umbrella for you.

Like it or not and whether it is appropriate or not are two different things.

The word "inappropriate" has divided too many kind people.

When summer comes, I find that "stay where you are" is definitely the most sincere care and deep love.

Don't pretend to be offline and let me see your progress, okay? Even if you pretend, you have to act like one. Don't let me find out. Suddenly feel that you are so hypocritical.

I am a compass, so my heart for EXO will never change.

5 1 My world doesn't need too many people to understand. Ok if you understand it!

I'm too stubborn. Do you think I have fallen? I can stand up and never pull me.