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How can I become a true second grader?

☆①Self-setting

I am super strong. Want to play a certain role to gain others' attention.

□I am handsome.

□I am very humorous.

□I am a genius.

□I am powerful and invincible.

□ Please focus your attention on me.

■How come no one comes to praise me for being so amazing and awesome? Come and see me, everyone!

□Always sigh that his life will not last long.

□But no matter how you look at it, you are still alive and healthy.

□In fact, I want to live to the end of the world with great interest.

□ Often look back on the past with a great look: "My past was extremely glorious."

□ However, they attribute everything that is and is not to "glory" in the past".

□ If someone accuses you of saying nonsense, reply "I'm sorry I've been abroad for a long time."

□If you are asked "Which country is it?", the country you answer will be different every time.

□Because the comics I like are different in different periods, the answers are also different.

□ Often use a sarcastic tone to talk to others. For example, "Huh, let me show you what this brother is capable of."

■I am the supreme being.

□In the final analysis, you imbecile humans cannot understand the thoughts of a "noble being" like me.

□Feeling inexplicably tragic and complacent about the misfortune that happened to me: "Is there anyone more unfortunate than me in this world?"

□But in fact, those so-called misfortunes Not worth mentioning at all.

□ "I have traveled through thousands of mountains and rivers, gone through all kinds of hardships, and have been through the mountains of swords and the pan of oil."

□ I like to do things that exceed my own capabilities. If people around you ask, "Are you okay?" out of worry, respond calmly, "This little thing is a piece of cake for me."

□The appearance of being relaxed is actually evidence that you are in a very dangerous situation. In fact, your heart is shouting for help, "Come here and save me."

□ "In my opinion, that guy is not ranked at all", "If it were me, I would definitely win easily."

□I don’t know why, but I am always confident even though I have no basis.

□Try to be sarcastic about the other person.

□Because it was sarcasm, I felt that no matter what I said, the other person would forgive me.

□In fact, it is just full of foul language and abuse.

□As a result, people are disliked everywhere.

□ Say some obscene words regardless of the place or place.

□The more you are in a crowded place, the more you want to talk.

□ Very proud of my ability to stay up late. "You asked me when I went to bed last night? I didn't go to bed until 3 o'clock."

I have to watch TV 24 hours a day even if I hold my breath.

□As a result, I dozed off like crazy due to lack of sleep.

■Imitate the tone and movements of your favorite artist or character.

□I feel as if I have really become the character I imitate. I feel like I have to look my best all the time.

□ Stand with one foot crossed in front of the other.

□Arms are also crossed in front of the chest.

□“There are only things I don’t want to do, and there is nothing I can’t do.”

□The result was that I didn’t get it done.

□Sophistry: "I was not in good condition at that time and did not use my full strength!"

□In fact, I tried my best.

■Put on a mature and prudent look when giving advice.

□What you say is just nonsense and has no effect at all.

□Likes to be picky and pick on people’s hair.

□ As a result, others grabbed my pigtails, and I lost everything.

□Life is really painful.

□“Because I have a grumpy and irritable personality, I don’t have many friends.”

□In fact, I don’t have a grumpy personality. I am simply timid and afraid of getting into trouble, and I am often bullied.

□ "XX company (a famous company) stole the idea in my mind!"

□ How can others know your inner thoughts.

■Refuse to admit failure.

□Even if you lose, you will still be stubborn: "Let you go this time!"

□When playing fighting games, "That guy is very strong. I suffered a loss this time." .”

Until you win, you will never stop.

□ If you win, you will be proud of yourself.

□ "What's wrong, you guy? Are you crying like this?" He was obviously very moved, but he pretended to be completely unmoved.

□ In short, you don’t want others to see your weak side.

□Don’t want others to surpass yourself.

□ Only self-esteem is superior to others.

□ He said, “I didn’t review at all for this exam, I’m doomed.”

□In fact, I reviewed it, but I was afraid that if I failed the exam, I would lose face, so I took insurance in advance.

□If you do well in the exam, you will brag that you are a genius: "I can get such high scores even if I don't read."

□I am indeed a genius.

□At the marathon, I made an appointment with my companions to "let's run together", but at the moment when I saw the finish line in front of me, I took the lead and left my companions alone.

□ I will win even if I fight to the death!

□ Very narrow-minded.

□"I should be able to become XX (some great profession)."

□In fact, I didn't make any efforts.

□Obviously there was no intention of seeking death but he was busy writing a suicide note.

□The suicide note written looks like a love poem.

■No one asked, but suddenly and inexplicably began to reveal himself.

□Praise yourself even if you interrupt others.

□ And it’s endless.

□And I don’t know how many times I have to repeat it before I am satisfied.

□If someone tries to make trouble at this time, he will get furious.

□Splash ink on your notebook, compose poems, and write down your painstaking work eloquently.

□ Emphasizing that although he looks like a child, his “mental maturity has reached the level of an adult.”

□ He pretends to be doing heavy physical exercise with a proud look on his face The way he lives, "I have no free time at all recently" and "I am extremely busy".

■Self-praise "Real masters hide their secrets."

□But there is never a time to "hide it deeply".

□It should be said that there is nothing to reveal at all, so we have to "hide it deeply."

□ I firmly believe that I will become a powerful figure in the future, so I will start designing my own signature now.

□ I signed my own ghost-drawing talisman signature on the exam paper with a big stroke of a pen, but was scolded by the teacher.

□ Wandering around the streets of Shibuya and Harajuku without any purpose.

□Hope to be discovered by a talent scout.

□But nothing was gained. I had to say, "Tsk, I really have no vision."

□There is nothing wrong, but in order to promote myself, I call people everywhere.

□ Endless.

□ But the other party just dealt with it casually.

■I don’t study at all, but I can gain a sense of superiority because of it.

□ I firmly believe that I can get high scores even if I don’t study hard.

□In fact, the results are disastrous.

□Even if your grades are terrible, you still proudly show off "I have a super high IQ".

□Actually, that’s not the case at all.

□ It’s better to say that I don’t even understand what “IQ” is.

■“Tests cannot reflect my ability at all.”

□ Pretend to be knowledgeable in music classrooms or musical instrument stores.

□ "I used to play pretty well, but I haven't touched it for many years and my hands are raw." He played casually while playing randomly.

□Feeling that "boys who can play the guitar are popular among girls", I got a guitar from the music classroom.

□ I was dizzy from all kinds of fingering techniques.

□Having no choice but to give up string instruments and develop into vocal music.

□It turned out that I was tone-deaf.

□Finally, I brought the drumsticks and prepared to show off my skills.

□Unexpectedly, I went to the game room to play a percussive music game.

□ Claims to be a legendary and mysterious handsome musician.

□Open the music score in the classroom and enter the state of composer.

□Of course I don’t know anything about music scores.

After I casually drew a few notes on the score, I didn’t expect that a musician came over to say hello. Suddenly we are in a big crisis!

□The other party asked: "Where do you do music?" At this time, he could only pretend to be fat and talk nonsense: "I usually sing far away from here, I guess. You can’t come over.”

Although I don’t like it very much, I still wear the very cute key ring.

□ I thought, "If I do this, girls will definitely notice me."

□But it seems to have no effect.

■It should be said that girls were not interested in him to begin with.

□Publish your sexual knowledge.

□Only theoretical knowledge but no practice.

□ "I'm not interested in women, but I'm not interested in homosexuality either." Pretend to be a hard-core man.

□ But he pays more attention to his clothes than anyone else.

□I noticed that it was too explicit.

□Sitting near the girl you like, you keep bragging to your friends so that the girl can hear you.

□The result of this is that both friends and girls feel disgusted with it.

□ Brag to others about your experiences with people of the opposite sex.

□But actually I didn’t have any experience at that time.

□In the end, a friend really came to him to discuss love issues, and it was over.

□No matter what, let’s talk about it casually to solve the urgent problem.

□I don’t care what the outcome will be.

□Unexpectedly, my friend actually won the beauty.

□My friend found a girlfriend before me.

□ "It's all my fault that you were able to successfully hold this beauty in your arms." While feeling secretly depressed, he patted his friend on the shoulder and sighed.

□ Pretend to be a nihilist.

□ No matter how the mortal world changes, it has nothing to do with me.

□It would be better to simply destroy it.

□But there is a premise, you cannot die.

□As soon as the eyes of the opposite sex begin to intersect, I immediately start thinking, "This guy must be interested in me."

□ Blink at the moment when their eyes meet.

□As a result, the other party commented, "This guy feels so disgusting."

□Started thinking desperately about how to reply to the love letter.

□ But I have never received a love letter so far, and there is no sign that I may receive it in the future.

□Thinking about how to break up without making the other person sad.

□ By the way, I don’t have a date at all right now...

□ I confessed to the girl I liked but was dumped. Even if he still wants to be cool at this time: "Actually, I had foreseen this outcome."

□ But if you look closely, you will find tears in the corners of his eyes, and he is simply holding on for dear life.

□In the end, he still refused to admit defeat: "That guy didn't choose, I will definitely regret it in the future."

□Obviously he is not a member of the sports club, but he started wearing training weights Knee pads.

□ Even wearing a knee brace with a weight of one kilogram is a piece of cake.

□As expected, I was extremely tired, so I gave up immediately.

□Influenced by the characters in the game, I started collecting silver accessories.

□These are all fakes from roadside stalls.

□They are all popular products introduced in magazines.

□ Because I had no money, I bought silver-plated cheap goods.

■However, as long as it looks good, won’t everything be fine?

□ I called three friends in a row, but no one answered. Then he instantly became depressed: "Ah, I have been abandoned by this world."

□"But this is not a bad thing." He thought with a sneer.

□Feel like a cute little animal. So I prayed silently in my heart, "Everyone, please love me."

□In the eyes of others, he is just a lazy person.

□ "I am a little rabbit. If no one comes to play with the little rabbit, the little rabbit will be lonely and lonely and will die." I hope everyone will pay attention to me.

□In fact, real rabbits have a strong sense of territory and are very wary of all creatures that approach them without permission. In fact, this is the real self.

□Find yourself.

□Looking for friends.

□Looking for spiritual friends.

□Looking for a forever close friend.

□It’s a pity that none of them were found.

■I am indeed an aloof person⑴.

⑴The existence of aloofness: A commonly used term in Japanese animation, which refers to those whose abilities and thoughts are beyond the general public, and has the meaning of not being understood by the world.

■My ideals are lofty, but my abilities are not up to it. In short, I am so ambitious.

□ Act willfully in one’s own way, completely disregarding the opinions of others. It should also be said in a high-sounding way, "Go your own way and let others have their say."

□The result of recklessness is failure.

□ So I had no choice but to give up.

□And came to the conclusion: This society is indeed incompatible with itself.

□That’s not what I want to do at all.

□However, what do you want to do...

□The meaning of your existence is...

□Embark on a journey to find yourself.

■Social people are slaves of the company.

□I want to find a career that suits me.

□But the time has not come yet.

□ So I did squatting at home for half a year.

□Because I don’t want to admit that I don’t adapt to society, I just make excuses.

□Despise all teachers.

□Despise all students.

□ Dismissive of students in the same year as him: "I'm not in the mood to be friends with idiots like that."

□ In fact, I was very sad because I had no friends.

■This kind of self is the most despised.

□No matter what I do, I feel it is “too boring” or “too boring”.

□ He said this, but he was actually smiling, looking very interested.

□ I crushed the people I hated in my head N times.

□Accidentally, my mood showed on my face, and I was all smiles.

□“The current social situation is really bad. I was born at the wrong time!”

□But I don’t make any efforts to change the status quo.

■I only complain, I don’t do anything, I just want to rely on external forces.

□ "If I go abroad, everyone will definitely appreciate my talents. Japan is terrible."

□ In fact, I have no idea of ??going abroad at all. Besides, I don't know anything about English.

□ I was in class, but I was thinking in my mind: "What will happen if I make a big fuss in the classroom now?"

□ I was thinking wildly when I was suddenly interrupted. The teacher called him to answer the question, but he was embarrassed.

■I like to use difficult-to-check characters that are basically no longer used and ancient expressions that are no longer spoken.

□Only you can survive even a magnitude 9 earthquake.

□Hope a big earthquake happens now.

□ I hope that such a world will simply be destroyed and restarted.

□However, if it really turns out to be like that, it would feel quite scary, so let’s forget it.

□ He will become a superstar in the future and run hundreds of companies.

□A few years later, I found a job in a local small and medium-sized enterprise.

□"My life will never stop here."

□But I have no ambition to climb up, and I ended up becoming a clerk for thousands of years.

■"There are definitely things that I have to do waiting for me to do."

□ I have thought this way since I was a child, but I didn't know what I should do until I became an adult...

□Always feel like someone is watching me.

□I am indeed a heartthrob.

■There is nothing that I can’t do unless I do it.

□But, at the end of the day, if you don’t do it, don’t do it.

□ I just don’t do it, not that I can’t do it.

□ I’m always timid when I’m at work or school, but I’m surprisingly tough when I’m on the consumer’s side.

□ When you can show off your authority, do it; if you don’t, it’s useless.

■I think there are only fools in this world.

□ Try your best to find someone stupider than yourself.

□Achieve a sense of superiority by despising such people.

□ "Compared with that guy, people like me are the hope for the future of mankind."

□ Unwilling to take responsibility and push back and forth.

■It doesn’t matter if you are lazy, but you are strict with others.