If you don't study in Shen, you can't study for a doctorate.
I am a sentimental person. I remember that I was still single and lonely, and I was very sad. I have been sad in front of the mirror and sighed for a long time, so I talked with Guo Dazui, sloppy, and it was midnight in a blink of an eye. No matter how hard I fight, I can't beat him together. But when it comes to bragging and sloppy, his big mouth and two snails add up, and they are no match for me. If someone talks nonsense to me, I can make your eyes deaf and ears blind.
At that time, in high school, I was a gifted scholar in my class. I am proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and I have heard others play the piano on TV. Chess, watching people play chess on TV; Books, reading novels in class; Painting and doodling on the desk after class are the most important people in the school. At that time, there was a beauty queen in our school, whose milk name was "Daiyu", and my classmates simply called me "Shen Baoyu". This is a match made in heaven. Every time after class, a dozen girls outside the class looked at me at the door and told me to go out to the bathroom. I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed
If you don't believe in me, you don't believe in science. If you oppose me, you oppose people.
I looked in the mirror carefully again, and I was really relieved of my appearance, and I couldn't find anything wrong with it. However, people are always insatiable and desperately want to find a wife if they can't get one. If they have a wife, they want to get rid of it so that they can find another one, so I hope I can become more handsome. Look at those stars. They are more beautiful at the age of 30 than at the age of 20, and more beautiful at the age of 40 than at the age of 30. This is why the longer the better. Therefore, I believe I may become handsome in the next 20 years. For many years, before going to bed every night, I firmly believed that I would be more handsome when I woke up the next morning, but every time I waited until the next morning, I was always disappointed. In the past twenty years, constant disappointment has led to constant hope. Now I finally understand that a flawless face like mine is hard to surpass.
No one is more fierce than eating, because I was born to eat, and eating is my second life, which is called "uselessness". Don't envy me. Compared with my dad, Shen Xiaosi, I am still not as good as myself. My dad is not weak. He is called Shen, who can eat, drink and sleep. He is also known as "Shen Dadu", and he can drink a foot of rice porridge at a meal. Fiona Fang, Fiona Fang is 200 miles away, which is unparalleled.
Don't laugh at my thinness, I'm covered in muscles; Don't look at my thin arms. I have enough strength. Except Guo Dazui and Er, I don't care about those ordinary little girls and boys, even if they add up to three or five.
Forget it, I won't help you find it. I'll give you a postal address, which is full of such words.
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2. Ask for a super classic, super narcissistic funny joke. Maybe this line boasted in the first paragraph, and I was speechless in the second paragraph. I am a mature man, but I look young and burly, giving people the feeling of being a big brother. I have a successful career, and my boss takes a notebook everywhere. My car is more spacious than Lincoln's. I have reached my cultural taste. I study the ancient history of China in my spare time. Especially in Qing history, I can keep up with the trend of the times. I often watch American movies, especially those social ethics films that discuss life. I like to ponder the psychological activities of movie characters, and I often deal with upper-class people. I am bored, so I often observe the situation. I am very concerned about the details of ordinary people's lives and the wealth level of ordinary people. I pay attention to adjusting the inequality between the rich and the poor, which has aroused strong social repercussions. I heard that someone wanted to interview me. I have done too many interviews before, so I went to other places to hide and be quiet, just to cultivate myself. You know, people of my level will definitely not go by train, but because of my great fame, the whole country knows that I was invited for an interview, and I was also responsible for eating and fitness for free. After I come back, I often surf the Internet. I don't have high requirements for my ideal partner. After you come, I will give you a lot of ice cream and build a family with you. I will never be hard on you. I will watch the stars with you at night. Come on, honey, when you first see me, you will be very satisfied! This description happens to be your dream life partner, so you meet on the same day and find that what he said is different from reality.
But when I asked him why he lied, he took out his self-introduction and explained it to me sentence by sentence, only to find out.
Note: I am a mature man-57 years old, but I look very young-with acne and a big figure. Being a boss-made my cultural taste-I used to sell cold drinks by an unnamed lake and study the ancient history of China in my spare time. Especially in the Qing Dynasty-I love to watch Princess Pearl, and I can keep up with the trend of the times-I know which cold drinks are selling well this year, and I often watch American movies. I often fantasize that I am the hero of porn and often deal with the upper class. I'm tired of it. —— The president of Peking University told me many times: "No stalls are allowed by the lake!" So I often observe the situation-so I will set up a stall in the residential area. I am very concerned about the details of ordinary people's lives-seeing whose doors and windows are not closed well and caring about their wealth level. Seeing what is valuable, I pay attention to adjusting the inequality between the rich and the poor-I have done too much-the whole country knows that I have been on the "National Pursuit" network of the Ministry of Public Security or invited to do interviews-I often surf the Internet-and keep looking for 4 19. I don't have high requirements for my ideal partner. As long as I am taller than me, I will. If I am about to melt, I will build a family with you-you will help me build a hut, and I will never be bad to you. -I don't want to watch it anymore.