2. Diamonds last forever, and one goes bankrupt!
3. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.
Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.
5. If you like someone, you have to confess. Don't worry too much. Although there is a great possibility of failure, what should I do if I become a spare tire?
6. When I was a child, female ghosts always liked to scare me in my dreams. Now I am grown up and sensible. Single for a long time, female ghosts dare not appear!
7. don't worry. Mo Yan is angry. What should we do? The answer is actually simple: don't worry.
8. I feel like I have nothing! What are you talking about? Are you sick?
9. People who love food are good people. Because they are desperate for food, they have no time to hurt people.
10. I bought a piece of chicken breast yesterday and cried after eating it. Even chickens have breasts, but I don't.
1 1. Handsome or not, just cut it flat. Whether it's a beauty or not, you'll know when you take off your makeup.
12. The woman standing in front of the clothes is like an emperor, thinking every day, who is lucky today? I looked, alas, it's time for me to be embarrassed again.
13. Why not find a quiet place and count the brain cells by yourself?
14. People often say that youth should not be left blank, so I smeared it!
15. You think you are redundant, but in fact ... you are really redundant!
16. The plan that does not aim at exams focuses on hooliganism.
17. The strength of science is that you can't understand even if you copy the answer. The advantage of liberal arts is that you don't want to copy after reading the answers.
18. It's really not easy to be a man: before 18, after 18, ask the object, ask the child after having the object, ask the child after having the child's grades, and ask the child after 18. They are all laymen. Why bother each other?
19. Some things don't need to be argued, they seem to be obedient and secretly resist.
20. I passed a person countless times, and my clothes were scraped without sparks.
2 1. Some people don't even know their neighbors, but they are extremely concerned about whether there are aliens in the world.
22. The road to success is always under construction.
23. Life is given by parents, so cherish it; Go this way by yourself. Be careful.
24. Law of Conservation of Singles: The total number of singles will never change, and singles will neither appear out of thin air nor disappear out of thin air. It will only be transferred from one person to another.