2. Teachers always despise poor students for pulling classes. Class is not a dog, but also divided into front legs and hind legs.
3. Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!
4. Borrow a friend's car, and the friend said to refuel the car when returning it. When I returned the car, I rushed to the car and applauded.
Life is always simple, but we can't help making it complicated.
6. One day in the world, with thick soil as evidence, I would like to exchange 20 Jin of meat for the good weather in China this year!
7. I can't talk. If anything offends you, you can hit me.
If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter, I would have thrown you out.
9. No matter how tired and bitter you are, think of yourself as 250. No matter how hard it is, think of yourself as a two-faced person.
10, it's not that I don't know, I just want to see how you act on me.
1 1, it's not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.
12, I'm not very talkative. If you offend me, come and hit me.
13, I want to thin into a lightning bolt to illuminate all the wretched fat people.
14, fall in love in the name of friendship, so you must learn to be patient.
15, when I was a child, my worst dream was to find a toilet. The most terrible thing is that people don't wake up and find the toilet.
16, this morning in spring, I woke up easily, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't wake up during the day.
17, after breaking up, you sacrifice me when I die, and it's over.
18, I have fixed the wedding date, and now I just need to fix the groom.
19, you only have one face and one expression, but you have 365 masks.
20. Parents fool their children into calling education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.
2 1, teacher, will you please keep your voice down and let me have a good sleep?
Don't ask me where I come from. My hometown is the morgue.
23. The tortoise can beat the rabbit, but in fact it just goes its own way.
24, how many students, even in summer, the quilt on the bed is still very thick, because we don't cover it, just hold it to sleep.
25. My memory lives at the other end of the tape, but my rings die at this end of the tape?
26. Love is like a joke. It killed others and hurt itself.
27. Sometimes being angry doesn't mean you care, but you still don't trust.
28. My uncle said he forbade you to exist in my aunt's mind.
29. Buy a bottle of mineral water and take a sip of "fake!" How fake is it? It's watered!
It is said that we are the flowers of the motherland. Why am I the one who gets hurt?
3 1. The world belongs to us and our sons, but ultimately to those grandchildren.
I haven't finished my homework yet. I have something to do. I have something to do!
33. I am dead and have something to burn. Small things arouse the soul, big things dig the grave. Really miss me. Come down with me. If you encounter a line, it is purely a walking corpse!
34. It is not necessarily the person you love most, but it must be the person who suits you best.
35, eat, I want it, thin, I want it, I can't have it both ways, and I left.
36. If you mess with me again, I'll rip your guts out and tie a bow!
37. The head on the left is flour, and the head on the right is water. When you think about a problem, your head burns.
38. We are old if we are not crazy, and we are crazy if you are not old!
39. My first thought at that time was: bend down, take off your shoes and fan the soles of your shoes in his face.