1. Either I have changed, or you have forgotten the time.

2. You will never know how many times a person who is angry with you has put up with you?

3. I'm not afraid of drinking 'DiDiFei', I'm just afraid that I'll get a bottle if I open the lid and get a prize. Who drinks with ***?

4. I didn’t know how deep the world was at that time, but now I know it is unfathomable.

5. Do you know? I especially want to put your photo on my bedside because it can ward off evil spirits!

6. Even if there is no wind, I can still fly. I can move forward even when going against the direction of others.

7. The scenery along the way is still the same, but I am watching it alone at this time.

8. In the next life, I will be reincarnated as a woman and marry a man like me.

9. One person, one dream, this heart is the same. Two people, one play, the only one in this life.

10. Those who always say that others are pretending, you are not even pretending.

11. You dress like this. Are you dissatisfied with this world?

12. Sometimes, no one will consider you, and you have to bear the pain no matter what. Please love yourself, okay?

13. Have you noticed that those who don’t like you are very ugly.

14. Forget yesterday’s worries. A new day. Use a new attitude. Come and face it!

15. If you want to keep a man by your side, you must let him know that you can leave him at any time.

16. The soul is injured, no matter how itchy the wound is, it will not heal.

17. Not all men and women are equal, so why can’t I go to the women’s restroom?

18. When I came to this world, I had no intention of going back alive.

19. If you love someone without responding, it is better to walk away proudly than to beg for love.

20. I will be your heart in the next life, at least you will die without me.

21. In fact, losing is not terrible. What is terrible is that if you lose, you will not have the courage to face the world.

22. There is greenery in front of you, whose desolation are you still waiting for?

23. I only believe in two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

24. Promises are bullshit and only crazy people believe them.

25. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do!

26. The person who loves you can only guarantee you that he will be the happiest when you are with him.

27. Have you ever felt sorry for my persistence for a moment?

28. Keep walking forward, and there will be a bunch of dogs behind you. If you don’t pay attention, the dogs will bite you without hiding.

29. Sometimes, things are very simple, but what is complicated is your own head.

30. Don’t be a ** for anything. If you disturb others’ love, you will be trampled to death by a horse.

31. Men use Dabao, and women use Hushubao.

32. When I was dizzy, I finally understood what love is.

33. Never be afraid to be yourself. Remember, there is always more meaning than piracy.

34. Don’t think that you are great. In my eyes, you are nothing at all.

35. I am not afraid of drinking dichlorvos, but I am afraid of thinking: have another bottle.

36. There is no one who doesn’t understand romance. There are only people who don’t care about you.

37. Never give up. There is no failure in the world, only giving up.

38. The past can only be used to remember, don’t indulge in the shadows, you will never be able to see the road ahead clearly.

39. Being single is not a choice, but giving yourself a chance to enter the future alone.

40. Not mentioning it is not because of forgetting, but because of remembering.

41. I can’t see through others’ laughter, but I laugh at others for wearing nothing.

42. Don’t explain yourself to anyone. People who love you won’t mind, but people who hate you won’t believe it.

43. New cars won’t get in the way, just new people!

44. Brother, please give me a break, you are blocking my mobile phone signal.

45. The state is created by doing, not by waiting.

46. When you are full and warm, you think about lust. Lust requires money. You have to fight for money, and you have to spend it after you earn it.

47. Those so-called oaths are just the biggest lie you told me.

48. You ignore me now, but you cannot reach me in the future.

49. A woman’s happiness lies in: he really loves me; a man’s happiness lies in: she is worthy of my love.

50. Everyone who says he doesn’t want to fall in love has someone he can’t have in his heart.

51. If I didn’t love you, I wouldn’t be bored enough to care about you so much.

52. I am in a bad mood now. I don’t want to do anything but eat.

53. If I hit you, I’ll hit you. Do you still have to pick a target?

54. The difference between you and me is: I regard you as the only one, but you regard me as one of them.

55. With a little courage, you can change your life.

56. No amount of "I love you" is worth saying "I will marry you."

57. I like to fall asleep like a dead pig every day, and wake up feeling particularly satisfied.

58. What belongs to me can never be escaped for the rest of my life. What is not mine cannot be snatched away.

59. There is a road in the mountain of books, so start by clearing it, and learn from the boundless sea of ????eight treasures to make porridge!

60. I don’t want to belong to anyone else, and I don’t want to cooperate with anyone’s progress.

61. People who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and the beautiful scenery brought by their mistakes along the way.

62. Later, we no longer saw each other, no longer missed each other, and no longer owed each other.

63. Brain Twitch sent "I love you" to everyone in the group. Click on the avatar to see the beautiful pictures to prove it.

64. In bed, practice is the only criterion for testing skills.

65. Working harder today is to pave the way to happiness in the future.

66. Sunflower, a flower that grins at the sun.

67. Three major natural disasters: earthquakes, typhoons, and film crews passing by!

68. If you don’t make a show of yourself, people won’t know where your hand is even if they want to grab you.

69. Some people look much better when wearing facial masks than in real life.

70. The higher the online rate, the lonelier the person is.

71. Be sweet in your mouth but cruel in your heart. It’s time to stay, it’s time to roll around. From now on, either endure it, be ruthless, or get out.

72. Having no desire can only mean that you are insensitive!

73. Even if I can only watch your happiness from a distance, I can still face the reality of you leaving me with a smile.

74. One day I will be so brilliant that I will take my best friends crazy with me!

75. Doctor, please prescribe me some regret medicine and give me a cup of love-forgetting water.

76. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

77. I am not an artistic young man, and I cannot pretend to be the artistic person you want.

78. God, did you let summer and winter have the same room? What a hell of a weather!

79. If my life were a movie, you would be the advertisement that pops up.

80. When you see through, pretend not to see through.

81. It’s difficult for a hero to pass the test of beauty. I’m not a hero, but beauty made me pass the test.

82. I am rich, but it does not mean that I am a wealthy person.

83. Opportunities are like opportunities, rare and only once.

84. The so-called sleeper can be summarized in eight words: spring sleepiness, summer fatigue, autumn nap, and hibernation.

85. Even if you beat me to death, you haven’t used a honey trap yet!

86. Putting your face on the door can ward off evil spirits, and lying on the bed can prevent pregnancy.

87. If you are not me, it is best not to interpret my life with your own understanding.

88. Don’t call me a homebody, please call me Madame Curie!

89. You have worked hard for ten years just for a car, but when you have a car, where will you be?

90. Please, take your high-profile love and get out of my sight.

91. As long as you never leave, I will stay with you to the end even for the rest of my life. Be it friendship or love.

92. The mining disaster continues under review, and property prices rise under control!

93. How can a naturally arrogant person admit defeat and dominate the martial arts world?

94. When you overcome your fear, no one can defeat you.

95. I am not a casual person. When I am casual, I am not a human being.

96. After drinking Feilu milk powder, my waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer painful, and my heart is no longer beating!

97. Stop being invisible. I deleted you a long time ago.

98. What I’m looking at is not the moon, but Chang’e.

99. What I talk to the teacher most is, what day will the teacher be tomorrow?

100. As long as you are good at dancing with a hoe, there will be no corner that cannot be dug down.

101. This handsome guy, you seem like my next boyfriend!

102. I am not a customer service staff. You have no right to ask me to answer this or that.

103. Is there anyone like me? It feels like things in dreams can always come true in reality.

104. Failure is not terrible, the key is whether it is successful or not.

105. Wear other people’s shoes, go your own way, and let them find it.

106. In the season when black stockings are rampant, how can those of us with thick legs be embarrassed?

107. You dress dangerously, but you look safe.

108. When buying roasted sweet potatoes, please ask the boss loudly what kind of filling they are.

109. You have exited my world, but you still occupy my memory.

110. Have you ever poured some Coke into a red wine glass, and then drank it pretending to be elegant?

111. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

112. If you are well, it will be sunny. Judging from the weather, you should have died.

113. When my sister is unhappy, she takes a needle to the supermarket to prevent pregnancy and condoms.

114. Tall buildings rise from the ground, and glory can only depend on oneself.

115. You are not the traffic policeman in my head, and you have no right to interfere with my direction.

116. Even if I try my best to be sincere, I still can’t reach the bottom of your heart.

117. The most common thing said by thick-skinned people: I treat you well!

118. It is so unethical to wear low-cut clothes and cover them with your hands.

119. The upgraded version of a friend is a lover, and the advanced version of a lover is a stranger.

120. No one can make me lose unless I don’t want to win.

121. A woman’s taste depends on the taste of the man standing next to her.

122. My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hillside.

123. Cherish what you can have and give up what you can’t get. Why not?

124. The highest state of not understanding is two words: pretend to understand!

125. When you leave a place, the scenery no longer belongs to you; when you miss a person, that person has nothing to do with you.

126. If you don’t like others, it’s because you don’t have enough self-cultivation.

127. Every message I say is written for you to read. There is movement all over the world, but you don’t respond.

128. I don’t even believe your punctuation marks.

129. If you are not as good as you today, you are crazy; one day, I will repay you!

130. What we didn’t have time to say out became the regret in each other’s hearts.

131. I saw two women asking for money on the bus this afternoon. I really wanted to say: Give me the money!

132. There are enough passers-by, can the next one be a lifelong one?

133. I have seen many people with faces like yours, hair like yours, and eyes like yours, but they are not your faces.

134. Have you been thrown up several times since you were born, but only caught once?

135. I suggest that Japanese women be arrested and put in our men’s prisons.

136. If I go down one day, remember, I will come back to you!

137. If the distance between people is too close, it will sting someone; if it is too far, it will hurt someone!