1. What I am celebrating is not Singles’ Day, but loneliness!

2. Come to me silently and marry me. Then neither of us will be single and we will both be happy.

3. Singles’ Day is celebrated every day, and wherever there are men, there are singles.

4. A bachelor is a single aristocrat in school, a bachelor in other words, and a law-abiding citizen in appearance.

5. Among the meal tickets distributed to single girls, this is the only one valid for 60 years.

6. Long live Singles’ Day, long live long live.

7. Singles are happy and happy. If one person is full, the whole family will not be hungry.

8. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I have been running around naked for more than ten years.

9. I heard that November 11th is to commemorate those great men who have contributed to family planning.

10. Men who go to bars are looking for excitement, while women are mostly stimulated.

11. Seeing the boy you have a crush on. They will deliberately express themselves in front of him.

12. Even if you are single, you are not afraid of divorce. If you are a househusband, if there is an internal dispute, your fixed assets will be reduced by half if you are not careful.

13. When did my girlfriend ask her group friends for drinks? I wonder if the girl in the group has a boyfriend.

14. The repertoire of us bachelors and our male compatriots is to say the most touching words to girls: I love you, will you marry me? If you are not celebrating today, you can only say the first half of the sentence.

15. I haven’t forgotten anyone, but no one remembers me.

16. I thought I wouldn’t have to go through this year, but I didn’t know I was still alone.

17. No gifts for the holidays today, only girlfriends!

18. I wish that all lovers in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters.

19. My next one, will you join hands with me to grow old together?

20. Women can be black or white, beautiful or ugly, and men can be tall or short, fat or thin. This is a difficult thing in ancient times. I hope people will live forever and there will be no more singles!

21. When do bachelors come, I ask the sky for wine. I don’t know the gods in the sky. How many of them are bachelors? I want to ride the wind back, but I’m afraid I’m still a bachelor, and I’m lonely in the sky, so what kind of gods can I be?

22. How happy are we singles, floating among thousands of flowers, silently but leaving some fragrance!

23. Being single is a state. How can you live this life if you don’t live alone!

24. You have your beloved wife in your arms and your beloved son in your hand, but I am still lonely and sad singing a single love song alone. Comfort me and treat me to a meal.

25. I want to get rid of being single, but I have no intention of getting older.

26. We are all single, we are all lonely, but we are all happy because we are all free! Singles Day declaration.

27. Girl, turn on the Bluetooth and send me some love.

28. Recruitment: In order to relieve the pain of being single on Singles’ Day, I have specially hired a number of girlfriends. Those who perform well can be hired on a long-term basis!

29. The economic crisis will pass, but youth will never come back.

30. There is no grass anywhere in the world, it’s just that my brother doesn’t want to find it.

31. I have the final say on my Singles’ Day.

32. We singles are carefree. We don’t have to worry about being cuckolded by others all day long. We can also cuckold others all day long and let others be cuckolded. It’s a great pleasure!

33. The cold winter is not as scary as the desolation of loneliness; loneliness is not as scary as being single for decades; being single for decades is not as scary as receiving this text message next year.

34. But you didn’t take away everything in the dream.

35. Pain in the balls is a sunny attitude.

36. Mixed with joys and sorrows, and the yesterday that will never come back, it wears on my thin youth.

37. Today is Singles’ Day, everyone is celebrating it and the whole world is rejoicing! Now that you have left the organization, you are in the midst of tender and dire straits. Do you still remember your friends who are still single?

38. I have been a bachelor for many years. Do you want a sister Lin to fall from the sky? As long as you call "mei, mei, mei" three times tonight, you will find your favorite, it's very effective!

39. Two hearts are destined to become odd numbers, either too crowded or too lonely.

40. Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten.

41. Money is used to make friends with dogs, heart is used to make friends with girlfriends, and life is used to make friends with brothers.

42. Being single is hard, being single is hard, you are already twenty-five, and your clothes are torn and there is no one to mend them.

43. Buy a pack of cigarettes and smoke slowly today.

44. Today is Singles’ Day. It’s so painful for me to be single. Today I finally mustered up the courage to tell you that I like...you...your sister!

45. Who can understand the impatience in the heart? It is just a grain of sand in the eyes of others.

46. Loneliness? A fraternity seat, passing by that person again and again.

47. Sample! Drinking wine and walking on the water, singing folk songs and walking on the water; combing your lovelorn hair, walking with passionate steps; having a pair of tattered eyes, and looking for the rain and dew of love everywhere, you are so cool!

48. A simple child is listening to single love songs.

49. The suffering of being single is complained, but everyone is there.

50. There is no one to accompany you during the long night, and you sleep alone with the beautiful scenery in the morning.

51. Being alone has no ties, and it is easy for a single person to come and go. Save money and save space. Married people are extremely envious. How can a family man have free time? Don't complain if you are single, take this opportunity to be happy every day.

52. Once upon a time, a single stick wanted to become a nunchaku. Try to find another stick and connect them together to form a pair of sticks. If you try harder with both sticks, the nunchucks will become three sticks. Haha, I hope all bachelors will become three-section sticks.

53. Have you noticed that excellent people are generally single.

54. Singles’ Day is coming soon! Yuelao, could you please change it to steel wire next time you pull the red thread for me? Damn it, the quality of the red wire is not good and the old love is broken.

55. We bachelors have power, hey! We bachelors have power! Busy at work every day and night, hey! Busy at work every day and every night!

56. Whenever I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall.

57. Singles’ Day, what a thing. We are still better off being single.

58. I am single and proud.

59. A hundred single love songs cannot sing the sadness in my heart.

60. Singles are happy and happy. If one person is full, the whole family will not be hungry. We are already twenty-five, and our clothes are torn and have no one to repair them.

61. Everyone is single, so no one wants the beauties in the world! Hang in there! Victory belongs to us!

62. Who knows what kind of suffering it is to listen to the person you like talking about the person you like.

63. Others are surrounded by beauties, but I am always accompanied by you (the bachelor).

64. People have been searching for her for thousands of times, but I still don’t know where my girlfriend is!

65. Always single and never surpassed.

66. I thought I wouldn’t have to go through this year, but I didn’t know I was still alone. No matter how strong-willed men are, women are still confused when it comes to seducing them.

67. No matter how great Chopin is, he cannot express the sadness in my heart.

68. Singles’ Day is here. Birds are in love, ants are living together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes have miscarriages, butterflies are divorced, caterpillars have remarried, and frogs have given birth. What are you waiting for?

69. It’s not that I want to be a bachelor...it’s just that the world is too high-profile, and I have to use my low-key to set off it.

70. The promise he gave you was a lie, and the promise I gave you will never be seen.

71. It’s great to be a bachelor, and it adds another holiday that ordinary people can’t have.

72. At least once in your life, you have to risk your life for someone.

73. Singles’ Day is here. Birds are in love, ants are living together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes have miscarried, and frogs have given birth. What are you waiting for?

74. Put aside your worries, come on, let us shout loudly: I am a bachelor! I am very happy!

75. One person’s Singles’ Day, homeless on the streets.

76. I always wonder if there is anyone like me, looking for hope in the dark night.

77. When did you get a girlfriend? How many years will it take to say goodbye to being single?

78. I really hope that a sister Lin will fall from the sky, so that I don’t have to celebrate Singles’ Day.

79. Today is Singles' Day. I really don't want to be a bachelor anymore. Marry me. If you don't marry me, I will... marry you!

80. This morning, my best friend told me that he finally got rid of the bachelor clan before Singles Day. He said that this was all the result of his efforts in dating, alas! Dear single friends, you should try your best to join the blind date group!

81. It’s Singles’ Day again. At this time, we feel really happy. Friends are consoling each other and drinking beer. Parents and relatives are busy talking about matchmaking. Don’t be afraid to keep an empty house this year. You will definitely have a grand family in the future. I support you!

82. I am a bachelor, I am invincible, I am a bachelor, I am glorious, I am a bachelor, I am chic, I am a bachelor, who am I afraid of! November 11th is here, and I wish all the bachelors in the world to be brave and high-spirited, and win the other half in one fell swoop!

83. Watch fish swimming in pairs, watch butterflies flying in love with flowers, do not feel sorry for yourself when you are alone, laugh happily when surrounded by friends, warm your heart with caring relatives, and you will not be lonely if you have love.

84. Why do you push me to this November 11th even though I am tender to you?