When vows become a test, feelings are just a perfunctory.

Why don't you get another big bottle of drink?

No children cry blind, but children cry red.

Once upon a time, I was not so casual.

I can't think of my sister, but I beg for a clear conscience.

Since ancient times, no one has died. Early death is different from late death!

You are so beautiful that you attract countless blind people to compete.

The third is beautiful, and the fourth is charming. The government admits that it will always be me.

When you are proud, your friends know you. When you are in trouble, you make friends.

Money will come and go, and if you lose your life, you can't start again.

Puppy love is not love, learn to be kind to yourself.

Women like two kinds of flowers all their lives: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible.

The photo is not a photo, it's a door.

Grandma said, "The power is out. Light candles and watch TV. "

If you get married, don't marry anyone else, and don't marry me.

I stand and want to sit, sit and want to lie down, and lie down and want to fall asleep, but I can't sleep.

I don't talk easily because I have a golden mouth and jade teeth.

The happiest thing is that annoying people can disappear.

Home is a place of love, not a place of reason.

Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

Don't just look at my appearance, in fact, I appreciate it inside.

The backer will fall, and everyone will run, only on their own.

Neurological patients are broad-minded, and mentally retarded children are more fun.

Only by letting go of yourself will the world let go of you.

First love is infinitely good, just hanging up early.

You are very kind, especially when you are sorry for others.

Others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through it.