1, beauty is heaven to the eyes and hell to the wallet!

I gave you a second look in the classroom, and you asked me to do the problem on the platform.

There is no beef in the beef noodles, and there is no wife in the old lady's cake, so it is understandable that there is no breast in the bra.

4. After class, the teacher said: What else do you not understand? I stretched myself and said, what class does the teacher have?

I can't miss myself, I can't take care of myself, I can't take care of myself, I can't take care of myself, I can't give myself happiness.

6. Sunday morning was white, and the garbage collectors lined up.

7. You don't look like a girl except when you have your period!

8. The sun has gone down, and it will climb up tomorrow, and I will still be the same tomorrow.

9. If I can control myself, I will definitely resist eating.

10, the most romantic thing I can think of is to finish all the poses with you.

1 1. There are fewer and fewer frogs in nature and more and more frogs on the Internet.

12, you are a good person and a bad person. You were honest with me just to run to her.

13, if the exam rewards QB, then the country will be rich and strong immediately.

14, I treat money as my grandson and you treat money as my father. Who do you think I am?

15, maybe it wasn't a meteor that fell from the sky, but a crashed plane.

16, I have high requirements for bedding, and you are my most satisfied.

17, perverts should be early, if they come too late, happiness will not be so good.

18, the PE teacher said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class will be punished for handstand!

19, I am not a born king, but I have indomitable blood in my bones.

20. I hope I can kiss you before going to bed, hold you when I sleep and see you when I wake up! I always hope so.

2 1, failure is success. Damn it, I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

22. Before I touched the flowers and twisted the grass, I was already pulled out by others.

23. The best years in my life are these years. I can't find anyone to spend money on me. Can I spend my own money?

24. treat money like dirt, but everyone is vying to be a scavenger.

25, you smiled, my sky cleared up; You are upset, and my sky is overcast; Your every move affects my mood. Honey, I miss you in the honey pot!

26. Read thousands of books and Wan Li Road, make a fortune and be a heartthrob!

27. When I was sleeping last night, I suddenly found someone pulling my quilt, and I kicked her out of bed with one foot. Now ghosts are getting bolder and bolder, fighting with Lao Tzu for quilts.

28. When I was a child, I ate watermelons and sharp ones. When I eat them, I stop eating them.

29, amorous feelings of women are lighters, women who don't understand amorous feelings are fire extinguishers.

30. The holes in jeans are very fashionable. When will pilling of sweaters and scarves become fashionable?

3 1, men should like fleshy girls. All who like bones are dogs.

32. Don't say you don't know me. It happens that I don't know you either. This is fate!

I want to be the first person to wake you up in the morning and the last person to watch you fall asleep at night.

34. Buddha said that as long as you have a class in your heart, you are not skipping classes anywhere. I had an epiphany.

35. Tomb-Sweeping Day, it is not easy for students to have a holiday these days. Even vacations should be moved by their ancestors.

36, the tide of wearing, the tide of non-mainstream, wearing sexy, sexy is sitting on the stage.

37. Dare to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning packets, and I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning packets.

38. There are two kinds of creatures in the world that can lie on glass. One is a gecko, and the other is a class teacher.

39. Every time I buy a drink, I thank you for your patronage. One day I suddenly couldn't write Huizi in the exam, so I opened the drink next to me. I was crazy and won: one more bottle.

40. The most painful thing when swearing is that others use your words to scold you back and forth, and the weight will soar a lot.

4 1, the male god is behind. I wanted to turn around and smile, but I laughed a lot.

42. When taking the history exam, I have a heavy feeling inexplicably, because history is about to change.

All the questions in the world can be answered with "none of your business" and "none of my business".

44. I can't talk If anything offends you, come and hit me.

45. The time is right, the place is right, the feelings are right, and the characters are wrong.

46. The best way to make someone forget you is to borrow money from him.

47. I feel bad today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I quit.

48. I think the brightest smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile phone screen.

49. Earning money is an ability, and spending money is a level. My ability is limited and my level is really high.

50. If you don't like me, you can choose * * or pretend to be blind.

5 1. Go west, cross the terminator line, cross the border of Japan, and go back to the day when I first met you.

52. Time and tide wait for no man. First of all, women are not spared. Opportunity waits for no man. First of all, you can't wait for a man.

53. The math teacher took us swimming in the ocean of problems. As a result, she went ashore and we all drowned.

54. A man who is more diligent in changing women than changing sanitary napkins will have your dysmenorrhea sooner or later.

Every time I see a thin man in the street, I want to share some meat with her.

56, people, really tired! I want to sleep when I stand. I love you and I suffer. You have to pay taxes when you go to work, and you have to queue up for dinner after work. I live and suffer!

57. I just slapped my wallet. Actually, it's nothing. I just hope it will swell up.

58. Whenever I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, and there is the Great Wall!

Walking in the street, I like to pretend to look at the goods in the shop window, but I'm actually looking in the mirror.

60. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

6 1, someone has a crush on you, will you be tempted when you know it? I think I'll change my mind.

62. You pushed me and made me refuel. You hugged me and made me "ok without hard support".

63. In today's era of reversal, men play with beautiful women and handsome, rich and poor, and don't play with innocence and pervert.

64. When we were young, we were princesses. When we grow up, we will be used to princess disease by our relatives and friends.

65. There are no women who can't marry men, only men who can't marry women.

66. I am a very thrifty person. I never shit with paper, never eat with chopsticks, and never wash my hands!

67. How many couples have been destroyed and how many people have been seen through the roaming chat recording function of smart phones.

68. Dear, I just want to say to you: I love you, and the happiest thing in this life is the time with you.

69. Be nice to your boyfriend in the future. After all, he has the best eyes in the world.

70. Hunger can keep a clear head. Loneliness can restore the lack of humanity.

7 1, your explanation is shielding, shielding is the fact, and the fact is the beginning of evil.

72. A person's body is limited. There is so much fat that there is no place to put his face value.

73. My deskmate helps me with all kinds of homework all the year round, 5 yuan each. When I finally graduate, he will have a house and a car.

74. I saw a beautiful woman in the street today. A closer look turned out to be a mirror.

75. I want to be your sun, warm you when I am happy, and burn you when I am unhappy.

76. If you step on a banana peel and slip, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

77. When will you invite me to dinner? I'll go out and buy you a packet of crispy noodles later.

78. In fact, the most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, and then it wouldn't come back with me, wasting my heart and lungs on it!

79. Women don't spend money on their period, while men don't care.

80. The final review of Xueba before the exam is called checking for leaks, the medium one is called Jingwei Reclamation, and almost the same one is called Goddess Mending the Sky. I call it creation.

8 1, a girl shouted at the sea on the beach: the sea, my mother! A man heard this and shouted to the sea: the sea, my mother-in-law.

82. In winter, many girls wear down jackets and leggings, which perfectly explains the profound connotation of "fresh milk should be kept warm and ham should be refrigerated".

83, the man was dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped, appearance problems; I got dumped. What the fuck is wrong with you?

84. People living in some areas are too poor. It rains there almost every day!

85. I'm very upset that I haven't heard from you for a long time. I thought of death, and I cut my pulse with potato chips; Hit you on the head with tofu; Jump over buildings with parachutes; Noodles.

86. It was late at night, and the child began to cry while sleeping. Father decided to sing a lullaby to coax him. As a result, just after singing a few words, the next door protested: let the children cry!

87. When I was a child, I blushed whenever someone stared at me. Now whenever someone stares at me, I make him blush.