Why does the body cool after death? The classic answer is that peace of mind is naturally cool.

You look really good when you make a mask, even better than a real person.

Sad signature: When doing Tai Chi exercises for the elderly, I might as well hurry to the disco for the elderly.

There's something I've been keeping from you. Actually, I'm Altman.

You don't know my length and I don't know your depth. Give it a try.

Sometimes, reference books are more popular than money.

Don't steal my house, because once a mouse went in and came out crying.

It's no use despising me again. I don't live for you.

Men and women can only get to know each other through in-depth investigation.

It's not terrible for a woman to have a flat chest. The terrible thing is that she has no culture.

Accustomed to people who are uglier than themselves go shopping, which is my shopping standard.

If tomorrow is the end of the world, I hope to find a beautiful woman to go with me.

I don't understand why I surf the Internet. In order to find out the reason, I have been surfing the Internet.

Salary, dear, I really can't live without you.

If I don't consider the neck above, I'm still a handsome boy.

I know a very good child, who is called someone else's child.

Why are ancient things called cultural relics, but now ordinary people use them as waste?

You wait for me! But I waited for many years and didn't wait.

Dude, tell me what makes you unhappy and make everyone happy.

You are what we call a "well", because you are two anyway.

Changing a beautiful cup is just to increase my desire to drink water.

Don't think that taking a leaf is IP Man.

You are a piece of tea, no matter how good it is, it will eventually fall into tragedy.

If one day I go down before you, don't worry, I will come up to save you.

My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill.

Dude, the earth is not your undecided place. You'd better hurry to Mars.

You are sleepy when you are full, and hungry when you wake up. It is difficult to succeed.

Poverty means poverty, and poverty means poverty. If you are both poor, it's over.

When vows become a test, feelings are only perfunctory.

Secret love is like a pantomime. It would be a tragedy if it were said.

Mr. Mosquito, can you be gentle? Your bite hurts.

I write your name on the soles of my shoes and stomp a few feet every day when I have time.

It is good to buy insurance. You don't have to look at any traffic lights when you walk.

If you bully me again, I will curse you and be my son in the next life.

What kind of razor is this? My hands went numb before I finished shaving.

Give me a fulcrum. I can pry up an earth. What can I do with toothpicks?

There is a limit to my patience. Don't take it as the root of your procrastination.

Don't you dare make me cuckold, believe it or not, I'll make your whole family wear white hats.

A woman looking for a husband must be ugly, which will affect her appetite and lose weight.

One person's homework is wrong, and the whole class is wrong as a result.

Nothing is free these days, even the air costs money, such as a bag of potato chips.

Nine out of ten men are bad, and the other one is not bad but abnormal.

Guagua is not sweet, but it doesn't matter. I went through the process of twisting melons.

It's not enough to describe you with Niu B. You can only be described with Niu A.

I didn't get the first place in the exam because I wanted to give the first place to those idiots.

I have nothing to say to you and I can't find words to describe you.

I am so fat because I am angry with you, because I am used to eating when I am angry.

I let you near me every day. If you are unhappy, I will slap you.

What people pursue all their lives is not to eat, drink or sleep, which is different from pigs.

If the instant noodles in the advertisement are true, I'd rather eat them every day.

After falling in love with you, I feel like holding a cactus. The tighter I hold on, the worse I feel.

Women all smell the same, but they look a little different from the outside.

Don't say you can't kill Xiao Qiang, but let me try with my feet.

Wearing black clothes will make people think you are a gangster.

When I was young, I was crazy outside; When you are old, you will be crazy at home.

It's been a hard day, and we can't drive the Land Rover until tomorrow.

Every man who plays around has a serious kannika nimtragol.

You are very domineering, and your domineering is called domineering side leakage.

Every time you look in the mirror, I worry that it will break.

You are not my dish, even if you are a side dish.

You have seed, try my slap, I can't even pull you off the wall at once.

I have a princess's heart, but I live the life of Cinderella.

I haven't had a good sleep since I set my alarm clock to restless.

Cry wet the pillow, take it out to bask in the sun tomorrow and continue to use it at night.

Someone give me a scarf? If not, I will buy one myself.

Every time you log in to your space, the computer is like poisoning.

I saw a piece of news yesterday. A man was hit by a pig. I wonder if it's a flying pig.

The trick to catching men is never to satisfy them.

I can't praise your appearance. I wake up every day and feel that I have met a ghost.

Life is like an egg. Either you get out or I'm finished.

God, if you can put down the pie and the meat.

After breaking up, I bathed my pillow every night.

Whenever there is a meeting, it is the busiest time of the year for middle school students.

Although I am handsome, don't look at me like that.

Count sheep when others can't sleep, and count ribs when I sleep.

I'm tired of loving you. Next, you love me.

Sometimes I feel that life is really fun, but sometimes I feel that life is playing with me.

If you are not good, I will smoke you like a cigarette.

Honey, can we eat enough food to lose weight?

I don't know which episode of Big Big Wolf can eat a sheep.

Naked marriage is affordable, but it doesn't mean everyone can afford it.

We evolved from apes. Why do you look like a degenerate ape?

Has society changed us, or have we changed society?

Whenever I want to cram for the last minute, the Buddha always kicks me away.

Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who can't eat fat are fearless.

A small report card can cause a lot of war at home.

Who can give me a bottle of hydrogen peroxide? I want to use it to brainwash.

If you don't work hard all your life, you can only live in vain.