Whether you come or not will not increase or decrease here; I'm here whether you go or not.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death; But when I stand in front of your mother, I can only call her aunt.

1: Forget the world of mortals and let it stay overnight.

2: Dear, believe me. This is not a love game full of lies.

3: Oh, say I'm faking it. Look at yourself before you scold me.

4: I am an ugly duckling and will never be a beautiful swan. This is the reality!

5: shh! I want to tell the world, xxx (I miss you).

6: I said: It has become a habit to miss you. )￣

7. I miss the crossroads where you held my hand.

8: I have been pretending, and I don't want others to see through my injury.

9. Since a smile can't be interpreted, please cover it up with a smile.

10: After listening to your story, I realized that ... I have always been an outsider.

1 1: fireworks are easy to cool, feelings are easy to fade after a long time, and everything has changed.

12: It seems that you never care about my feelings)

13: Don't play with your heart, because no one can afford it.

14: What you give is unique. Everyone has it.

15: The innocence of childhood has been slowly eroded by time.

16: Bitch, I will smile brightly on the day you die.

17: With a lollipop in his mouth, he seems to be enjoying that pure touch.

18: Everything I do is just to make you care about me.

19: Happiness is calling me again, and I won't let it go.

Some secrets will never be revealed, and some feelings are destined to pass by.

21:I've been trying to forget you, but I can't.

22: Promise and oath are unintentional.

23: In the night sky, meteors are lined with sadness and sadness.

Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

Looking back suddenly, why haven't you left yet?

If you leave, I'll still be here.

With the reform and opening up, my weight rubs on the ground.

5. I am stupid and I am happy. I'm two years old and I'm healthy.

6. Don't mention it when you come to this world. Do it right away if you want to. Everything is quick except death.

7. I don't have that so-called amorous feelings.

8. I can never go back to the past, and I have already passed the age of pretending to be pure.

9. Get used to it, one day. Accustomed to being alone. )

10. If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to school; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

1 1. It's not your turn to tell me what to do in my world.

12. All the questions in the world can be answered with "none of your business" and "none of my business". Suddenly I feel so busy.

13. I'm not Don Qian Jia. I don't have Liu Yiyang.

14. A person walks on a noisy road, and my messy footsteps tell me my loneliness.

15. The most painful thing in life is the price increase of instant noodles.

16. Hello, the number you dialed is out of service, please redial in the next life.

17. There are many people holding hands in the street, and several of them are getting married.

18. Fall down, get up and cry, work hard and live for yourself!

19. My deskmate said: A person is something other than himself. I dumped a sentence: life does not bring, death does not cut.

20. There is a woman who is still moving without makeup. There is a kind of woman who is afraid to meet people who don't wear makeup.

2 1. I have done what I should and shouldn't do, but if it still doesn't work, I won't force it.

22. Sometimes I really want to commit suicide.

23. When I was a child, my deskmate asked me what monsters looked like. I took a mirror and told him to look inside. Two seconds later, he cried.

Let's get together and leave a good impression on each other.

25. I really want to strangle my weak and softhearted self!

26. People have many excuses. What happened to reality?

27. Life turned out to be an out-of-print movie that could not be replayed.

28. In reality, there are not, but there are many children.

29. I can bear hardships. I have achieved the first four words, which proves that I have achieved 80% hardship?

I'm not Liu Yiyang, but I want her Bitang Qian Jia to be happy.

3 1.[ ruthless, unstable]

32. What is happiness? You eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones!

33. It turns out that even "laughing" after being sensible is so tired.

34. Why didn't you give me an award after raising Tencent for so long?

35. How many children were hurt by the exam and how many honest children learned to cheat.

36. I am an onion. In the middle of the road, whoever touches my soy sauce will scold his ancestors.

Every time in the middle of the night, getting people up to go to the toilet is a very tangled problem.

38. I will arrive in five minutes. If not, please read this message again. ...

39. Give me a fulcrum and I can sleep all day.

40. Life is not rehearsed, but broadcast live every day, which not only leads to low ratings, but also low wages.

4 1. Whether naked or not, I only believe that plain is true.

42. I am not heartless. In fact, I'm already black and blue, but I just don't want to say more.

43. Men, like menstruation, are tired of thinking without it.

44. If you want to cheat, change your pants to a larger size and stretch them later.

45. Today, the invigilator said, "I'll hand out the paper quickly, so do you. When you are finished, go back to your home and find your mother. "

46. Give me a bed, and I can sleep until the world dies.

47. Seeing that your family is poor, the mouse went to your home with tears in his eyes.

48. You look "Please come and scold me".

49. Life is like a movie. If you don't do it well, you lose.

It was that period of compulsory education that occupied my youth.

5 1. The funniest sentence popular in our class: "Boss, there is wood and sprite, give me a bottle of coke!

52. Internet cafes tell us that time is money.

53. In the current weather, instant noodles can be directly soaked in tap water.

54. Women are for raising and men are for smoking.

55. If you are in a bad mood, go to the school gate and kick your bicycles one by one.

56. The soil is used for digging, and the pit is used for burying you.

57. Don't keep calling me fat, I'm afraid you can't resist losing weight.

58. I want to eat. I'm thin. I want to eat. I can't have both, so I left.

I owe my plump figure to your failure.

60. When I said I couldn't afford to be hurt, it was the day when your house caught fire.

6 1. I have enough, so be careful.

62. Big head, thick neck and stupid movements like a pig!

63. I finally got up the courage to send her a short message to express my confession. Three minutes later, the class teacher called: "Son, this is no joke."

64. Nothing special, it's unique. Not the best but the only one. )

65. If I am not at home, I will be in the Internet cafe; If I'm not in the Internet cafe, I'm on my way to the Internet cafe!

66. The signature is changed every day, which is free anyway.

67. Love is a road, friends are pigs, people have only one road, but there are many pigs on the road.

68. I also want to buy an ipad. College students know how to donate sperm, and high school students only sell kidneys. It's terrible to have no education!

69. The most profitable company now is the mobile company.

70. Carve the QQ number on my tombstone. Ps: Anyone can be my friend.

7 1. When I was a child, I was timid and put a P, which scared me to cry.

72. I wish there was a big flood that flooded the school.

73. People's peach blossom luck and physiological cycle are the same! It's been a while!

74. My mother praised me for being virtuous and carefree.

75. It is said that bitter gourd is not sweet, so I like bitter gourd.

76. Don't pour all the dirty water on yourself when you do something wrong. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.

77. You can't afford to hurt my arrogant little heart.

78. Don't tell me to grow old together. I want to have black hair forever.

79. Even if Mei loves Qingchuan again, it is arranged by the director.

80. Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

8 1. Don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy. Get married if you can.

82. Do I know you very well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.

83. This is either my brother's or my sister's. I tell you, my sister is a miracle.

I don't want to run three, but I don't have enough money to run two!

85. The society is fashionable, and the elder sister is like a child. This woman never finds a partner.

86. Always being reported. Never been titled.

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88. What is a mistress? At best, he is just one person.

89. When weeding in the afternoon, you can have no one to rely on. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

90. If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.

9 1. Sister, I took off my clothes and was purer than your mother.

92. They are all real people, so why pretend to be pure? The world is so chaotic, who are you pretending to be pure for?

93. When we are together, 13 14 is a lifetime. After breaking up, 13 14 is life and death. ...

94. Today, my brother went fishing for a QQ drift bottle. He caught one and it collapsed at first sight! One more bottle.

95. I'm dead. This is a trivial matter. Digging a grave is nothing. Please don't be annoying.

96. I am a pig if I don't turn over the books in the exam. Don't panic if you cheat, but pretend to be caught.

97. You can't learn from your sister's fashion.

98. Everything is lacking in this century except mistresses.

99. If a man is reliable, can I kneel down and sing conquest?

100. It is said that women are clothes, but I have been streaking for many years.

10 1. People who like me are good people, those who don't like me are bad people, and those who hate me are not people at all.

(this kind? Sorry, my ability is limited. sorry .