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The lines for the four-person sketch, three men and one woman, not the league secretary and those others, should be shorter and funny, and the performance time should not exceed 10 minutes?

Who touched my apple?

Huang Tang: Dear audience friends, hello everyone! Let me introduce myself first. My name is Huang Tang. My body was normal at first, but since I drank this Sanlu milk powder, my face is no longer red and the pain no longer hurts. Hey! Even the heart is no longer beating! I’ll just switch to eating apples from now on. (Take an apple and rub it on your clothes, ready to eat)

Lazy: (Drowsy eyes, yawning) Wait, wait, wait, you can’t eat this apple.

Huang Tang: (hurriedly hugging the apple to his chest) Why can’t I eat it? Who are you?

Lazy: Me? (Standing in the center of the stage, addressing the audience) Haha, I am just lazy that everyone hates and everyone loves. Why, don’t you know?

Huang Tang: (To the audience) Hey! I'm looking for you! It's you who made me want to play all the time in school, but got beaten all the time when I got home, and got poor test scores and had to write in exams every day. I hate you so much! (angry, reaching out to hit)

Lazy: (hide) Stop! Then tell me, why are your grades so poor?

Huang Tang: That’s because I: (singing) Find some free time, find some time, hide from the teacher, go to the Internet cafe; take a broken 3, pocket change, carry my parents on my back, go to the university Zhang Zhuanzhuan. My mother came over and pretended to be cool. I stood up when the teacher called on me. The fatigue of studying had nothing to do with me. I didn’t care about the quality of my grades. We went to Internet cafes and visited Dazhang. Anyway, the state gave us a subsidy of 3,000 yuan. I don’t plan to make much contribution to the country in this life. It is not easy to be relaxed and natural in my life.

Lazy: Hey! You have acknowledged my contribution, Apple should give me half.

Huang Tang: How come I acknowledge your contribution?

Lazy: Didn’t you just say that yourself? Your grades are poor because you are lazy. Wouldn’t I just call you lazy?

Huang Tang: OK, OK, you are right, I will give you half of this apple. (Cut into apples) (Addicted to the Internet comes on)

Addicted to the Internet: (Exclaim loudly) The knife leaves the fruit! The sword leaves fruit behind!

Huang Tang: (To the audience) Hey, here comes another one! (To Addicted to the Internet) Excuse me, who are you?

Addicted to the Internet: Since you asked sincerely, I will tell you mercifully that if you don’t change your name when you are down, you won’t change your surname when you are sitting down, and you are addicted to the Internet, it is called the Internet.

Huang Tang: Oh, I have admired you for a long time, I have admired you for a long time, dare I ask you where you are...?

Lazy: (Addicted to the Internet) Let’s go, let’s go, why are you causing trouble? Look at your sharp mouth and monkey cheeks. You haven’t eaten in several days, right?

Addicted to the Internet: Hey! Am I called a sharp-mouthed monkey with cheeks? At best, I just have a sallow complexion and thin skin. (Pushing away laziness and saying to Huang Tang) The reason why you are here today is entirely because of my selfless dedication, which is addicted to the Internet. (Satisfied)

Aloof, Huangtang: Got it! You are awesome! Tell me what kind of influence you have on me.

Addicted to the Internet: Your eyes are full of confusion, your pale face is pale, like a ghost, the night is too long, the dim lights, who is keeping a hard watch in the Internet cafe, the parents sigh, Rushing to find you. How many good young men have been caught in the net of their hearts, and their blooming life has turned into a wisp of incense, with a haggard appearance, just like you. Poor grades, plummeting, your future is hopeless, your parents will cry heartbroken, your teachers will feel so melancholy, if you make a mistake, you will regret it for eternity, and you will not be able to quit your Internet addiction. Do you think I have made great contributions?

Huang Tang: Yes, yes, you take all the credit. You also have a share in this apple. (Cut into an apple shape)

(No big ambitions)

No big ambitions: (Take Huang Tang’s knife-holding hand) Wait!

Audience: (Four people panicked) You, what are you doing?

No ambition: I don’t do anything, but I have a share of this apple.

Huang Tang: Well, please, brother, do you have your surname?

No ambition: You don’t even know me? This is really unreasonable. Let me tell you, I am called decadent.

Huang Tang: Oh, it turns out you are Brother Decadent. Did you also make great contributions to me?

Without ambition: Of course, I have more than just merit (opening my mouth to speak)

Audience: (At the same time) Your merit is still great (Thousand-Armed Avalokitesvara)~

Without any ambition: (Shocked) It turns out you all know it~

Audience: Go ahead~ People with no ambition know it.

No ambition: (serious) I can tell you, in fact, from the time you first entered this school, you were destined to have this ending, do you know?

Huang Tang: I would like to hear the details.

No ambition: (affectionate confession) From the day you stepped into the school gate, I have been eyeing you affectionately! Over the past few years, I have been helping you with my persistence and enthusiasm. Falling down day by day.

Huang Tang: I still don’t understand!

No ambition: Let me ask you, when you first came in, did you have any ideals in your heart?

Huang Tang: Yes! I remember when I first came in, I was full of pride, ambition, and high aspirations!

No ambition: What happened next?

Huang Tang: (lowering his head, shy) Then it gradually disappeared.

No ambition: You have to thank me for this.

Huang Tang: Okay, you deserve a lot of credit! You also have a share in this apple! (Pride and passion)

(A quarrel between three people who are lazy, addicted to the Internet, and have no ambitions)

Hope: Give me peace. (Going on stage, Zhengyi points at the three of them) Shut up, all of you!

Lazy, addicted to the Internet, and unambitious: You, who are you?

Hope: Everyone stand still for me! You, you, and you! You three pests have "cultivated" a good student to be like this, and yet you dare to come up and claim credit!

Addicted to the Internet: Hey, I’m telling you, you can eat whatever you want, but you can’t talk nonsense. Say, if you have nothing to do, don’t make trouble here. It’s warm and quiet. What should you do? Well~ go.

Hope: It’s so rude, my name is Hope. (Turns around to look at those who are lazy, addicted to the Internet, and have no ambitions) Look at all of you talking nonsense here, vying for credit and results! (Tsk tsk) How great! (Look down on the status). (To Huang Tang) Huang Tang, are you willing to become like this?

Huang Tang: (sadly) No, I don’t want to do this either!

Hope: It is these disasters that have blinded you! Laziness makes you neglect your studies, addiction to the Internet makes you lose interest in playing with things, and lack of ambition makes you willing to fall. If you don't break away from their control, your life will be over!

Huang Tang: But it’s too late now!

Hope: No, there is still a lot you can do. As long as you are willing to look back, it is not too late to start over!

Huang Tang: Can I do it?

Hope: Of course!

Huang Tang: I am determined to follow you! I forgot to go over and follow you. If you say we want to go, we will go. If you go, I will go. We will all go (with a few other people). Studying in the sea is boundless and hard work! Fight when it’s time to fight! Study hard and strive for the top! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, when it's time to fight, fight, study hard and strive for the top, study hard and strive for the top!

Hope: Completely forget the past, I will help you slowly build up your confidence, you will eventually achieve results, use hard work to achieve your brilliant achievements, let me cheer you up, as long as you are willing to work hard, it will be no big deal, write you with youth The beauty of life is if you can conscientiously do as I say, you will eventually become something great (Zhonghe): Come with me, set out now, you have woken up from the dream, there is no need to be afraid. There is a place, that is the home of success, it is close to the heart, but she is far away in the world.

Our efforts are only to find it, even if we pay the price of hard work, maybe we can reach it tomorrow by crossing a troubled river. Everything in our life is just to have it, let us work hard to achieve it! (Curtain call)