2. After three days, let your partner hold the flowers firmly. You poke me, and I'll let you know what a rose's funeral is on the spot.

As the saying goes, people are jealous of talents, and it is better to be stupid than people.

4, Tokyo, Nanjing, Beijing, no Xijing! You know why not? Because the Tang Priest took it.

If you treat me as a game, I will abuse you to death.

6. My parents really think I'm lazy and don't like going out. If I have money, you can't even meet my people.

7. You should eat enough, go to bed early, and don't stay up because you are ugly.

8. Take out your mobile phone to search for answers when you take the self-study exam in the evening. Suddenly, the teacher turned off the light, and I ..........................................................................................................................................

9. I said that I like making friends best, especially male friends.

10, mobile phone, you hungry bastard, you ate my phone bill as a Snickers!

1 1, we can't be born together, but we can harm people together.

12, it's cold, you should take care of yourself, or I'll fan you to death, believe it or not!

13, to be honest, even if my boyfriend ran away with someone in this weather, I don't want to chase him.

14, I drew a coffin with you and her lying inside. It's very kind of me to let you die together.

15. There is a fish in Beiming. Its name is Kun, and it is so big that Darren Wang can swallow it all at once.

16, everyone with their hands in their pockets is actually lifting their pants-

17, also mineral water, packed with ***B pure natural.

18, men are like 1 yuan coins, with 1 in front and chrysanthemums behind.

19, always want to turn around beautifully, but always hit the wall gorgeously.

20. Every time I face my report card, I find myself suffering from white disease.

2 1, men are becoming more and more feminine nowadays.

22. I just wanted to turn around gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall!

23, the night is too beautiful, although it is too dangerous, but there are always people who cultivate immortality with black eyes.

Tell you a joke, the name is I still believe in love.

25, fish and bear's paw can not have both, poor and ugly can have at the same time, fat and short are also special.

26. Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

27. Every time you receive the lucky money, you should pretend to be embarrassed to push it around. Actually, I'm afraid of being really pushed away.

28. All rich children in Korean dramas have a disease that they must fall in love with poor girls.

29. At this age, I will sing softly in your ear, like your body, give you a bag ... only mosquitoes are left.

30. When there is no electricity, love will turn off automatically.

3 1, Li nodded, and men, women and children jumped off the building.

32. Love what I don't love and kick what I don't love to death.

I have been playing with my mobile phone when the TV is on.

When you have a cold, look up at the sky so that you can enjoy the scenery and prevent your nose from staying. ...

35. If you are particularly bored, let's talk together.

36. I want to find a tree to hang myself, but I can't even find a grass. .

I don't care if you say I can't get married. You have to tell me that I can't make a fortune and I can't sleep for several nights.

God, please give me a satisfied and trembling mid-term exam score!

39. I miss our war-torn youth. ..

40. Only single dog will feel lonely when the second cup is half price, but the single pig will not. She can have two drinks and even want a third.

4 1, men should exercise more and let the princess hug them later.

42. Don't underestimate your brother, he is an insecticide.

43. Altman was kicked by a donkey when he hit the little monster.

44. Eat and sleep, stay cute, and refuse to stay up late to prevent hair loss. ▔﹏▔