1. A: I am A, wishing you a happy new year.
B: Wait a minute!
A: Why should I wait?
B: What is your name?
A: A.
B: A (Yue), I wish you peace.
A: Which A?
B: Don’t you sing? You are in a good mood and my heart is flying.
A: Can I fly?
B: Why are you fat again?
A: What does it mean to be fat again and talk about cross talk?
2. A: This is our first time here.
B: First time.
A: But we are also old friends with you.
B: What?
A: Because we are often seen on TV.
B: People often watch our programs.
A: I just haven’t seen him face to face.
B: There is no such opportunity.
A: So everyone is very interested and wants to get a ticket to take a look.
3. A: Crosstalk is a language art.
B: That’s right.
A: Language art is language art.
B: What?
A: He is not a language scientist.
B: What do you mean?
A: Regardless of the teaching language.
B: Yes, just for fun.
A: It would be great if I could manage CET-4 by listening to cross talk.
B: No such thing.
A: Then you have to take the exam yourself.
B: It is.
A: Last Saturday was the CET-4.
B: It’s the same day all over the country.
4. Mingming: Hey, Baibai, where are you going?
Bai Bai: Let’s go to the Internet cafe.
Mingming: You still go to the Internet cafe. Didn’t your father say that if you dare to go to an Internet cafe, your feet will be discounted?
Bai Bai: You just went to the Internet cafe. I just went to your house and found you not there. I thought you were in the Internet cafe. I was going to look for you there now.
Mingming: How dare I now? My dad said that if I go to an Internet cafe again, he will not recognize me as my dad?
5. A: Let me tell you, I really like "How Steel Was Tempered" now.
B: Really?
A: Really.
B: Is that book good?
A: It looks good.
B: Lend it to me after you finish reading.
A: No.
B: Why?
A: The book belongs to Teacher Li. If you want to see it, I will teach you a way.
B: What solution?
A (mysteriously): Next time, Mr. Li comes to your class, you will read martial arts novels.
B: Hi.