1. No one can grieve for me. I can only learn to be cruel by myself.

2. Nongfu Spring is a little sweet, and men talk a little.

3. I can't guarantee that we will make it to the end, but I dare say that you will never leave me!

4. I'm not afraid of being looked down upon by others, but I'm afraid that I won't live up to expectations!

5. Let the storm come more violently. I sell umbrellas anyway!

6. Being a handsome person is very tiring, which I really know.

7. Love is like sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it will run away.

8, a flower and a world, a leaf and a pursuit. A song and a sigh, a lifetime for one person.

9. Success is a relative term, and it will bring you many unrelated relatives.

1. Some things don't need to be argued, but they are ostensibly obedient and secretly rebellious.

11. If you are so polite to me, I won't be polite!

12. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill. There are countless heartless people.

13. The biggest pain of eating food is that you can only watch others eat.

14. I don't have to laugh to let you know that I am ostentatious by nature.

15. I hung my head and kept silent, not being modest, but looking for bricks.

16. For the sake of a better future, what's the point of suffering now?

17, wear a mask every day, you are not afraid of prickly heat on your face.

18. Don't think I'm too heavy. Compared with your love, it's too heavy and light as a feather.

19. I don't lose my temper, but I don't lose my temper easily.

2. If you don't like it, roll. Did I hug your thigh and beg you?

21. Gently, don't want to disturb you. Unfortunately, I still met a memory that hurt me!

22. In my lost heart, it was you who pulled me out of loneliness.

23. The sun is warm and the years are quiet. How can I grow old if you don't come yet?

24. When I was a child, I was so timid that I could frighten myself to cry by putting a P!

25. I am grateful to all those who dropped the chain when I needed you most.

26. Sometimes I let go, not because I don't care, but because I don't care.

28. I want to kidnap you with Chinese medicine, but you are cute enough.

29. TMD, being handsome is useful for P. Can you use your face when swiping a card on the street?

3. The night gave me a black mouse, but I used it to play until dawn.

31. Don't always kiss up. Horses also get hemorrhoids.

32. Memories are not a sign that a person is getting old, but repeated memories are.

33. I'm sorry, but you are not even qualified to let me take revenge.

34. Let's share weal and woe. In the future, what is mine is mine, and what is yours is mine.

35. I hate the fact that you say you miss me, but you do nothing.

36. If you don't like me, you can choose to commit suicide or pretend to be blind.

37. You'd better not use your own photo for your avatar, otherwise it will be unlucky to go offline.

38. Youth waved to me, but I clung on.

39. Don't try to hit me in the back when I'm not looking.

4. When the sow goes to the tree, it is when I fall in love with her.

41. I'd like to see how beautiful you are for someone's face.

42, standing on the street of a strange city, if I smile, it's me, thinking of you.

43. I am the most honest person. Never tell a lie. Except this sentence.

44. what is lost and recovered. It will always be second-hand.

45. Once the seas dried up and the rocks crumbled, it was not enough to get together and break up.

46. In the past, we walked together, but now we go our separate ways.

47. Although you are ugly, your mobile phone is good.

48. If you don't have my sadness, don't feel my pain.

49. You are not afraid of hooligans' literacy, but you are afraid of perverts' patience.

5. If there is no future, it is good to cherish the present.

51. If you don't love, you must love, which is a kind of self-abuse; Love without love is a kind of self-harm.

52. Even if I am a street vendor, I won't work for you, an evil capitalist.

53. Whoever dares to gamble on my happiness, I will risk my life not to let him lose!

54. Compare the two fish, and the one who looks handsome is tomorrow's dish.

55. Don't always yell about who abandoned you, because no one belongs to you.

56. You get paid to muddle along at school, and you get paid to muddle along at work. So much for life.

57. Violence can't solve the problem, but it can relieve the anger.

58. Whoever says that he laughs must be laughing, but he just doesn't know what to say.

59. Black people don't eat chocolate because they are afraid of biting their hands.

6. Youth is like this. You will learn to cherish if you miss it and regret it.

61. You always make up lies, so I have to cooperate with the performance.

62, a house, a song, let me into a dream, forget my troubles.

63. Please don't take my gentle appearance as your presumptuous capital in front of me.

64, take you for yourself, this is my greatest desire.

65. After the age of dreaming, you will reach the age of loving ML.

66. If you don't expect, you won't be sad if you lose it, but you will be surprised if you get it.

67. Those who have no children cry blind, while those who have children cry red.

68. If I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner in my coffin.

69. The world is more wonderful with you and better without you!

7. Internet speed has abused me thousands of times. I treat Internet speed like first love!

71. Airplane, have you had enough trouble? Fly back quickly.

72. I don't know how to be young and frivolous. I only know that the winner is king.

73. Some benefits you got when you were young, but you have to bear these mistakes when you are old.

74. A good man is to sleep with a girl repeatedly, and once he sleeps, he will sleep all his life.

75. When you grow up, you are crazy, and you are nostalgic. This is all your own business.

76. I don't regret that I didn't meet you when I was the most youthful and beautiful.

77. If I had known it was so difficult to find a boyfriend, I would have decided to have a doll kiss.

78. I think you're talking fart, and it's over.

79. Draw a heart in situ to commemorate the dead love.

8. Teacher, if you ignore the bell again, we will ignore the bell.

81. Don't worry about my sense of security. You think I'm specialized in antivirus software.

82. Weather is not as good as geographical location, geographical location is not as good as human harmony, and human harmony is not as good as money.

83. Please stop being infatuated with me. My sister-in-law can't spare me.

84. A real warrior dares to face up to beautiful girls and face up to bleak singles.

85. Some people say that I am not handsome. I feel bad and feel sorry for him. I went blind at a young age.

86. Uh-huh, I wish you a 7-space next life.

87. I never came here at your peak, and I won't leave you at your trough.

88. The subscriber you called is still in the toilet. Please bring him toilet paper later!

89. Please don't say "hold your son's hand and grow old with your son" because I want to have black hair.

9. Even if you are already taken, I will substitute flowers for trees.

91. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks like a lot, but it is not enough to use it.

92. Love is like an hourglass. When the heart is full, the brain is empty!

93. Future son, tell me your father's direction.

94. Only if you hate me will we have the reason to be strangers.

95. You are a bitch to me, but what are you, a bitch?

96. China, why didn't you take your face to study bulletproof vests?

97. Forgive me for holding money. running all the way only wants to eat.

98. I have experienced some things and some people, and I gradually learned to pretend.

99, nutrition fast line, a bottle of breakfast, distressed all morning.

1. In a meeting, the manager usually tells smokers to strangle! About funny pretending sentences

1. Fuck, I haven't seen you for days. Your pretending skills are getting more and more mature.

2. Brother, I have nothing against you. Why do you pretend to be forced in front of me?

3. If you pretend to be forced today, your family will be silenced in the future.

4. Pretending to be forced is a career, and you can't give it up easily.

5. When you miss pretending, you also miss your life.

6. I have been practicing for 1, years, but my ability to pretend to be forced is still less than 1% of yours.

7, well-forced, mixed society; If you don't pretend well, it's hard to live everywhere.

8. Sit down and have a rest. You've been pretending all day. Don't you feel tired?

9. Brother, please think carefully about the consequences before pretending.

1. I grew up in pain, and I moved forward in loneliness just to avenge my pretence.

11, don't pretend to be forced, it will kill people.

12. If you pretend to be forced again, I will call the police.

13. Now even the underworld is looking for people who pretend to be forced every day.

14. Don't pretend to be forced easily. Pretending is a lifetime.

15. Brother, you'd better tell me before you pretend to be forced.

16. I thought we agreed not to pretend to be forced. Why don't you live up to expectations?

17. Think about your family and friends. Have you considered their feelings when you pretend to be so forced?

18. I haven't seen you for years. You've been pretending to be perfect.

19. I pretended to be forced for three years just to get a chance to be praised.

2. The FBI of the United States has issued a red wanted order to hunt down the pretenders all over the world.

used to force

1. People are parallel imports, but their hearts are licensed.

2. I only borrow your life for one night.

3. If you dream, anything is possible.

4. One misstep makes a romantic figure.

5. Don't ask me who I am, please mate with me.

6. You look really creative and have the courage to live!

7. Say what you can and do what you said.

8. it's not that I don't look back, it's that the rate of turning back is too high.

9. Up to now, the earth is still under my feet.

1. Everything is going up in price, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

11. No matter how awesome you are, why can't Baidu search for you?

12. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

13. Missing after breaking up is not missing, but being mean.

14. Pretending to be forced is only an instant, and shameless is eternal.

15. Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away.

16. Money makes women, and you make me.

17. Bad guys need strength, while scum need taste more.

18. Your smile is brighter than that shit in the sun!

19. You play with your customization and I play with my formatting.

2. Tell me, do you want to die or don't want to live?

21. If people are bored, they can play with nose bubbles.

22. Youth is running wildly and then falling down beautifully.

23. whoever delays me for a while, I will make him regret it all his life.

24. You can watch my world, but you can't speak.

25. Your cerebellum is so developed that it takes up all the space in your brain.

26. The insurance company can't guarantee that you will always accompany me.

27. Just because I don't ask for anything doesn't mean I don't care.

28, if two people are in a long time, it is also a romantic thing to stare at each other.

29. You look like most people's first-generation ID cards.

3. God is fair because he is unfair to everyone.

31. The thoughts piled up in my heart suddenly choked me.

32, the real pack to force, dare to face their own face without thickness

33, alas! What happened to you outside the body? I just took it off halfway!

34. We are all farsighted, which blurs our nearest happiness.

35, you come, I believe you won't go; Go, I'll pretend you never came.

36. Nothing is lost. The only thing stronger than you is to love more than you.

37. Even if you want to cry again, you should say with a smile: Fuck you!

38. Spit is used for counting money, not for reasoning.

39. No matter how beautiful you are, you can't stand forgetting, and no matter how sad you are, you can't stand time.

4. Under any circumstances, you can't play with others, and those who play will be played by others.

41. Don't think that just because you are tanned can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

42. Tears are a gift you mailed me, and the address is not very happy.

43. Those who said they would never part have already scattered all over the world.

44. Everyone is original when he is born, but when he grows up, he becomes a fake.

45. If fate grabs you by the throat, you scratch it.

46. Many things are between "not saying that you are wronged" and "saying that you are melodramatic".

47. My parents have raised me as a princess for several years, not waiting for you to scold me now.

48. Many former people will become unrecognizable, so please keep your memories.

49. No matter how awesome Einstein is, he can't sing my favorite Love Business.

5. Don't be too greedy. How can you spend so much money on LV!

51. Raise your head, laugh, lower your head and shed tears. Nobody knows, I don't care.

52. It is better to spend a night on your lover's shoulder than to search for a thousand years in the world.

53. If my life is a movie, you are the advertisement that pops up.

54. I don't know if there is any dog that will want your shit.

55. The so-called surprise is that the rabbit you are waiting for comes, followed by the wolf.

56. Sometimes, the more you hide your feelings about a person, the deeper you get into it.

57. You chased me naked.