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The essay performed by five people takes recruitment as the proposition, and the shorter the better.
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Dragon and Eight Branches

-------------------. I can't help it. If I want to go abroad, I have to take an exam. (Sit down)

Duan Yu: Everyone says I am very healthy. Look left, like Emil Wakin Chau; Look right, like Ekin Cheng; Look, like Dicky Cheung; Looking down, it looks like Gao Cangjian. Handsome, I can't help it. My father is the south king of Dali Town!

Qiao Feng: What book? (grabbing a virtual book) Virtual: Come here! Bring it here ...

Joe: What a stupid book! Xu: Broken books? I had a hard time finding out!

Joe: huh? Classmate, are you also from the Department of Mathematics and Science of * * University? Xu: Yes.

Joe: Happy meeting! I'm Qiao Feng, a tough guy in Class 9 of the Department of Mathematics and Science!

Xu: I'm Xu Zhu of Class Seven!

paragraph: two brothers, two brothers, please be worshipped by my younger brother. (Joe, Xu: You too? ) right! I'm Duan Yu, a handsome boy from Class Five! Happy meeting ...

Joe: Two! It's a long way to take the TOEFL test, and the future is difficult. It's rare that the three of us are so predestined friends. I think it's better for us to become brothers and have a care in the future!

paragraph: ok! Then you are the eldest brother, the second brother, and I am the third brother (all right)

Xu: Life is like this, what can you ask for? From then on, I will never be lonely on the long road to college.

Joe: Good brothers, let's go for a drink! (take a walk …)

Xu: Oh ~ ~ ~ I can't! New Oriental is too far from the pub.

paragraph: nothing, nothing, I have coke here. Joe: Dude, how thoughtful of you! ) Big Brother, drink first! (ok)

Joe: come on, second brother. (Give Duan after drinking) Third brother drinks! (Duan is about to drink, and Wang's tomb goes on stage)

Wang: Cousin, how far is it here? Why do you have to come here?

Mu: I want to be prosperous in Mu Rongfu, and it is my lifelong dream to go abroad. I want to go abroad, I want to go abroad, I want to go abroad! ! (two people do it)

Off-site: Today, we have invited a famous foreign teacher from * * University, and the book written by him has been translated into 372 languages and published.

foreign teacher (on stage): HELLO! It's really lively with so many people! Look at how handsome these big girls and boys are! Old man, I am so happy to see the psychology!

I thought you were a foreign teacher. How can you speak Chinese so well and still have a taste?

Foreigner: Well … this … foreign teacher, a teacher from other places, referred to as foreign teacher for short. Next, let's call the roll, Qiao Feng (here! ) virtual bamboo (here! ) Duan Yu, Duan Yu! Has Duan Yu come yet? (received! ) Wang Yuyan (to) Mu Rongfu (to! ) well, let's begin our class. I'll write the main contents of this class on the blackboard first.

paragraph: classmate, classmate, how do you pronounce this word? W: I don't know. ) You don't know? Then let me read it to you! (Mu: What level! ) Do you dare to compare with me? (Mu: Compare! )

F: A! Good a, good a! Old man, I like watching games best. Come on, I'll be your referee (handing out papers). Okay, ready ~ go! ! At this time, I would like to introduce the contents of the exam to you. As long as the exam is word translation, the contents mainly include: the magical power of the North Ghost, the Excalibur of Six Veins, the micro-step of scales and waves, and the eighteen palms of the dragon. Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock! (Receiving the paper, watching) Ok, let's announce the result of the game. The score, N-, the winner, Mu Rongfu! (Mu stands up and waves) Ok, class, that's all for today. Class is over (step down) < P > Joe, Xu: It's really dark! ? Class is over so soon?

Wang: Cousin, you are amazing! (Wang, Mu steps down, Duan lies prone on the table, and Joe and Xu comfort him)

Act II (Outside the Ten Apartment)

(A card on the stage reads: Ten Apartment. Sitting next to him is a building manager knitting a sweater. Joe:

Joe: Third brother, brother will help you call Miss Wang down later. (paragraph: I … I …) (Xu: Let's go! ) it's okay, eldest brother has a unique skill. Who doesn't know that beauty loves heroes since ancient times? Later, you will invite Miss Wang to the canteen for dinner. Your second brother and I will dress up as robbers. When the time comes, you will knock us down. I don't believe that she will not be dumped by your heroism. At that time, throw herself at you. It's all yours! How's it going? Let's go ............................................................................................................................................................................ I see, second brother, you go first and I'll cover you from behind! Go! (Virtual cat bent in and was slapped by the building manager) (Virtual: Alas! )

building manager: you want to enter building 1 just like this? Tell you, don't say it's a boy, it's a male mosquito, and you don't want to fly in from here! (Sit back and continue knitting)

Joe: Is this ... is this the legendary sister and girl of Building No.1? Second brother, you have suffered!

paragraph: this note hasn't arrived yet! What should I do?

Joe: don't worry, you can't storm the tenth building! We have to find a way to outsmart them. Let me see ... got it! Brother, I participated in a mechanical competition and made a stair climbing robot. Wangcai, Wangcai! (On the dog) Come on, GPRS global positioning system, coordinates: Building 1, 226, ready, GO! All right, brothers, let's go back and wait for the good news! (three people go down, and the other side goes up)

Wang: Yi? What is this thing? (Take the letter from Wang Cai's mouth, look)

Narrator: (paragraph reading) Since I first saw you, I have been fascinated by you, ah! My angel, if you like, only at 9 pm on the fifth bench on the main road, I will be there, waiting for you stupidly. -Handsome Duan Yu.

Wang: What the hell? It's nothing new (leaving the letter on the building manager). This puppy is quite cute. I'll stay. Let's go (end)

Building: (finding the letter) Yi? What is this? (reading the letter, intoxicated) It turns out that there has always been a passionate person who has a crush on me (intoxicated). Anyway, if you are free tonight, go and meet him! (bottom)

The third act (the main road of the school)

(Duan is sitting on a bench and the building is walking slowly on one side of the platform)

Duan: Classmate, this is taken. (Cleaning the chair, talking to himself) The historic moment is coming. What should I say? Alas, the elective course of this semester-Appreciation of China's Modern Love Letters was not selected again. (Paused for a moment) You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the cabbage, I am the bitter gourd, you are the beauty, I am not afraid, you are the dinosaur, I commit suicide. I'm so handsome ... (the building approaches) Well ... Well ... you're here. Have you eaten? Eat a little more after eating (I really can't eat any more). Is it full? Duan Lang, you are so funny! )YEAH! She praised me for being funny! ... in fact, every time I walk downstairs from the tenth apartment, I don't think of you. I look at you from the window countless times (really? I'm at the entrance of the building) (Duan takes out the roses and gives them to the building) Let's enjoy this beautiful moonlight! (Hmm)

(At this moment, Wang Hemu walked across the stage)

Paragraph: Oh, my God! (Lou: What's the matter? ) oh …I'an sorry, I remember, our building is going to lose power soon, and my computer is still on! I'll find you another day! Bye-bye ...

Lou: Don't ... Don't go! ..... he seems a little embarrassed, but it doesn't matter, there will be another time ...

Act IV (canteen)

(Qiao Xu goes on stage, posing as a robber with a scarf and holding a knife)

Xu: Big brother, I haven't done this before, and now I'm a little shivering ...

Joe: Nothing, just do what big brother does, and I'll be born again. Go, go, go ... (Wang, Mu goes on stage)

Xu: Stop! Hit, hit, hit, hit (robbery! ) yes, robbery!

Mu: I despise you robbers the most. You have no technical content at all.

Joe: Cut the crap! I opened this road; I planted this tree. If you want to go to the canteen, leave your meal card! If you dare to say no, hum! (Broken knife) Just ask this knife.

Mu: (Wang: Cousin, what can I do?) You say, if my face is broken, how can I go abroad? Heroes don't eat the immediate loss (take out the card and give it to Joe) to you! We can go there now!

Xu: wait a minute. Brother, I I want to rob an ……IC IP IQ card. Tell me all the passwords.

Wang: what ... what are you doing? !

Xu: what? Bring ... bring the bag! Hurry up! (grab the bag).

(Duan goes on stage) Duan: bold thief! Security service! Ha! (posing)

Joe: Then … Let's run! (Throw the bag to Duan and run down with Xu. Mu sighs, too)

Paragraph: Miss Wang, you are frightened. Why don't you go to the school hospital?

Wang: (tugging at the bag) Give me the bag, give it to me! (get the bag back and end up)

paragraph: girl, girl …YEAH! (Qiao Xu goes on stage) She talked to me

Joe: Really? What did she say?

paragraph: she said, give me the bag.

Joe: hi! I've been busy for a long time in vain. It seems that this trick won't work. Otherwise, let's do this (the three of us are immersed in discussion)

Act V (canteen)

(Wang, Mu goes on stage)

Wang: Cousin, you scared me just now, but why do you think there are even robbers in the school? It seems a little strange, doesn't it

mu: don't be afraid, I have a cousin! I'll buy you a meal ... My meal card was taken by a robber. Where's your card?

Wang: (touching his pocket). I may have left mine in the dormitory. Wait for me to get it. (2)

(Qiao Xu goes on stage and plays the girl)

Xu: Big Brother, can we still play the girl like this?

Joe: I think it's not bad! I'm saying, there are many girls in our canteen. Nao Nao, look, what kind of ones are there? Go (two people go to Mu's side)

Xu: Ah! Sister Zhu, I'm not dreaming!

Joe: definitely not!

Mu: Why do these two people look so familiar? And you are?

Joe: Oh, we are your admirers.

Xu: We have even heard your English speech!

mu: oh! Admirers! Um ... English speech? I've never given an English speech before!

Xu: I wonder if Mu Rongfu could give me your autograph?

mu: Ofcourse, sign your English name! (autographing virtual hand)

Joe: Hehe, he also has an English name! F-O-O-L, it's a fool.

Xu: Thank you. Can you take another picture with me? (Mu: OK)

Joe: Come on, I'll take your picture. Come closer. Okay, let's take another picture ...

(Wang went on stage and found Mu with other' girls' and slapped Mu)

Wang: I misjudged you. I didn't expect you to be such a person.

Mu: Cousin, let me explain ...

Wang: You can even look like this!

Mu: Cousin … Cousin … (Qiao Xu pulls him down, Wang cries, Duan goes on stage)

Duan: Miss Wang? I wonder why Miss Wang is so sad?

Wang: I thought my cousin had failed me.

paragraph: Miss Wang doesn't have to be sad. As the saying goes, there are no handsome guys in the world, so why do you have a crush on a flower?

Wang: But we grew up together, went to school together, and entered the university together.

paragraph: in fact, your cousin is not the only one who is sincere to Miss Wang in the world.

Wang: you mean, you?

(Qiao Xu holds a headscarf)

Joe: Third brother! It's done! We took care of Mu Rongfu!

Wang: what? You two? This scarf? (Joe: This isn't mine) You played both the robber and the woman!

paragraph: miss Wang, listen to me, listen to me!

Wang: Needless to say, you are all liars. (Listen to me! ) Needless to say! (Wang goes off the stage)

Paragraph: Miss Wang! Miss Wang ...... Miss Wang ~ ~

Scene 6 (Apartment 1)

(The building manager is still knitting, and Wang is standing behind her) [Music: Shui Mu Nianhua < Life with You >]

(Stage)

Paragraph: Miss Wang, can you go downstairs and listen to my true confession? [Sound Effect: Breaking the glass] It's very kind of Miss Wang. Did you give me the glass basin?

Wang: Go, I don't want to see you again, you hypocrite.

paragraph: listen to me, miss Wang. In fact, my elder brother and second brother just want to help me. Who knows that stealing chickens can't be eaten? Oh, no, no, no, I mean self-defeating.

Wang: You are all liars, liars!

paragraph: my sincerity to miss Wang can be learned every day. God, if you are moved by the true feelings, please let it rain cats and dogs now! [Sound Effect: Rain, Thunder] No way, so powerful?

Wang: Really!

building manager: (moved to tears) I looked at Building No.1, and after so many years, today is the most touching, and I can't even do it. Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ (running down)

paragraph: Miss Wang, if you can't believe me anyway, I have to leave Building 1, which is sad. Before I leave, I want to send you a song to express my heart. (Singing "I have you all my life", Joe and Xu went on stage to sing with him)

(Wang went downstairs, and Duan three stopped singing [the music stopped ])

Duan: Miss Wang, you?

Wang: It was your singing that moved me, and you helped me to see my cousin's true face. Let's just ... make it!

paragraph: that's good! Let's go to eat!

Wang: ok! But my meal card was taken away by my cousin.

Duan: It's all right. I have that boy Mu Rongfu's meal card!

Wang: huh? Duan Lang, you are amazing!

paragraph: (bowing) Miss Wang is flattering me. (two people walk down)

Xu: Let's go to dinner, too.

Joe: You still eat. Let's go. What are you eating? (under two people)

The whole play is over! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

2.

exam madness

Characters: Xiao Ai, Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling, five teachers

Scene: classroom

Content:

Xiao Ling is sleeping at her desk.

Xiao Ai has lost a book beside her. Go out.

Xiao Wu came in and sat in Xiao Ai's position.

Xiao Ai (coming in): Oh, man, it's really puzzling. Are you kidding? Can't you see, I've already taken this seat!

Xiao Wu: Ding is Ding, Mao is Mao. Actually, I took it earlier than you!

Xiao Ai: I came early in the morning. Why didn't I see you?

Wu: I took it last night.

Xiao Ai: The last row is my patent! For it, I got up early every day, robbed my head, and my blood flowed. I can't lose this position!

Xiao Wu: The last row is my pride, and this place is unique in its geomantic treasures. If you want to drive me away from here (little moxa:-why? ) I advise you to pull it down early!

Xiaoling wakes up: What's the noise? It's a waste of youth to quarrel in such a sacred classroom early in the morning! Do you know what political mistakes you made? Huh?

Xiao Ai: I don't know.

Xiaoling: As a youth league member, we should establish * * * productism.