1. I work in the workshop, mainly as a handyman. Everyone says I have a lot of wasted work.

2, give you a pole that knows how to climb, and give you steps that you don't know!

3. Men are like the dishes in the campus canteen: although they are not delicious, they will be gone if they go late.

4. There is a kind of expectation to wait for takeout, and there is a kind of dependence called screwing the bottle cap.

5, weak water 3,000, first take a gourd ladle to quench your thirst.

6. There is a kind of love called Gao Fushuai and a kind of injury called ugliness.

7. Pisces and Cancer will have a special tacit understanding, because they are both seafood.

8. There is a kind of elimination called feeling good shanzhai, and there is a kind of failure called a little surprise.

9. These days, there is no love that never breaks up, only when the hand doesn't hurt.

10, take the child by the hand and drag it away. If the child doesn't leave, he will faint. Keep dragging.

1 1. I am really comfortable that people who don't like me can add to your heart.

12, why are you sleepy when reading? Because books are where dreams begin.

13, I recently read an unforgettable book and benefited a lot. I forgot the title and content.

14, alas, how I want to live for hundreds of years and watch the news broadcast finale.

15, women are ugly because they have too much meat on their chests.

16, the crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man still dismissed me.

17, the equation of love and the equation of tears are not comparable to the mathematical equation.

18, the most boring, turn on the computer, press the phone, chew snacks and watch TV.

19, left-handed lighter, right-handed textbook, where there is no point, very easy.

20. Friends are like RMB, which is true and false.

2 1, the river flows eastward and the stars in the sky follow me.

22. If you don't like me, you can choose to commit suicide or pretend to be blind.

23. Meeting a card can make you happy for a while, and it can also make you regret for a while ~

24. Eating food is praying: "Let me eat all the delicious food in the world, but I won't gain weight."

25. Miyoshi students. Our goal, our efforts: delicious, fun and good sleep.

26. If you can afford everything, you should have a throwing attitude.

27. Breaking your word will help you lose weight, as long as it's not swearing.

28. Half of a month's salary is used for eating and half for losing weight.

29, life is a buffet, you don't take the initiative to take food, you can't eat anything.

30. I won't do anything I regret. I only do things that you regret.

3 1, there are things you can do and things you can't do, such as going to bed early and getting up early.

32. In fact, TV and beauty are the same: you watch it every day, and people sleep every day.

Don't spoil the word youth, you are already in early autumn.

34, to entertain the public as their own responsibility, to be entertained by the public as their lifelong goal.

35. You have a "personality": "You are not tall, but your personality is still so bad".

36, weighing only 100, neither flat chest nor short.

37. The driving school coach's words: "When driving on the road, you must keep your eyes open and listen to all directions! In this way, you will find many beautiful women! "

38. If someone asks you to be his girlfriend and wants to see the stars, he doesn't have to look at the sky, just look at your face.

39. In the evening, the students hung the Kongming Lantern, which read: The term is over, and as a result ... it was hung high on the tree. ...

40. Wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find shoes nor find their way.

4 1, why doesn't the country study bulletproof vests with your face?

42. You can't get in if the fat man is not stuck in a dead end.

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