1. The most boring thing in the world is the self-righteous sense of humor of boring women!
Before working with him, I thought he was the most handsome, charming and talented man in the world, but ...
3. Yo yo yo. You know such a good man!
Forget about going back to the grass, it's over!
He said it wasn't my fault, why should I break up willingly!
6. Nice: A lady like me has the cheek to come to you. There must be some reason. As an editor, don't you even have this imagination? Sang-woo: If you know my imagination of you, let's see if you dare to pretend to be familiar with me here: you cooked for me, and we should be familiar with each other.
7. I hate being stupid, and I expect such a man to save my love!
I want to be a bachelor. From now on, I will never run away from marriage or fall in love again in my life!
9. Raccoons are exhausted to learn from badgers!
10. You are sick. Whoever is sick, you are sick.
1 1. Whoever he is, he must be as troublesome as you!
12. I don't care what method you use, you must catch that boy!
13. Some people are positive, others are negative, so some people are destined to meet.
14. The inevitability of accident!
Introduction:
Eight single men and women live in a single apartment under the condition of being single. In this apartment, love is forbidden and singleness is advocated. Once anyone breaks the rules, they will be excluded from the single apartment. The story goes to the overall setting, incorporating a lot of reality show elements, and there is a trend of realistic version of Hunger Games. At the same time, although there are a group of seemingly ordinary single aristocrats in the play, each of them has an unknown secret behind them. Rich second generation cartoonists, frustrated female illustrators, undercover single apartment policemen and a series of characters with different personalities staged wonderful stories.
Classic lines of meteor shower
1, paragraph: "This classmate, you are very embarrassed!"
Murong Haiyun: "So what?"
Shangguan: "Still dragging English? I hate it when people speak English to me! "
2. Murong Haiyun: "OhmyGod!"
Principal: "What are you talking about? I am your God here! "
3. Principal: (opposite paragraph) "Don't look at me so glumly."
4. Shangguan Ruiqian: "I will give you three seconds to apologize for my shoes!"
Murong Haiyun: (stomping Shangguan Ruiqian's expensive shoes that vomited blood) "My shoes apologize to your shoes like this!"
5. "My name is Li from Bruce Lee, and the dragon is the dragon from Bruce Lee. At this moment, you don't think I'm seducing you ... "
(Four people come up and start beating up Li Long) Shangguan Ruiqian: "It's still Bruce Lee."
Ye Shuo: "I'm still Ip Man!"
6. Murong Haiyun: She is like a fly. She revolves around you every day. She doesn't bite you, she bothers you!
Shangguan Ruiqian: "We will jump on the count of three! Three! "
8. Chu Xun Yu: "First, I am very angry now; Second, my name is Chu Xun Yu. Third, if you let me play this boring game again, I will make you really pig heads; Fourth, I am not brain-dead! " Murong Haiyun: "First of all, your anger is written on your face. Second, hello is just a form of address." Third, this boring game will make you angry. The above three points fully prove that you are an idiot. "
9. paragraph: "this classmate, it seems that you are not brain-dead! I count to three. "
10, (Murong Haiyun falls down when stepping on the stairs) Xu Lili: "Hey ... be careful!"
Murong Haiyun: "What do you know? This is called not taking the usual road! "
1 1, (Everyone laughs that Xun Yu is a hippo) Ye Shuo: "Hippo!"
Murong Haiyun: "Goodbye! Hippo! "
Shangguan: "Hippo ... Haha!"
Duanmu: "River ... don't care too much about them."
12, Chu handed the washed vest to Yunhai ... Murong Haiyun: (happily asking the rain nettle) "Did you wash this dress yourself? This is the most touching gift I have ever received! " Chu Xun Yu: (dazed for a long time) "I washed this with a washing machine."
13, Chu Xun Yu: "I don't care about you because you are disabled." Hai Yun: "I don't care about you, because you are brain-dead!" " "
14, Gu Lan: "Dressed like this, you are not a bad person but also a brain-broken person!"
15, (a turtle is stuck behind Chu) Murong: "Long life is a blessing! Sister turtle thirteen! "
16, paragraph: "Run if you want to cry, and turn your tears into sweat and evaporate."
17, Shangguan Ruiqian: "Hey, I want to say three words to you."
Chu Xun Yu: "What are you doing?"
Shangguan: "It was you. You are unlucky to meet me today, Chu Xun Yu, because I want to say three words to you today, and I want to say it ten times. "
Chu Xun Yu: "I know, you are a pig."
Shangguan: "Yes. I just want to tell you that you are a pig. "
18, Murong Yunduo: "There is a kind of love called touching."
19, Ye Shuo: "It's over, the storm is coming."
Shangguan was confused: "Where is it going to rain? Where? "
Ye Shuo finally unbearable, pushed the law.
20. Murong Haiyun: "When you face Chu Xun Yu, apologizing is the hardest thing in the world."
2 1, Shangguan Ruiqian: "Someone finally found a beautiful excuse for my playboy."
22. Shangguan Ruiqian: "My dad said that cash is king these days, and I don't want the financial crisis to affect the flowers of the motherland." Ye Shuo: "As far as you are concerned, you are dead!" "
23. Ye Shuo: "If you need it, my shoulders can hold you indefinitely; Although it is not very generous, it can at least let you have a good rest. "
Shangguan Ruiqian: "What do you like about me?"
Lisa: "I like you-leave me alone."
25. Shangguan Ruiqian: "Xiaoyu, you are a good girl. If you want to get married, don't marry anyone else-let alone me. "
Walking together is fate, and walking together is happiness.
1, there is nothing you can't do in this world. When you lose all your dependence, you will naturally know everything.
2, there is a city in my heart, and living in the city hurts. What you can't forget is the memory, and what you continue is life. There are many people coming and going around, and there is always one place that has not changed.
Never forget your original motivation. If it is a decline, it means that you are about to go out. Don't forget your active attitude, so as to achieve your ultimate goal!
4. It is not because of difficulties that we are afraid; But because we are afraid, things become difficult.
In fact, you can really like everything you like slowly. No one will beat you at your pace.
6. The best thing I have ever done is to stick to being with you as always.
7. I thought you loved me very much. I love you very much, but suddenly I find that we just love ourselves deeply.
8, heart, if there is no place to live, everywhere is wandering. Cluster hair
9. When you want to give up, some people firmly believe that there is hope for progress. People who go farther than you are not smarter than you, but walk a little more every day. Persistence is the most powerful force.
10, true love should be cherished, no one and who are born together, life is not long, how lucky you are to meet the person you love, why not hold her hand.
1 1. When we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship. But I finally understand that it is actually a lifetime.
12, the malice of honest people, like the gravel in rice or the unclean thorns in bone fragments, will give people an unexpected pain. Qian Zhongshu's Fortress Besieged
13, the so-called fate, that is to say, this secular drama needs all kinds of roles, and you can only be one of them, and you can't change it at will.
14, ever-changing is a human heart, and fate remains the same.
15, don't pretend to be yourself, you deserve to be isolated.
16, you are not me. You don't know how much I care about you, and I don't know how afraid I am of losing you one day.
17, arguing a right and wrong, it is better to watch for a while. Take a look at the chaos, it is better to be quiet.
18, the ever-changing is the human heart, and the fate remains the same. dugout canoe
19, we are all fooling around like children because of dependence; Politeness is because of strangeness; Take the initiative because you care; I don't contact because I feel redundant.
20. Walking together is fate, and walking together is happiness.
Bian Xiao: This movie is so kind that people who missed it can always meet again. Bian Xiao: Love and trust, hatred and suspicion are uncontrollable. Bian Xiao: Even though I am a heartthrob, I am still fascinated by you: 123.
Sisters are together Let's say good sisters together.
1,-It is better to love men than sisters.
2, sisters walk together, whoever betrays first is the dog.
3, girlfriends, we say that sisters are bigger than the sky//.
I like triangles. Do you know why? Because triangles are the most stable figures in the world, just like us, they are good sisters.
5, you are more beautiful than flowers, because your beauty is full of vitality; You are brighter than the sun, because your youth is full of passion; It's girls' day. I deeply bless you. May you be invincible in youth and infinite in beauty. Happy girls' day!
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7. Girlfriends are two bodies and one soul.
8. Sister, it is my greatest honor to have you!
9. Sisters, it is enough to have you with me this winter.
10, I think most girls are fetishists. During our time together, we should get to know each other's favorite colors and things in some way. It's funny to think about it. When we were teenagers, we started talking about our dream wedding. At the seaside or in the church, to be determined. Wear white gauze or red cheongsam, to be determined. Spring, summer, autumn or winter, to be determined. The only thing in the air is, bridesmaid, you.
1 1, Hei, do you know that my family rules can be signed by special sisters?
12, birds of a feather flock together, yes, we are really more and more alike. Did you find out? Thank you for letting me speak freely, for sharing my joys and sorrows, and for making me believe that friendship can last forever. In different cities and even different countries, we often forget to contact. But you know, we all have each other in our hearts.
13, there is only one you in the world, how can I not cherish it? The best girlfriend is that you have nothing to hide and trust each other. She loves you to death. When you need help or want to talk to someone, come to me and I will help you! When you want to cry, find me and I will give you a shoulder!
14, move my sister, push it all down.
15, listen to Vae-girl friends thinks of my crazy bitches.
16, just a few sisters, no more friends. . .
17, whoever breaks my sister's wings will ruin his whole heaven.
18, every woman has a girlfriend who laughs like a ghost.
19, I collected so many sisters' headshots that I realized I didn't need them at all.
20. We can't be born together, but we can hurt each other for life.
2 1, men are full of shit. It's those women who can stay with me all the time. It's my God.
22. A sister is someone who has known you for many years and you don't even remember yourself.
23. The best girlfriend is that you have nothing to hide and trust each other. She loves you to death. Best relationship
24. The coat we wore together in those years.
25. Xiao Qiang can't be killed, but sisters can't be scattered.
26, sister .. you win, I will accompany you to the world; You lost, I will accompany you to make a comeback!
27,-A sister is bigger than the sky, where there is a sister, there is warmth, and there is a sister who is bigger than the sky. -
28. A best friend means that the more you indulge her, the more she pushes her luck, but your relationship is still so good. We can quarrel, but we can't affect the relationship, whether it's friendship or love. Thanks to those who accompany me. Having you is my greatest happiness. 4, girlfriends will be jealous like lovers, even ...
29. Sisters are everything, and girlfriends are bigger than the sky. 2. Next life, next life, next life, sisters, stay together and never give up! Real friends are not together with endless topics, but together, even if they don't talk, they won't feel embarrassed. 4, girlfriends girlfriends, you have to accompany me to the old age. ...
30. Too many friendships that were once complacent and vowed to cherish have been lost to the decay of time and long-standing self-righteousness.
3 1, thanks to all the brothers and sisters who belonged to this group from the beginning; Thank you for your tolerance, care, patience and love; Because everyone has their own temper, ideas and practices; But in fact, we are all the same, all to prove the value of personal life.
32. Sisters are still here and will never part. 2, sometimes happiness is so simple, just because you are around! My dear friends. 3, girlfriends, you have to laugh together, be crazy together, make trouble together, and explode together! 4, girlfriends, not just screaming. 5. I'm not gay ...
33. When you are sad and crying, hold you by your side and say it doesn't matter. You can cry more unscrupulously, shed tears unscrupulously, and then sleep in her arms.
If you touch a finger of your brother or sister, I will ruin his whole heaven.
35. If you regard your friends' friendship as dirt, why do you need friends?
36. Hey, it's good for sisters to rob men recently.
37. Before you want to eat cookies, put your hand on your stomach and feel the presence of fat.
38. I like telling you what I think, and you like telling me what you think.
39. If anyone breaks my sister's wings, I will ruin his paradise.
40, a sister is bigger than the sky. Sister. Is a lifetime.
4 1, if you touch my sister, knock it all down.
42. One elder sister is bigger than the sky. Cosmic sisters.
43, noisy, can't leave, just call a girlfriend.
44. Play, quarrel, laugh, stay together and hug deeply. Are the deepest connection at the beginning of life, nourishing the long road of human growth in the future.
45. In fact, you have always been my sister, but time has made us unable to see clearly. This world.
Sisters, let's live and die together and break out of our world.
47. On Tanabata, my sister and brother shouted together.
48. There are always a few crazy people who are friends I can never abandon.
49. There is a kind of love, which can not be perfect together, but can only be engraved in the bottom of my heart.
50. Losing weight is for a better life. If you lose the fun of life because of losing weight, you might as well give up.
5 1, you dragged me away from a snowstorm of love, and I carried you back from a broken dream.
52. The person you love most, you should accompany me to the old age, good sister! ! !
53. Sisters love each other as much as possible.
54. Whoever wants to break my sister's wings will ruin his whole heaven, []
55. We won't get married after our girlfriend. I support you.
56. The so-called sister is when you are sad. Pretend: don't be sad.
No matter how long we haven't seen each other, we are still the same. Bad temper, talking loudly, not paying attention to appearance. However, I always laugh so happily. So-called good friends are like this. No matter where they come from, they are not embarrassed, and they are very relaxed and natural. I love you deeply and your tears wet my heart. Really, I remember a person who loved you deeply.
58. The sisterhood is deep, the SMS blessing is true, and Qian Shan is in constant love, always caring and caring. I wish you a good mood every day, happiness and good luck around you, great career development, health and peace, and a sweet smile.
I'm not Lin Xiao, so I don't have such a good sister as Gu Li.
60. Happiness can only be truly understood if we are always good sisters.
6 1, I will cherish those friendships at the moment, because I believe that we only have this life, and there is no afterlife. I met you not because of coincidence, but because of fate. As rich and brilliant as a crown, it can't compare with our sincere friendship. 4. People really need several such friends in their life, who trust and depend on each other. ...
62. I swear I won't rob my sister of anything except food!
63. You don't call each other's names when you meet. It's not disrespectful, but it's not necessary to be too familiar. You said you would rush to call me as soon as you saw me. There is no need to call me. Every time I am physically and mentally exhausted, I always have a lot to say to you. I want to complain to you. I missed you, and I cried. However, seeing you, I forgot what it is like to be sad; It's always warm to have you around. Love your sunny smile and give me unlimited courage!
64. A long time ago, I didn't expect such a person to cry and laugh with me. I have been moved, quarreled, annoyed and crazy. But I never regret having such a person with me. You made me believe that I didn't feel lonely when I was the loneliest. You and I are inseparable, and even go to the bathroom together.
65. I don't expect to meet exciting love like sogou, but I just want to have a sister who will go to the end together like Guli.
66. I will never rob anything my sister likes except food.
67. What is a man? Sisters are the sky.
68. With you, I can be crazy.
69. Only sisters will not break up.
70. Good night. I love you. Say to the person you love the most, please say to the person closest to you, please say to your most tolerant sister.
7 1, girlfriends are always more important than men! 2, a sister is bigger than the sky, why not give up the whole world for you. No matter how long a good friend can't see that intimacy, he won't be alienated. Even if people all over the world say that you are not good, I am willing to be enemies with the whole world. 5. Everyone should have a best friend, and this best friend will accompany you to study and do together. ...
72. What if you don't have a lover? It hurts like a girlfriend.
73. Ask your sisters what they are doing and how long their heart beats.
74. Ask your sister how long her heartbeat is?
75. Are there any sisters like me who you think are excellent? Say thank you politely, and you will be angry.
76. We like to make noise regardless of other people's eyes. When we are not tired of playing together, we will send text messages, make phone calls and occasionally chat about other people's gossip. Let's be reckless together until the next life, okay? You see me naked, laugh at me, cry to death and comfort you. You were by my side at the worst time. What more can I ask for?
77. If you break my sister's wings, I will ruin your whole heaven, saying that my sister is bigger than the sky.
78. I treat you like a sister, but you treat me like a dog.
79. Let my thoughts fly to the sky and bring my heart to your dreams. When Sister's Day comes, gently ask: Are you as happy as before when I am away? Don't forget you care about me. Dear sister, I wish you happiness.
80. I want to have a good sister, a good sister who laughs with me and goes crazy with me *
8 1, true friends are not together with endless topics, but together, even if they don't talk, they won't feel embarrassed.
82. Friends and sisters are not synonyms. We should correctly understand the gap between these two words. .
Sister, are you ashamed? Are you qualified? Did you specifically ask me?
You are my sister, so no matter what you do, I will always accompany you.
85. I'll talk to you when I'm free. Although I will often be called sick by you, I will be very happy because I regard you as my sister.
Sister, if I were a man, I would definitely marry you.
87. If you dare to break my sister's heart, I will break yours completely.
88. It is said that meteors are responsive and I would like to stay under the stars. When a star is touched by me, it cuts through the sky and falls on your pillow with my blessing. I wish you happiness forever. I don't know what kind of blessing suits you. I only have a sincere heart. I wish you all your wishes! Trivia fragrance, drizzling love, endless hope in this rainy season, sincerely wish your dream come true.
89. Are you a special sister? You and I rob men! You guessed it! But in the end, you have nothing! Cold snow
Sister, don't forgive me. I don't care about you and comfort you when you are sad. That's because I want you to be strong I'm sorry
9 1, sister hug, talk about your heart, talk about your vicissitudes and changes.
92. Sisters are like brothers, and men are like rags.
93.- Sisters for life!
94, the desire is endless, don't let go; Life is dull, don't be tired; The body is self, don't be bad; Pleasure is limited, don't be greedy; Beauty belongs to others, don't love it; Love is self, don't be tired; Money is for consumption, don't save it; Life is rich, don't worry; Holidays are leisure, don't be busy; Noble personality, don't be mean; Feelings are pure, not dirty; Brothers and sisters are forever, don't be pale; Power is temporary, so don't specialize.
95. How many good sisters are brothers and not enemies because of the same man?
96, good sisters are good sisters, you let me, I let you, sweet together,,,
97. The so-called sister is right no matter what she does. The so-called sister likes to hurt you if she has nothing to do.
98. My love and my thoughts. Sister can't enter, it's casual to return it.
99. You said you would listen to warm songs with Russia, and don't let your vows pass by. I have a lot, and you are my greatest pride. Please give me another chance to relive the temperature of your palm. 4, we, endless friendship. A friend is a lamp, which helps me to dispel loneliness and illuminate my expectations. 6. You ...
100, she betrayed herself and us. What makes her a sister *