Don Quixote: Five Yuan was kidnapped by a criminal gang. Call the hundred-dollar bill: "Hello! Your son is here. If you don't want us to kill the ticket, you can exchange yourself for him! " The hundred-dollar bill thought for a moment and said, "tear it up, you don't even have five dollars!" " "
Big trees attract the wind: money comes arrogantly and goes impudently!
Sad beads: Three students had their hair cut on the same day. The tutor met Li: "A makeover!" See Zhang: "Turn over a new leaf!" See me: "Cow's head and horse's face!"
Wang: One morning, Wang Anshi went out and said, "I'm calling ... (the word 10000 is omitted below)." After that, he knelt down behind him and shouted: "Minister's Sofa", "Minister's Bench", "Minister's Floor", "Minister's Top" and "Minister's Top" ... Finally, several people laughed and were silent. When Zongshen saw this, he angrily hit the dragon chair and said, "Don't reply with a pure expression."
The prodigal son is clean: what makes us unhappy are trivial things. We can avoid an elephant, but we can't avoid a fly.
Nonsense: You have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be archived. You can find a proxy server. If you can't afford it, the network will assign one to you.
Fish in the water: It is not necessarily a good thing for everyone to stand on one side, such as standing on the side of the boat.
A small dimple: love will sink to the bottom. On a dull day, the most important thing is to gently shake the "water cup" filled with love.
A leaf in Lan Xin: Hating others is like burning down your house to catch a mouse. The end result is that the house is gone, but the mouse may not catch it.
Drunk Tango: Can eggs from all over the world unite to break stones? ! So be realistic. ...
Crab: There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough one is to borrow money.
Thanks to Chunhong: Sometimes, for a writer, the real reward is not the Nobel Prize, but piracy.
If you have a dream, you can toss about it: there is no road in this world, many people walk, and it is useless to have a road.
Kiss my baby: two people standing at the top and bottom of the mountain are equally insignificant in each other's eyes, although their status is different.
Fish that can't swim: God will not give you happiness, nor will he give you pain, but will only give you real life. Some people can't stand plain life and die, but they don't know that life itself is a miracle.
Green Apple: In middle school, the physics teacher gave a lecture. Triboelectricity said: We take off our sweaters in winter. Sweaters will creak and there will be lightning. But not in summer. Why? Boy in the back: Because I don't wear sweaters in summer.
Flying Dragon in the sky: The president of Coca-Cola once said: Each of us is like a clown, playing with five balls-five balls are your work, health, family, friends and soul. Only one of these five balls is made of rubber, which will rebound when falling, that is, do work-the other four balls are made of glass, which will break when falling.
Lily of Shennongjia: Yunnan people say that we are like spring in Kunming ... Shaanxi people say with a smile: we are like spring in xi 'an. ...
Angels envy the devil: female, love sweets, very fat! This woman has a hobby: she hates ants and kills them when she sees them. Ask him the old saying: this little thing loves sweets so much and his waist is so thin!
Focus interview: One always has to take a strange road, watch strange scenery and listen to strange songs. Then in a casual moment, you will find that you have really forgotten what you tried so hard to forget.