Classic lines from the mother-in-law and mother-in-law of the only child
"The mother-in-law and mother-in-law of the only child" tells the story of a group of only children born in the 1980s or 1990s, with a group of various "parents" ” and “parents’ parents” face various “elderly problems.” The play stars Tong Yao, Li Jian, Liu Yihan, Cao Zheng, Feng Huanan, etc.
1. The secret of love: You can’t live without me, and I can’t live without you. When two people get married and come together, they cannot separate their hands.
2. When two people live together, don’t care too much. Keep it simple. If you say you want to get married, get married. If you throw things, throw things. If you have children, you will have children. But there is one thing, "the hand that holds hands is For a lifetime. ”
3. Shockingly handsome, overwhelming and tragic. (Is it a compliment to be miserable?)
4. The beauty is so shocking that ghosts and gods weep, mountains collapse and the earth splits, and the sun and moon lose light.
5. Married to an only child, most of the time he lives with his mother-in-law, and the world between them becomes a family party.
6. Bai Fumei----eat for free, rich and stinky (quoting someone’s signature)
7. You chose me, the bear’s paw, and that so-and-so little crucian carp, you Just don't think about it.
8. At present, our two united fronts, don’t worry, we will not engage in class struggle.
9. Why do you always use your own interests to deny other people’s ideas?
10. I am not impulsive, I am angry.
11. If I didn’t have you as a carrot, I wouldn’t be able to succeed!
12. A woman is like a house, which needs to be painted and decorated frequently.
13. Is she also a school beauty? Let it be dried!
14. Gradual change or one step?
15. A good family man with a decent life style and standard.
16. A woman is like a book, and you are the most classic sentence in it: donkey dung and eggs are sprinkled with frost (describing a woman wearing makeup)
17. I am waiting for you Once I hit the streets, the number of people turning around was too high. I have to think about the people, and I can't let people twist their necks.
18. The old cucumber is painted green to appear tender.
19. Popular? It's almost like the flu.
20. My wife, my wife, TV is my companion when I get old.
21. This man is like a Bluetooth headset. When you are around him, he will connect and pair with you. If you are not around him, he will automatically search for other available devices.
22. A woman’s love for vanity is not a shortcoming, but a man’s inability to satisfy a woman’s love for vanity is a shortcoming.
23. If you are a nagging mother, there is always a nagging locomotive waiting for you.
24. It is better for children to feed the elderly than to be alone.
25. If love is not enough, acting will make up for it.
26. If a man cannot give you material protection, he must at least give you his wholehearted, deepest and truest love.
27. Choosing a girlfriend is like filling out the college entrance examination application. The first choice you asked me to fill in may not be suitable for me, and if it is suitable for me, I may not be able to pass the exam. The second choice is better than failing to pass the exam.
28. Fortune tellers say that if you don’t have a woman in the first half of your life, you will slowly get used to not having a woman in the second half of your life.
29. No matter how long your mother’s hand is, she can’t reach your mother-in-law’s house. You have to fight wits and courage with your mother-in-law.
30. Find a job you like so that you will be happy from 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. Find a person you like so that you will be happy from 8 p.m. to 8 a.m. of.
31. If you have no evil intentions, she will be fine even under your nose; if you have evil intentions, you can wink at her wherever she is;
32 , there is a kind of help called the more help you get, the more help you get. Help when there are difficulties, and help even when there are no difficulties.
33. Declaration of love: If you are a white-bone spirit, I am Tang Seng, and you will eat my flesh without hesitation; if you are Zhu Yingtai, I am Ma Wencai, and I am willing to be infamy for you for eternity. ; If you are Pan Jinlian, I am.
34. When we agree, we listen to the man of the house, and when we disagree, we listen to the mistress.
35. Laugh with her when she is happy, and make her laugh when she is unhappy.
36. The floor is the face of the owner. Guests will see the floor as soon as they enter the house. Hee hee, so I still have to clean more frequently.
37. Mother-in-law will always be angry with her daughter-in-law, and there will always be disputes between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. (Classic line sun) When you finally become a mother-in-law after thirty years, you can find the feeling of being a mother-in-law from your daughter-in-law.
38. The kitchen can also produce a happy man.
39. You are the wind and I am the sand; you are the leather shoes and I am the brush; you are the delicate rose and I am the preservative.
40. Every mistake has its reasons and excuses. The important thing is that people should be responsible for their own mistakes.
41. There are policies above and countermeasures below.
42. If you don’t have some personal money, it will be inconvenient to spend it.
43. Don’t take medicine even if someone is sick. (Don’t be too suspicious)
44. There is no doubt that there is no money in the world, but there is still a thousand bright flowers.
45. If you urinate at dawn, you will not be protected at night.
46. Nerves become steel bars.
47. Sharpening one’s guns in battle will only lead to dissatisfaction.
48. What is the most important thing to tame a man? Not beautiful, because men will eventually get tired of aesthetics. It's not smart, because men like to find someone who is dumber than him. As the old saying goes: a woman's lack of talent is virtue. The most important thing to tame a man is not to love him too much. Love him at most seven points, but show as much as twelve points. In this way, he will be self-righteous, but you can attack and defend.