● Independent and proud, overlooking the life under your feet, only crying for beauty.

● If you want to be young and have no regrets, young people should dare to think and do it.

● Bedding gentleman, electric blanket gentleman, warm baby gentleman, scarf gentleman, also known as the four warm men in winter.

At the beginning of life, human nature is good. If you don't do your homework, you are a hero. What should the teacher do when checking? Raise the broom and work with him.

I'm from the earth, don't give me Martian words.

● Don't tell me that my sister-in-law has a caller ID!

Life is a magic box, which is full of all kinds of flashy passing clouds.

When two ignorant children come together, they are doomed to have no happy ending.

● The biggest role of a man alive is to make his beloved woman happy!

Don't chew things that have passed, such as camels.

The so-called' believe' means' betting' that your wife believes your lies.

There are always some men who never send photos of their girlfriends online because they always want others to think they are single.

Do not regret all your life, and the world of mortals is free and unfettered.

● It is not that I am not close to women, but that women are not close to me!

● I am not a literary youth, nor can I pretend to be the literary fan you want.

You won't die if you don't smoke, but it will be worse than death.

A good man should spoil his own woman and be cold to other people's women.

I know my sister's heart has changed. What is talking about fucking love?

When you say I don't want you, you must not marry, which makes me feel guilty.

She is a perfect diamond, and I am a humble sand that goes with the wind.

● So far, I think the man who is willing to tie his wife's shoelaces is the most handsome!

● The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I read my paper and found that I am a local tyrant.

I'm not looking at the moon, it's Chang 'e!

● Sweet love signature: I am not handsome, but I have a gesture.

I have no car, no house and no money. Will you marry me?

Don't be infatuated with me, I come out to kill pigs in the middle of the night.

● Don't be infatuated with your brother, who is just a low-key sharp otaku!

● The wildflowers on the roadside are also awesome!

As a smoker, you must have three conditions: a cigarette, a lighter, and shameless charm when smoking.

Looking at our previous chat records, I have been giggling. Am I awake now, or am I stupid before?

In class, the teachers only targeted me. I want to say: handsome! Is it necessary?

● Famous flowers have their own vast soil.

I can't afford to lose when I love, not to mention I'm still young.

If I have to die, I will take darkness as my bride and hug it in my arms.

Seeing that your girlfriend is so beautiful, I've decided to be your brother.

● I dreamed that my boyfriend died and cried very sadly. I woke up to find that I didn't have a boyfriend at all, and I cried even more sadly.

I won't regret my decision, even if I put the knife rest around my neck!

Brothers are like brothers, and women are like clothes. To tell the truth, I just like to wear my brother's clothes.

Teacher, you are dead. I love Taoists.

Teacher, when you put on this cassock, you will be an old woman.

● It is also a monastery, but the difference is that you correct the road and I repair the bystander road.

I am not iced tea. I have no chance to drink another bottle.

● Wife ~ Happy birthday! Your happiness and happiness will be exclusively sponsored by me in the future!

● Men never know the pain of spending money to kill themselves, the first child.

● Live in a thatched cottage near the richest man and drive a phoenix bike. Drinking the clear spring on the side of Longhu Mountain. Don't be infatuated with me, I already have a wife.

● The most touching thing for a mature man is that my wife is wrong.

I want to be strong. God put me on the earth to make me a boss.

● Men should open a world by themselves.

I can go with you alone, even if there is no one behind me after the failure.

● The word "break up" is enough to break my heart.

● I love reading while lying down, watching TV while lying down, and playing with my mobile phone sideways, which is so capricious.

● Now I can only look forward to time to grasp, because I can't pass.

Life is too short to eat, drink and be merry. A hundred years is too long. We can't seize the day.

Beautiful boys have bad intentions.

She doesn't love my intestines, but I treat her like a life.

I like helping others, especially girls.

When I was a child, I laughed from my heart. Now it's a courtesy to laugh.

Love is like washing clothes. There was some foam at first, and finally it turned into a basin of sewage.

Don't blame me for being crazy, just because the world is too arrogant.

● Men's eyes will lie.

● Big underpants eat hot pot and sing love songs.

● Don't talk about feelings with elder brother, you are not the person I want to talk about.

● A boy doesn't need to be too good. Give up the game and just listen to you.

There are many routes in the world. Why did you choose this? Maybe it's predestined.

● Men's eyes will lie.

Girl, we will be very happy together. You are the only one in my life.

● Buddies are affectionate and righteous, and brotherhood will never change. Broad-minded, great love lasts forever, and the spirit of rainbow is heroic.

Your [world] is full of her [traces]

Crying for a broken heart is a sign of cowardice. He doesn't care about your tears at all.

That guy is not very nice, but he has never been rude.

I have become an immortal. Please smoke if you have something to do. Buddha said that smoke without fire can't be a positive result, and smoke without fire can't be a fairy.

● The wine is empty, the color is empty, and the wife walks with people; Money is empty, gas is empty, and mobile phones have no money to charge.

I have no advantages, the biggest advantage is that I am a good person.

● Picking up girls is like hanging QQ. Pick her up for two hours every day, and it will soon be sunny.