1, "Why didn't he call me back in seconds?" "Are you important?"

2. "Which is the most important, boyfriend or girlfriend?" "I am the most important."

3. "Why do mosquitoes always bite me?" "Mosquitoes only bite good-looking people."

4. "What comes after three minutes of enthusiasm?" "Even saying good night is just perfunctory."

5. "I only have eyes for you." "Speak human words." "You are preventing me from copying my homework."

6. "Have you ever experienced the feeling of being chased by many people?" "You mean running?"

7. "I used to like you." "What about now?" "I like you in the past."

8. "You are much stronger than before." "That's because I studied mathematics."

9. "Describe your favorite person in four words." "It's not mine."

10, "You bit me." "I don't eat shit." "It's strange that dogs don't eat shit."

1 1, "Why not do your math homework?" "The class representative is so ugly."

12, "Buddha, why don't you shine?" "The old woman threw away her glow stick."

13, "Teacher, I want to go to the toilet." "Then think about it."

14, "I'm not a lemon, how can I be sad?" "Because you drank a bottle of vinegar."